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The Strangest Online Political Challenges of 2007

destinyland writes "Blorgable has a list the year's ten strangest online political moments arguing that 2007 was the year digital identities started encroaching into the culture. While the U.S. Senate was busy fighting cartoon-related digital terrorism with 'The Terrorist Hoax Improvements Act of 2007,' Ann Coulter's web page ended up 'mistakenly' announcing her retirement after someone hacked it! But the unpredictable changes were sometimes deadly serious. Even the mainstream media noticed 'the ghosts of MySpace' — those U.S. soldiers whose web pages ultimately outlived them."

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  1. 2008 hopefuls by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0

    I'm hoping all the data about Area 51 getting stolen shows up on the 08 list! It's not my resolution to get it done but I bet it's some hackers' :-D I mean come on, every geek wants to know. I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet

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    1. Re:2008 hopefuls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I can just see how that would turn out.

      "If I am elected president, I vow to declassify all information regarding Area 51. I feel it is the public's right to know the truth about..." BANG! Death by sniper.

    2. Re:2008 hopefuls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has already been leaked intentionally. You just have to figure out which conspiracy theory is correct. What is it? UFOs? Aurora spacecraft development? Hollow earth portal? Interstellar spacecraft development? A fake research facility? Illuminati HQ?

    3. Re:2008 hopefuls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UFOs? Aurora spacecraft development? Hollow earth portal? Interstellar spacecraft development? A fake research facility? Illuminati HQ? The CowboyNeal Coverup? Fixed it for you.
  2. Bleed-over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only thing about focusing on 2007 is that it all carries over to 2008.

  3. Stephen Colbert for President! by Gertlex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I personally found the Facebook group that sprung up supporting Stephen Colbert's presidential candidacy to be, mayhaps not strange, but certainly "rad," and a bit outrageous. It gained 1 million group members in under 10 days (and peaked at 1.5 million around the time that Colbert called it quits).

    1. Re:Stephen Colbert for President! by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can't remember if it was Plato or Aristotle who said it, but one of the two said that the people who want to be rulers are more often than not just in it for their own glory, not to advance the civilization, and are generally the last people you'd want in power. He said that the most qualified people should be forced into positions of power, even if they don't want the position. I don't know how qualified Colbert would be (likely better than some political leaders I won't name), or even if its a good idea or not, but I always think of that sentiment whenever the topic of Colbert's campaign comes up.

    2. Re:Stephen Colbert for President! by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Colbert the actor, perhaps. (I doubt it, as much as I doubt that Charlie Chaplain or Jonathan Swift would have made good presidents). But Colbert the character is exactly the self-aggrandizing blowhard who should never be in charge, and I think that was a central point in Colbert's campaign.

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    3. Re:Stephen Colbert for President! by usul294 · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of Plato's Republic, where he argues that the rulers ought to be trained from a young age to be rulers and that they not have any private ownership and the state provides whatever they need so that they can focus on ruling their nation the best way possible without any competing ambitions.

    4. Re:Stephen Colbert for President! by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      That's called "monarchy"

    5. Re:Stephen Colbert for President! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I can't remember if it was Plato or Aristotle who said it, but one of the two said that the people who want to be rulers are more often than not just in it for their own glory, not to advance the civilization, and are generally the last people you'd want in power. He said that the most qualified people should be forced into positions of power, even if they don't want the position. That may as well be, but I find Douglas Adams' wording on the manner far more entertaining. Part one:

      Zaphod Beeblebrox's full title was President of the Imperial Galactic Government. The term Imperial is kept, though it is now an anachronism. The hereditary Emperor is now nearly dead, and has been for many centuries. This is because in his last dying moments he was- much to his Imperial irritation- locked in a perpetual stasis field.

      All his heirs are now, of course, long dead and the upshot of all this is that without any drastic upheaval political power has simply and effectively moved a rung or two down the ladder, and is now seemed to be vested in an elected governmental Assembly, headed by a President elected by that Assembly. In fact, it vests in no such place - that would be too easy.

      The President's job- and if someone sufficiently vain and stupid is picked he won't realize this- is not to wield power, but to draw attention away from it. Zaphod Beeblebrox, the only man in history to have made Presidential telecasts from the bath, from Eccentrica Gallumbits bedroom, from the maximum-security wing of the Betelgeuse State Prison, or from where ever else he happened to be at the time, was supremely good at this job. and part two:

      The major problem... one of the major problems, for there are several... one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it. Or, rather, of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

      To summarize: it is a well-known and much lamented fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.

      To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should, on no account, be allowed to do the job.

