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  1. Re:Why you need to go to Church on National Solar Observatory Predicts Shape of Solar Corona For August Eclipse (phys.org) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, whatever, pal. Suck my helmet streamer.

  2. If they must have it, on Customer's 20-Year-Old Email Account Shut Down Over Unusual Address (www.cbc.ca) · · Score: 5, Funny

    trade it for abuse@eastlink.ca

  3. No mod points to give you, but I agree.

  4. But can the jamming rifles be used on boom-box cars?

    A regular rifle is good enough for that. If the car is loud enough, no one will hear the shots.

  5. People who were just much more substantial

    It's okay to say "fat."

  6. Re:Does Trump even "believe in" Super Computing? on US Sets Plan To Build Two Exascale Supercomputers (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    He has awfully small hands though...

    Yeah, but his kid Barron can build it. That kid is so good with the cyber.

  7. Re:Be the life of the party! on EFF Suggests Halloween Costume To Protest Facial Recognition Databases (eff.org) · · Score: 1

    That's why Jesus died for a second time on the cross on Halloween. To give girls the right to wear skimpy "sexy ______" costumes.

    And frog.

  8. Re:someone probably died for this mistake on Reddit Brings Down North Korea's Entire Internet (mirror.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    There family

    Where family?

  9. Re:CS should _not_ be taught to teenagers on Code.org Disses Wolfram Language, Touts Apple's Swift Playgrounds (edsurge.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is not even remotely similar to reading, writing and basic math. Most people do not need coding, will never be any good at it and trying to tech it to them is a complete waste of time.

    I absolutely disagree. Programing (by which I mean building something that does stuff, rather than doing it the best possible way) is not about math, it's about logic. It's about deciding goals, making a plan, testing one's progress, and making milestones. This sort of thinking is essential in nearly every field, from baking to investing, from education to career planning.

  10. Just like it's a Good Idea to check the back seat before you get into your car, it's a good idea to check the back before before you get out.

    Oh, and maybe turn off the goddamned phone once in a while so you're less distracted.

  11. Weedlord Bonerhitler approves on McDonald's 'Make Burger History' Site Hijacked With Offensive Burger Ideas (stuff.co.nz) · · Score: 2

    -30-

  12. Re:In Microsoft's support . . . on Bing Bans 'Computer Support' Ads From Its Network (mspoweruser.com) · · Score: 1

    At worst they install whatever the hell they want while they are providing remote "support".

    Seriously, who the hell do these Sun Microsystems people think they are, anyway.

  13. Re:The next AI Winter on Ask Slashdot: Predictions For 2016? (slashdot.org) · · Score: 1

    That's what it wants you to think.

  14. Re:Walking and texting on Emergency Room Visits From Distracted Walking Skyrocket (cbsnews.com) · · Score: 1

    They both went right back to testing, however

    Sound like they failed.

  15. What, Glass is back? on Google Glass For Work Is Sleeker, Tougher and Foldable (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    I guess there's someone new over there willing to fuck Sergey.

  16. The staff of Microsoft lost a lot of time doing that elaborate funeral for the iPhone years back.

  17. Re:Not so high tech on Hi-Tech Body Implants and the Biohacker Movement (hackaday.com) · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Full marks to TemporalBeing.

  18. Re:Not so high tech on Hi-Tech Body Implants and the Biohacker Movement (hackaday.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have an artificial device implanted in my abdomen that performs the function of my failed kidneys. It's powered by my own metabolic processes and has the potential to work maintenance free for decades. It's also totally open source.

  19. It's just adjective inflation, nothing more on How 'Rock Star' Became a Business Buzzword · · Score: 1

    The same way that things went from being "neat" or "cool" became "awesome," and how a few years back all "fails" became "epic fails." Nowadays one can't be a "good" coder, or an "excellent" coder. One must be a "rock star." People who aren't rock stars aren't merely "below the median," they are "fucking retards."

    My city has been trying to get some dubious development lately (casinos and the Olympics). The politicians and developers, seeking to get voter approval for revised laws, tax breaks, and other asshattery, love to throw around terms like "world class." I saw an ad on the subway that used the phrase three times. It's like listening to Donald Trump imitators throw around superlatives "the classiest, most gold-plated, marble-encrusted codpiece you ever saw."

  20. That's nerd cred right there. Drop the mic and walk.

  21. Re:death to bandwidth hogs! on Adblock Plus Victorious Again In Court · · Score: 1

    That's not true. I use adblock because I just want the content I came for and not a bunch of other stuff taking up my screen. If it weren't for adblock's advanced settings, sites like LinkedIn would be unusable.

  22. Re:Maybe use helium on Oklahoma Says It Will Now Use Nitrogen Gas As Its Backup Method of Execution · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, that would be very noble.

  23. Re:And then ... on Why CSI: Cyber Matters · · Score: 1

    The Net got it wrong in that running "whois" doesn't bring up a photo of someone's driver's license and that pressing "ESC" doesn't roll back database changes across the Internet.

    Does mean that I have to stop putting links to my super secret stuff on the pi-symbol in the lower-right corner of my web pages?

  24. For hiking/camping? Doubt it. on Powdered Alcohol Banned In Six States · · Score: 1

    One packet of Palcohol equals one shot with each packet weighing 1 ounce and turning into liquid when mixed with 6 ounces of water

    Instead of carrying seven ounces for one unit of alcohol why not just bring grain alcohol and get 14 units for the same weight?

  25. Little value for the home user on 3D Printers Making Inroads In Kitchens · · Score: 1

    This device makes sense for situations where arranging the food is where the effort liesâ"delicate cookies shaped like snowflakes and portraits of the bar mitzvah boy sculpted in chopped liver. But for things like a pizza or ravioli or cookies that can be laid out in no time with a spoon or a pasty bag it's a waste of time.

    It's not like you load the thing with food elements like flour, eggs, cheese, and spices and ravioli comes out. It doesn't make food, it only squirts out food that's already made. The video's enthusiasm about how one is eating all sorts of wonderful fresh ingredients is irrelevant because one has to make that stuff anyway before it goes in the machine.

    I can see this being an interesting tool for fancy restaurants that would like to make breadsticks that look like coral and other instances where people pay for presentation for itself, but being adopted in homes like the microwave was? I just don't see the value.