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The Advantages of Upgrading From Vista To XP
An anonymous reader passes us a blog posting, which may be just a bit tongue-in-cheek, about the pros and cons of upgrading from Vista to XP. "...there is only one conclusion to be made; Microsoft have really outdone themselves in delivering a brand new operating system that really excels in all the areas where Vista was sub-optimal. From my testing, discussions with friends and colleagues, and a review of the material out there on the web there seems to be no doubt whatsoever that that upgrade to XP is well worth the money. Microsoft can really pat themselves on the back for a job well done, delivering an operating system which is much faster and far more reliable than its predecessor. Anyone who thinks there are problems in the Microsoft Windows team need only point to this fantastic release and scoff loudly."
Obviously the poster of the article is trolling.
I guess Dad should be the guy writing this but he not have a clue. He is
a good guy and everything but according to Mom's sex journal, he is about as
exciting as watching paint drying in bed.
I do not really have anything to do with what happened to get my Mom all
knocked-up again other then I found her sex journal and thought it might make
an interesting story if I put it all together. I guess some people are going to
think I am a creep for airing the family's dirty laundry but I figure that
things are going to be pretty obvious around here in four months anyhow, when
Mom delivers, so...
I guess it looks like Mom first went Black as a special holiday treat
this past Christmas. I guess she did seem to have a bit of a spring in her
step, but I had no idea at the time that it was put there by anyone other then
my father.
Her sex journal reads and I quote "I saw Jamal today. I am practically
old enough to be his mother. I know what he wants when he looks at me and I
want it too. Boys are so horny at nineteen. I guess I am only thirty-seven. I
could still even get pregnant. Wouldn't that just kill Dwayne. *S*!
Dwayne is my father. I can only imagine what will happen when Mom goes in
the stirups and pops out a little curly-headed, half-breed bastard to "color"
the family name. Hell, he might just take it. I mean his first reaction to even
finding out that Mom was pregnant was to suggest an abortion.
I guess it might be insightful to share the "history." According to Mom's
diary, she kept herself pure for Dad right up to the walk down the aisle. She
really had nothing for comparison for the consummation fuck and was still a
little disappointed. She thought it was her fault. The only good thing is she
must be like the most fertile woman in the world as she conceived immediately
and I entered the world as a honeymoon baby.
Dad was having performance issues almost from day one according to Mom's
diary, and she finally booked him into a visit to the clinic. Dad must have
felt figuratively castrated when he was told his sperm count was so fucking low
that it was a miracle he had delivered into Mom even once. I am sure that the
doctor used more kinder words, but Mom never in her diary.
I actually felt sorry for Dad and kind of thought Mom was a bitch when I
got my first read of things in April. Mom sent me up to do some spring cleaning
in the attic and the box was open with the diaries on top and the sex journal
right there too so who knows just what sick game she is playing. I half suspect
it will wet her panties if she sees that I am putting all this up on the
Internet.
It has not even been all that hard of a choice to make. Mom made
herself a sex object to me a long time ago. I mean nothing sick, but she
certainly has never been that shy about false modesty around the house. The
best time was when I caught her with Nigel. That is the name I have given her
fourteen inch big, Black, lifelike, pretend cock that she keeps in her panty
drawer.
I never placed any special significance on the fact that "Nigel" was
Black, but then I never thought Mom would be the type of girl to suffer from
jungle fever either.
Mom actually had always struck me as a bit of a racist. Dad might as well
wear the sheets at Halloween because he pretty much lives in them around the
year. I guess "Niggers" can be blamed for all the problems of the world
according to him. It is funny I never grew up with that atti
But XP has much of the same DRM: Product Activation, WGA, etc...Same boat, different skin.
I patented screwing your mom. But it got revoked for "prior art."
Looks like you just boggled your own mind with point C.
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