      To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

      And so this is the situation we find: a succession of Galactic Presidents who so much enjoy the fun and palaver of being in power that they never really notice that they're not.

      And somewhere in the shadows behind them, who? Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to, can be allowed to? Followed by, of course, his answer: the man who "tr[ies] not to" rule the Universe, a quite philosophical gentleman himself.
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  4. My idea by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've often considered starting an online political movement known as 'The Apathy Party.' I would advocate a party for the apathetic, by the apathetic, and by that I mean me. Everyone able to vote who didn't would automatically be considered of a member of the Apathetic Party, therefore I'd get their vote. If that's legal, I'd win the election for sure. If its not, well, I suppose maybe it would convince a few people to get out there, read up on the candidates, and vote.

    1. Re:My idea by ricebowl · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Everyone able to vote who didn't would automatically be considered of a member of the Apathetic Party, therefore I'd get their vote.

      It's a nice idea; and while I don't know where you come from, over here in the UK those who don't vote are considered to be, rather than lazy/disinterested/unimpressed, content with the currently-elected party. So unfortunately if we don't explicitly vote contrary to the current party we're presumed to have voted for it.

      I'm not sure this is entirely fair, but I guess you can see why the (I want to say 'ruling party,' but I'm not sure that's entirely correct) party-in-power doesn't want to change it.

    2. Re:My idea by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      That's interesting; I did not know that. If I lived in the UK, I'm not sure I'd like that aspect of the political system much. Here in the States, if you don't vote, I suppose its like you don't exist in the political world, so non-voters don't have any (direct) sway.

    3. Re:My idea by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      over here in the UK those who don't vote are considered to be, rather than lazy/disinterested/unimpressed, content with the currently-elected party.
      That doesn't even make sense. If insufficient voter turnout automatically kept the incumbent party in power, then perhaps that would be the case, but not voting doesn't contribute to the success of either party. Those content with the incumbents have to vote to keep them in, the same as people who want them out.
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    4. Re:My idea by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Well, shit. I completely overlooked the second sentence of your post. Mod parent down. (Should have previewed the parent post, I guess...)

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    5. Re:My idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This idea was joked about on Futurama (and I'm sure plenty of other places). In the futurama version, your interest in even wanting to be in the party meant you cared too much about politics for it

    6. Re:My idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound too enthusiastic about your plan. I think that's immediate grounds to be kicked out of the party. You should be thankful no one will bother to follow up on it anyway.

    7. Re:My idea by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny
      I've often considered starting an online political movement known as 'The Apathy Party.'

      ... considered, but never really cared enough to bother doing it.

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    8. Re:My idea by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      "Blessed are the meek, for they shall possess the earth" (Mt. 5:4)

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    9. Re:My idea by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I want to say 'ruling party,' but I'm not sure that's entirely correct...

      It is

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    10. Re:My idea by PhearoX · · Score: 1

      That is... That is positively BRILLIANT! I think that might be the one thing we could change here in the US that might actually get people off their asses and into the polls. I can see it now... We'd never have another democrat president! What FairTax, EndOfWelfare, DeportIllegals, MiddleEastGlassParkingLot bliss that would be! No more fear of universal healthcare and me having to pay for some crackhead's overdose treatment... Oh, to dream...

    11. Re:My idea by iminplaya · · Score: 1
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    12. Re:My idea by plopez · · Score: 1

      But the corporations will get the mineral and water rights.

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  5. Fuck you, Boston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    OK, the subject might not appear to have anything to do with the story, but it does. One of the items on the list was the Boston ATHF "bomb" threat. (Really. I'm not sure what that has to do with the web, but it's one of the ten.)

    Anyway, apparently in response to the bombing, Senator Ted Kennedy (known for, among other things, killing someone while driving drunk) has drafted legislation which would make placing items that are mistaken for bombs a felony, with a 10-25 year sentence.

    So, fuck you Boston, for trying to make it illegal to place something that someone else manages to mistake as a bomb, no matter how obvious it is that it wasn't. (That's right. Even without intent. If someone mistakes it for a bomb, and you get 10 years minimum in a federal prison.)

    I know a state can't leave the Union, but can the rest of the states kick them out? Or at the very least Boston? I know I'd feel safer if the Gay State wasn't part of the Union...

    1. Re:Fuck you, Boston by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      I know a state can't leave the Union, but can the rest of the states kick them out? Or at the very least Boston? I know I'd feel safer if the Gay State wasn't part of the Union...
      Hmmm... I thought San Fransisco was known for the homosexuals and that's in California, and by the way Boston is a city, not a state.

