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Extreme Christmas Lights In Orlando

tripmine writes "The Orlando Sentinel has a story about a geek who can't get enough Christmas light. 'This Christmas, tech-savvy people such as Hansen are increasingly building the biggest, most elaborate holiday lights in neighborhoods across Central Florida and throughout the country. They typically work in fields such as computer programming, Web development, engineering or audio and visual services and are armed with a technical knowledge that the average person lacks. They trade tips and stories on message boards and set up Web sites with step-by-step descriptions of how they installed their lights as well as pictures and videos of the finished product.'" Many cities have neighborhoods where the spectacle takes up blocks at a time, not just individual houses, too, as anyone who's strolled down Austin's 37th Street can attest. Links invited (in comments) to the best / worst light-spectacles you know of.

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  1. Good Thing It's Not in Boston by imaginaryelf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or the police would've locked down the city already.

    1. Re:Good Thing It's Not in Boston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lady: Hey, what are you doing!
      Officer: We believe this may be an improvised explosive device so it's being removed using a controlled explosion.
      Lady: BUT THAT'S MY HOUSE!!!
      Officer: Ok you heard her boys, book her, she admitted to being the terrorist.

    2. Re:Good Thing It's Not in Boston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And it's a good thing the YouTube video is not taken down yet for music theft, um, I mean, IP infringement.

    3. Re:Good Thing It's Not in Boston by QRDeNameland · · Score: 4, Funny

      Popele were just acting rashionally when they saw a st4range device on important imfrasturcture.

      Yeah, I have a hard time keeping away from the eggnog, too.

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  2. Cease & desists and/or lawsuits in 3.. 2.. 1.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    FTFA:
    Hansen's 25,000-light display is synchronized to five songs, which he broadcasts over an FM-radio frequency so passers-by can pick it up in their cars.

    Radio broadcasts a/k/a "public performance" of likely-unlicensed music? So who's gonna get him first? The RIAA? The ASCAP? The FCC?

    Takin' all bets!

  3. Re:So 90's by kylben · · Score: 5, Funny

    It can be done a lot more tastefully. Yeah, they could get about a million red, green, and blue lights and string them up in a grid, with a computer to control each light individually instead of entire strands. Then they could port Firefox into the code that controls the lights and just show the damn Trans Siberian Orchestra house video on it.
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  4. Awesome by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, it's all fun and games until the bus of epileptic kids drives by.

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  5. Armed with technical knowledge.... by cc1984_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    They typically work in fields such as computer programming, Web development, engineering or audio and visual services and are armed with a technical knowledge that the average person lacks ..and lack social skills and good taste which others are armed with.
  6. Bizare Christmas Decorations by doombringerltx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once I was with my family driving around looking at lights when we saw one house that had a huge nativity scene set up in their front yard. It had Mary, Joesph, the wise men, the whole nine yards. But it also had a huge fucking grim reaper behind the manager leaning over it all. I guess they were too lazy to take down the Halloween decorations all the way before setting up for Christmas, or they were just ape shit insane. Probably a little of each

  7. Season? by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Around October, somebody was just walking around my neighborhood, and they told me they really liked our lights and that it really made the season for them," Hansen said. "If I am the one that triggers the season for somebody, then it really makes it worthwhile."


    No, you misheard: you triggered the seizures!
  8. Re:So 90's by orclevegam · · Score: 3, Funny

    So very very tempted right now.

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  9. For those in the SF Bay Area... by mpthompson · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... on Eucalyptus Avenue in San Carlos the whole neighborhood gets involved with spectacular lighting displays. While not technically elaborate or geeky as the linked video, it is still quite a sight. Kids, young and old, certainly enjoy it walking up and down the street enjoying the hospitality of the home owners.

    Of course, it's a sight that would make Al Gore cry, but he's an old Hum Bugger anyway.

  10. You think that's bad? by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

    If enough houses got together, they could make a great set of fake runway lights for aircraft.

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  11. Why port firefox? by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Chaos Computer Club's Blinkenlights project lets you hook up games like Pong to hotel lighting systems. With the better resolution and greater refresh rate offered by christmas lights, it should be possible to get Doom or Quake to play quite nicely over the side of a mountain or something.

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  12. Re:Global warming QWZX by Eternauta3k · · Score: 3, Funny

    Canada.

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  13. Re:Global warming by Deadstick · · Score: 3, Funny
    unless there's something I missed

    There is.

    rj

  14. Re:Global warming by jackpot777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jesus was more likely the bastard son of an unwed teen mommy


    Silent night, holy night
    All is calm, all is bright
    Round yon Jamie Lynn Spears and child...


    Naaaah. Doesn't have the same ring to it!!!
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  15. Blink by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Funny

    They typically work in fields such as ... Web development
    Got to do something with all those unused "blink" tags...
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  16. Re:So 90's by anethema · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=rmgf60CI_ks

    Lots of lights, and older video, but still the coolest lights I've ever seen.

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  17. Re:Global warming by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Paraphrasing Christopher Hitchens:

    "What is more likely? That god intervened in a virgin birth, or that a Jewish trollop told a lie?"

  18. Re:Global warming by o'davy · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about an analogy (since this is /.): The US Supreme Court issues a ruling in English based upon some treaty written in French. It turns out that the supreme court choose to use a less-common translation of a French phrase in the treaty as part of its ruling, and quotes it in English.
    Seems complicated. Please rephrase as an analogy using a car.
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