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Chuck Norris Sues Publisher, Tears Don't Cure Cancer

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the but-he-does-cry-a-lot dept.

Google85 writes "Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said."

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  1. "HELLO?!" mod option by oldhack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We really need that. The above post is plain stupid, sheer dumbness, not flame bait, not troll, just dang stupid.

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  2. Re:You probably like Dennis "UFO" Kucinich by oldhack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Calling you a dumbass would be an insult to intellectually-challenged donkeys.
    And to other dumbasses.
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