EA/BioWare Deal Finalized, Nets EA Ten Franchises
Gamasutra notes that the announced deal, where Electronic Arts was to purchase BioWare/Pandemic, has now been formalized. This arrangement will fold ten new franchises into the EA family, from the just-released Mass Effect all the way back to BioWare's classic titles. "EA Games president Frank Gibeau will oversee both studios within his organization, and BioWare's Ray Muzyka and Greg Zeschuk have each been named as vice presidents of EA and co-general managers of BioWare. Similarly, Pandemic's Andrew Goldman and Josh Resnick have each been named vice presidents of EA and co-general managers of Pandemic, while Greg Borrud has been named vice president of EA and chief production officer of Pandemic Studios. "
Following this announcement, all BioWare and Pandemic developers were ordered to repor t to headquarters for a 10 digit tattoo on their arms and re-EAification. Prepare to learn how to saturate the market with your titles differing by only one digit!
... oh wait, nevermind, competition's been
purchased. Whew! That was close. Ok, everybody
resume average game ideas, and above all nothing
risky or extraordinary! Remember, your ideas
have to be approved through like seventy levels of
command so don't even start with any out of the
ordinary stuff we aren't sure will be an instant
mediocre game netting us an average profit.
Christ, for a moment there I thought EA's Battlefield, Medal of Honor & Crysis games were going to have to step it up a notch to compete with these new
WoW, I can't wait for Mass Effect 2 through 5 and Mass Effect 2010, 2011, 2012 & 2013. Just imagine the rosters!
My work here is dung.
It was as if millions of gamers cried out and were silenced.
Bioware announced their next game, expected to be released in early 2010, Madden Effect 2k10.
Darth --
Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre
And of course there'll be no more text feedback to read in battles, it'll all be provided by commentary from Andy Gray and Martin Tyler (Americans can insert whoever commentates on whatever games EA whores over there).
Spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, and stupid comments are intentional.
You mean Baldur's Gate 2009 (to be released Autumn 2008). Or as it's known internally 'BG2 with facial expressions'. And I've heard rumours of plans for a followup, known only by it's secret codename 'BG2 with facial expressions and realistic grass effects'
Is that the one with the Mohawk class of Night Elves?
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John Madden.
Or, how I would envision it...
Madden: You see, Minsc just helped his party out by not being hit and by hitting his enemy. If he can continue doing that, then his party will win the fight.
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