      But whatever - the "bomb scare" is sometimes real, but the really evil bombs doesn't look like bombs - they can be just about anything - and definitely not look like the bombs you see in the movies where you have flashing LED:s and a counter. Just go figure what that says about the person that made the bomb alert call...

      An example of bombs to look for are Bicycle Bombs, but I would recommend that you don't harass your local delivery boy... They aren't that frequent. Car bombs are commonplace in some parts of the world since they pack more punch - but they are also easier to filter. There are many more variants (Hamburger bomb?, Dogshit bomb?), but I think that you get the figure - the one that gets you is not the one you see...

      And don't forget; "bomb-makers have been known to sustain severe injuries if they are holding the device when it explodes" - Quote from Wikipedia.

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    2. Re:Fuck you, Boston by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I know I'd feel safer if the Gay State wasn't part of the Union...
      Why does this remind me of something in The Onion?

      Safer from what? The risk of finding yourself 69-ing a gay Bostonian while you're drunk? Because if that's what it's about, your problem isn't gays, it's closets. Me, I like near SF and am a straight male. Gay men never try hitting on me: I'm probably too old and/or not good-looking enough. Or more likely, if you're not actively looking for something, you're not likely to find it. Gays don't make trouble for anyone-- it's just that some people find the need to make trouble for them. There's no rational motivation for that.

      In Rome, men had sex with men for hundreds of years. But when the Christians got power, everything went down the shitter.

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    3. Re:Fuck you, Boston by mqduck · · Score: 1

      In Rome, men had sex with men for hundreds of years. Yeah, and look how they turned out. ;) Not that I disagree with you or anything.
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    4. Re:Fuck you, Boston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Rome, men had sex with men for hundreds of years. But when the Christians got power, everything went down the shitter. Mostly because Christian patriarchs are really afraid they'll like it when everything goes up the shitter.

      Here's an interesting study: http://www.oogachaga.com/downloads/homophobia_and_homosexual_arousal.pdf (Do I even need to give the PDF warning? Also, captcha was crudest, hehe!)
  6. And in four years from now by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Insightful
    we will look back into these moments with a whiff of nostalgia while the snowcaps are melting...

    It is actually worth to consider that in western society the internet and it's services has changed the way we live - you are now a second grade citizen if you don't have broadband internet access. The people that have internet access can get access to a lot more information - not only wikipedia but also lunch menus phonebooks and instant communication services that were in it's infancy just five years ago. For example Skype did on a good day maybe kiss the one million mark of online users but now it's rarely below the five million mark and is about to kiss the ten million mark.

    The internet services and identity troubles that have arisen is something that is growing concerns. Of course - identity theft isn't something new but it's easier on a global scale today. However it isn't only about protecting your identity from being exposed - it is also about allowing it to get correctly verified. The ability to verify the identity of a person by cross-checking the data with other systems is an important factor when doing transactions. Of course - sometimes you want to do anonymous transactions - but that isn't a big problem.

    And one item that has been up during the last year is all the bank frauds. Especially the Nordea case which got wide-spread publicity. This was caused by a substandard technique for user verification. And we are going to see more and more cases of intrusions into our bank accounts, which is worrying - but the important thing is that the banks must take responsibility for providing the best possible protective measures without making it overly complex for the users. The threats when doing bank transactions isn't only in the classical hacking but there are also the man in the middle attack and the man in the browser attack. The later is actually circumventing any encryption scheme which means that it doesn't matter how good your encryption is. A verification of the transaction has to be done by different means - and one way that is reasonably safe is by using a token (that isn't connected to the computer) with a challenge/response where the challenge data is user friendly (for example the account that money shall be sent to). This will still allow a criminal to read your data but make it a lot harder to actually modify your bank account unless the criminal has access both to the token algorithm and the secret key of the token. The one-time password tokens that are only generating a random number aren't sufficient since they does only verify the fact that you have the token - but that doesn't verify if the data you send along with the transaction isn't being compromised.

    Of course - this means that you will still have to be on the forefront when it comes to protect your identity verification data, and that you actually shall demand of your bank and other online services that they provide you with good protective measures. However it also means that the public services also has to take measures to protect the citizens by having a reasonable setup where risk assessment has been done.

