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CEO of Red Hat Steps Down

bearer_of_bad_news points us to a C|net article which states that Matthew Szulik is stepping down as the president and chief executive of Red Hat. Szulik is citing family health reasons, and he plans to remain chairman of the board. Red Hat has indicated that his replacement will be former Delta Airlines COO James Whitehurst. Quoting the article: "On a conference call, Szulik said Whitehurst stood 'head and shoulders' above other candidates interviewed in a recruiting process. He was a programmer earlier in his career and runs four versions of Linux at home." We discussed Szulik's ascension to CEO back in 1999.

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  1. Euphemisms by Frosty+Piss · · Score: -1, Troll

    Szulik is citing family health reasons
    OK, so in the world of corporate euphemisms, that means what? The board isn't happy with him why?
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  2. does he use mandriva? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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