Slashdot Mirror


Anti-Missile Technology To Be Tested on Commercial Jets

Hugh Pickens writes "As many as three American Airlines passenger jets will be outfitted this spring with laser technology intended to protect planes from missile attacks. The tests, which could involve more than 1,000 flights, will determine how the technology holds up under the rigors of flight. The technology is intended to stop attacks by detecting heat from missiles, then responding in a fraction of a second by firing laser beams to jam the missiles' guidance systems. A Rand study in 2005 estimated it would cost about $11 billion to protect every US airliner from shoulder-fired missiles. Over 20 years, the cost to develop, procure and operate anti-missile systems could hit $40 billion."

5 of 490 comments (clear)

  1. So... by Cally · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...will the passengers on these airlines be told that SAMs will be launched at them in order to test the anti-missile defences?

    --
    "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
  2. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do all of you people detracting from this hate freedom? Do you want the terrorists to win?

    Unless some defence contractor can make $40 billion out of this, the terrorists have already won.

  3. uncle SAM by garlicbready · · Score: 3, Funny

    when someone leans across and says
    what's that noise?
    just say don't worry it's just uncle SAM

    a cheaper way might be to paint clouds on the side of the aircraft for camouflage
    or if it's a green laser they're using how about some luminous green paint
    to be honest I'd think it would be slightly cheaper to try and avoid a situation where someone wants to fire missiles at you in the first place (usually it's a good idea)

  4. Is it April 1st already? by Bovineck · · Score: 3, Funny

    In other news, New Zealand equips all tractors with laser guided missiles to protect against terrorist sheep; and in Barbados the government combats terrorism by issuing tape recorders designed to look like coconuts to all citizens.

    The truly insane keep doing the same thing over and over again, each time expecting a different result...

    1. Re:Is it April 1st already? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny
      In other news, New Zealand equips all tractors with laser guided missiles to protect against terrorist sheep

      Thank you for one of the funniest mental images I've yet gotten from a slashdot post. Particularly since my imagination expanded on the scenario and had sheep after sheep with dynamite trapped to them throwing themselves at a tractor which kept zapping them with a laser. Would that I had Flash animation abilities. *sigh*

      --
      If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?