Mathematician Theorizes a Crystal As Beautiful As A Diamond
Roland Piquepaille writes "Why are diamonds so shiny and beautiful? A Japanese mathematician says it's because of their unique crystal structure and two key properties, called 'maximal symmetry' and 'strong isotropic property.' According to the American Mathematical Society (AMS), he found that out of all the crystals that are possible to construct mathematically, just one shares these two properties with the diamond. So far, his K4 crystal exists only as a mathematical object. And nobody knows if it exists — or if it can be synthesized."
A Japanese mathematician has been found dead in his laboratory. Police say they suspect the killers to be jewelry-wearing silhouettes.
just as the price of diamonds are threatened by artificial sources, questions about funding evil regimes, and anger at diehard debeers monopolies, promising that men can give women what they want for only $10 someday, this mathematician a**hole comes along with a totally new need-to-have impossible-to-obtain subtance that guys must fork over big bucks for
curse you, mathematics!
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
The reason diamonds are so beautiful is that every one of them represents gallons and gallons of blood and broken bones laying in the bottom of a diamond mine. Nothing is quite as shiny as pure human misery.
Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
I vote against the creation of the Crystalline Entity. I just want that on record here and now.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
It also adds a personal touch to it..
No way man, the TV says diamonds are forever.
We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
Aww, but I prefer Omega 13!
Why give a gem ring at all ? Give a simple ring, made of gold, with inscription inside, which comes visible and glows red when heated in fire.
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Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.
I guess that emphasizes the point that guys that get a girl using a big diamond as bait usually end up with a bird brain. :-)
De Beers Executive: We routinely use three kinds of marketing. Liminal, subliminal, and superliminal.
Lisa Simpson: Superliminal?
De Beers Executive opens a window and yells: Hey, you! Buy diamonds!
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I don't know... the last girl I dated really wanted a diamond
She wanted it reverse set really solidly though... so she could etch things with it.
Now THAT makes perfect sense to me.
but, she dumped me for a more attractive guy