Cause of Aurora Borealis Confirmed
An anonymous reader writes "There are reports that satellites have aided scientists in confirming why the Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) exists. 'New data from NASA's Themis mission, a quintet of satellites launched this winter, found the energy comes from a stream of charged particles from the sun flowing like a current through twisted bundles of magnetic fields connecting Earth's upper atmosphere to the sun. The energy is then abruptly released in the form of a shimmering display of lights.'"
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Some days I just get bored and Troll post all the memes I can think of...
What about the "Intelligent Twinkling" explanation? Scientists seem completely unwilling to even CONSIDER this possibility!
We still know what we already knew. Tonight I can finally sleep easy!
It's Dust.
Where's MY Panserbjørne?
Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
Why yes, I suppose it would be.
I always thought it was fairy dust or glitter from the angels... obviously, I was wrong, its the sun farting in our general direction...