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A Child's View of the OLPC

Finallyjoined!!! sends us a BBC account of a dad who traveled to Nigeria and brought back an XO laptop for his 9-year-old, Rufus. Here is Rufus's review, a child's view of OLPC. "Because it looks rather like a simple plastic toy, I had thought it might suffer the same fate as the radio-controlled dinosaur or the roller-skates he got last Christmas - enjoyed for a day or two, then ignored. Instead, it seems to provide enduring fascination... With no help from his Dad, he has learned far more about computers than he knew a couple of weeks ago, and the XO appears to be a more creative tool than the games consoles which occupy rather too much of his time."

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  1. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    America scams Nigeria!

  2. Smart kid by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 3, Funny

    "With no help from his Dad, he has learned far more about computers than he knew a couple of weeks ago."

    The kid has made such a fast advancement that he has already been offered a job by Chris Hansen.

    1. Re:Smart kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      The kid has made such a fast advancement that he has already been offered a job by Chris Hansen. Better than being offered a 'job' by Michael Jackson.
  3. Re:Something smells...and it aint my pants by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Funny

    Something smells...and it aint my pants

    It's your pants. Totally.

  4. Re:Already? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> I returned from Nigeria with a sample of the XO laptop

    That's nothin'. I returned from Nigeria with my late uncle's ashes and 30% of his $20,000,000 estate.

  5. 419 by NoPantsJim · · Score: 5, Funny

    "a BBC account of a dad who traveled to Nigeria and brought back an XO laptop"

    So...did he scam a Nigerian?

    1. Re:419 by technomom · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dear Sirs,

      The Central Bank of Nigeria is now in possession of 500 "One Laptop Per Child" that is earmarked for our schools. Unfortunately, our minister of education recently died in a tragic car accident. You have been named as his beneficiary and will be responsible for their distribution. As one of the benefits, you will be able to keep one for your own child. To release those laptops, we will need your credit card number and personal details concerning your children so that we may chat with him on our Jabber server.

      Please respond to 1-888-OLP-CCON with your information.

      Regards,
      M'Bol Zarhari
      Esteemeed Grand Puba, Central Bank of NIgeria.

  6. Re:Different languages by MPAB · · Score: 5, Funny

    Marge: Lisa, you got a letter.
      Lisa: It's from my pen-pal Anya! [reads]
      Anya: [voice over] Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our
                  president has been overthrown and
                    [voice changes to that of a man]
                  replaced by the benevolent general Krull. All hail Krull and his
                  glorious new regime! Sincerely, Little Girl.

  7. My kid made the honor role by us7892 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So Rufus is using his laptop to write, paint, make music, explore the internet, and talk to children from other countries.

    Sounds like Rufus is a lot smarter than your kid. Figuring out all this stuff on his own. Before you know it, he'll be like his Dad, buying goods off the black market.

  8. Re:Interesting reading about the chat feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    >I found int intriguing

    Why yes, signed 32bit integer values can be very interesting from many points of view!

  9. The miracle machine by klubar · · Score: 3, Funny

    The OLPC is just an amazing machine, not only is it able to connect with any Wi-Fi network (no matter how far away or how secured), instantly make your child a programming virtuoso, make them a math whiz it can also make them instantly fluent in any language. Merely possessing the machine enables them to read and speak the language of the person they're chatting with. Not even Apple is so insanely cool.

  10. Re:Already? by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hahahahahaaa.. look at this country.. U R GAY!!!

    [/obligatory Simpsons quote]

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    which is totally what she said
  11. Re:How long will that one work? by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, of course it reports all of your credit card details, fingerprints, blood type (those sharp corners aren't just due to low production costs you know!), and also all your thoughts using the built in brainwave scanner. Better not let your firstborn near it either, because they're programmed to fire out CDs to decapitate firstborns as a proper sacrifice (to help amortise costs).

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    which is totally what she said
  12. Re:How about the kids in Iraq? Any OLPCs there yet by default+luser · · Score: 4, Funny

    South Africa, The Iraq, and the Asian countries still need a lot of help from our education over here before they're ready to get XOs and build up our future.

    Actually, I think they just need more maps.

    --

    Man is the animal that laughs.
    And occasionally whores for Karma.

  13. Re:Already? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You expected a Brit to go to Africa and NOT exploit the local population and natural resources?

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.