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New Vista Random Numbers to Include NSA Backdoor?
Schneier is reporting that Microsoft has added the new Dual_EC-DRBG random-number generator to Vista SP1. This random-number generator is the same one discussed earlier that may have a secret NSA backdoor built into it.
why does the shashdot "The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way. " seem so approperiate for this....
'...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
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Mod parent troll - that damned datamining site again.
What the hell is that site? Asshat's been spamming that in every story lately.
The NSA touched my junk liberally. They strapped me into a NSAmobile and they couldn't stop exploiting my backdoor. They were performing many red flag touches. I couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told Lieutenant General Keith B. Alexander the country would not approve of an intelligence agency touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Lieutenant General Keith B. Alexander did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the NSAmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did Lieutenant General Keith B. Alexander care? NO WAY! Hejust kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuckwas going on, indeed. I pleaded with Lieutenant General Keith B. Alexander but to no avail. I told him the country would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. Then he drove the NSAmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?