The Scariest Karaoke of 2007
A school custodians after hours singing over the loudspeaker prompted a teacher to barricade herself in her room and call 911. She mistook the song, "Welcome to the Jungle" as a death threat. Who knows what she might have done had the custodian sang, "It's the end of the world as we know it."
What the hell!!! Samzenpus needs to go elsewhere. His stories are far below par, even for slashdot.