    The more worrying part is that in many cases "security" actually resolves to "citizen monitoring" in a way that brings into mind the actions of Stasi and other similar agencies. This is actually counter-productive and is not doing any good at all for the citizens. It's like fishing for cod with a net sized for sharks - you may occasionally get a catch - but probably not the catch you expected or wanted. Just the publicity around the monitoring has caused the big criminals to think twice before doing anything that might be recorded and tracked. It doesn't mean that there aren't anyone communicating through the net for criminal reasons - just that the methods got a lot more covert. Type an online entry here as a blog comment, make a posting in slashdot - and sometimes encode a message into it through

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    1. Re:And in four years from now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good lord, what a load of horseshit you just dumped, especially where you veered into tinfoil beanie land about "a camera built in into the monitor where the police can watch you at will". Dude, get back on your meds. And mods, put downt he crack pipe - its not insightful, its a rehash of every mush-headed misty-eyed post put on Slashdot.

      But the real laugher is:

      "A government is to serve the people - not the other way around. "

      Yeah, call me when you find that at a national level in the US. Fool.

      Democrats are as bad as the Republicans - look at the current Congress. They are there for the power, not for the people, be it R or D by their name. And you think Hillary is going to be any better than Bush? Same coin, different side.

      The only solution is to give the government less power and push the decision making and so-on down to where people can still directly influence it.

      Damn, you are gullible. Have to give you credit for your paranoia and naieve.

  7. Paulistinians by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

    The Paulistinians online activity.

    Ron Paul, noted legislator, Presidential candidate, anti-semite, and racist, claims that his supporters are mainly made up of people who own cell phones and not landline phones explaining why he doesn't do well in polls, and who express their activity online instead of in-person at the caucus.

    Online flash in the pan.

    The good thing about Ron Paul and his neo-Nazi supporters is that his inevitable independant campaign will draw votes away from the Republican candidate, handing the Democrat candidate an easy victory, unless the highly polarizing Clinton is the nominee, then all bets are off.

    So, this years online fund raising goes to the Paulistinians, but thats all he's got.

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    1. Re:Paulistinians by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      It depends on how bad the economy gets during the course of the politicking.

      If things seem to be fairly stable (albeit a bit financially tight), then people will not want to make drastic changes in the status quo, and will feel comfortable voting for someone like Obama or Edwards, who will pull back from the Bush brink and try to put bandaids & use some OTC drugs on the situation, hoping that the system will recover by itself as long as no severe shocks occur to it.

      If things seem to be heading down the shitter fast (ala Great Depression) however, I think you'll find that people will be looking for someone with a sharp scalpel and a willingness to use it on the federal government. (I suspect many Dr. No supporters believe we have already reached this trend.)

    2. Re:Paulistinians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, this years online fund raising goes to the Paulistinians, but thats all he's got.

      Oh, please, tell us the best way to have those little horsies jump over other chess pieces.

      Elections are recurring events. The "Paulistinians," as you call them, are networking together, and the end of the 2008 election won't see the end of that network. Forty years ago, you'd have been a Johnson supporter, gloating how Goldwater was going down in flames.

      But hey, when the future proves your prediction wrong, you can at least cling to the belief that it was other people's racism rather than your own short-sightedness that caused the mistake.

    3. Re:Paulistinians by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      Elections are recurring events. The "Paulistinians," as you call them, are networking together, and the end of the 2008 election won't see the end of that network. Forty years ago, you'd have been a Johnson supporter, gloating how Goldwater was going down in flames.

      Yeah, I remember President Goldwater. I think his most crowning achievement was when he met with the Chinese and...wait...oh.

      Where your comment breaks down is that I am refering specifically to the Cult of Paul. Not to the message or movements that may be similar to his. Ron Paul has a cult following. His campaign will go nowhere. Will wreck the Republican numbers (unless we nominate Hillary). Now, his message may take hold, and hopefully, a non-racist will be the next champion of that message, but he will tank and have no more political effect than Perot or Mr. Unsafe-At-Any-Speed.

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    4. Re:Paulistinians by aichpvee · · Score: 0

      You're nuts, Ron Paul wouldn't have a shot at winning the general election if he were the only guy on the ballot.

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    5. Re:Paulistinians by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      You go ahead and keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.
      IMHO, if the economy crashes then all bets are off.

    6. Re:Paulistinians by aichpvee · · Score: 0

      Ron Paul's pro-anarchy economic policies will not play in any general election ever. Not even in the United States where at least a third of the votes are cast by complete lunatics.

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    7. Re:Paulistinians by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Fuck me, it's weird to see you talking sense for a change. Best condensation of the RP campaign/movement I've seen.

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  8. Plato or Aristotle, hm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    can't remember if it was Plato or Aristotle who said it


    Offering a serious philosophical justification for the legitimacy of the joke-candidacy of Stephen Colbert, with a straight face, almost goes beyond irony.

    I can only hope your post was meant as meta-satire - in which case it was genius!