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The Magic 8-Ball's Take on Tech in 2008

PCWMike writes "It's that time of year again, when every website makes predictions about the future of technology. PCWorld is no exception, but tried to put a little humor into their prognostication by calling on a neutral third party: the magic 8-ball. '4. Open Software and Open Networks Will Dominate! Magic 8-Ball says: Ask again later. Open-source software meets open wireless networks, fostering an unbridled era of innovation and consumer freedom. Right? Well, maybe one day, but don't bet the bank on it in 2008.'"

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  1. Outlook - good or not ? by Fredge · · Score: 5, Funny

    One minute the magic 8 ball is saying 'Outlook Good' and the next minute it's saying 'Outlook Not So Good'.

    Is it really that tough to pick an email client?

  2. 11: Microsoft continues to flog the dead horse by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 3, Funny

    That is vista

    12: Microsoft continues to promote their 'Surface' technology http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7174333.stm as the be-all and end all of input systems

    13: Gates resumes daily role in Microsoft, fires Balmer and then starts throwing chairs out of the Window as he struggles to use the latest beta of VS 2010 shouting, "I know how to frigging program
      you useless heap of sh1t" as the 'help' system tries to tell him that 'goto' is not allowed.

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  3. Re:PCWorld by SharpFang · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tic-tac-toe Championship Results: Global Thermonuclear War Prevented!

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