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Black Hole Blasts Neighbor Galaxy with Deadly Jet

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the no-star-system-will-dare-oppose-the-emperor-now dept.

butterwise writes to mention that astronomers have, for the first time, witnessed a super-massive black hole hitting a nearby galaxy with a "death-star-like" beam of energy. The story also has a video with simulations, pictures, and explanations. "The 'death star galaxy,' as NASA astronomers called it, could obliterate the atmospheres of planets but also trigger the birth of stars in the wake of its destructive beam. Fortunately, the cosmic violence is a safe distance from our own neck of the cosmos."

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  1. You don't say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Last weekend, I blasted my balck neighbor's hole with a massive jet of my man juice

    - With regards,

    Zonk

  2. SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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         click here for exclusive pics of deadly hole

    1. Re:SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  3. maybe we won't wreck earth before the big flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  4. Distant Effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The effects of the blast were seen to be evident as far away as here