FTC Offput by Offsets
theodp writes "US corporations and shoppers spent more than $54M last year on credits toward tree planting, wind farms, solar plants and other projects, prompting the FTC to question whether carbon-offset money is well spent. 'There's a heightened potential for deception,' said FTC Chairwoman Deborah Platt Majoras of the green-sounding offers that seem to be confronting consumers at every turn."
I remember in high school reading about in the middle ages when people would buy offsets for their sins so they could get out of hell or something... not far off it sounds
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I find it highly ironic that the ad I got with this story was for "Rackspace Green Server Configurations".
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I'm going to burn some karma here while replying to a troll. So sue me. I direct the following at the parent poster:
Fuck you and the cunt of a mother you were expelled from, you stinking little fucktard racist prick.
Thank you, I feel much better now.
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You could have a whole industry of finger-pointers and fact checkers looking into the effectiveness of offset claims.
The example of green server farms doesn't strike me as ludicrous or faddish. It's really easy to measure things like power consumption.
Siting would in part determine where the power is coming from. You could also do cool things like setting up in a northern state that gets lots of snow, and use ice ponds to assist the air conditioning.
It's conceivable that big farms could invest in local alternative energy plants as a way of stabilizing long-term costs and priority during shortages.
You could back up wind power with an investment in "methane farming" at a local landfill. Methane could be stored and "burned" in a fuel cell stack when the grid or wind farm can't supply cheap and/or "green" juice.
So these wankers at the FTC have been sitting around with their thumbs up their butts for 10 years instead of offering some legally-defensible "green" definitions that could have been whipped off in a few days. Now they're concerned that companies are seeking to take advantage of peoples' concern for the environment because they've been throwing money toward wind and solar energy, and the like.
Go back to sleep, you useless pack of oxygen wasters. We'll work it out for ourselves. I guess they're really concerned that a penny spent on enviro-fraud is a penny not spent on fossil-fraud.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
Too bad there isn't a 'Justified' mod option.
Tree planting is especially unlikely to work. There just isn't enough land to plant enough trees to soak up all our emissions. Do the calculations, or see http://www.ptua.org.au/myths/trees.shtml
In Germany, the power companies are selling electricity generated by coal and atomic power stations as "green" electricity i. e. people signing up for green (derived from resuable resources - wind, sun, tides) are to be environmentally mindful get just the opposite.
They feel cheated, are mad, protest and sue.
Whole parts of cities all of a sudden are using "green" electricity, which is impossible because the resources are not there.
The power companies can do that because they buy carbon credits (or whatever that excuse to just go on as usual is called).
The corporations buy the polititians (as one can see clearly on the money spent currently greasing the US 2008 elections) and then weak laws with loopholes and missleading names (1984-style) are made.
On a related note, could Slashdot possibly implement a karma-offset programme where we can trade and share karma? This way trolls could easily offset their trollishness by buying karma off the slashdot-karma-trading-system.
Say, YOU don't have to feel guilty about emitting all those nasty green house gases. All you gotta do is cough up the money (to me, of course) to pay for Carbon Indulgences... Oh, and don't ask me whether I can show that what I use the money for actually offsets your sinful carbon dioxide effluence. Just trust me....
While I'm sure there is a place for commercial and not for profit carbon offsetting I've never really understood while individuals, households, businesses etc don't self offset. What I mean is invest better technology. So instead of handing over hard-earned cash so someone can plant trees, why not put the money towards a solar system for your home, a new bike so you can ride to work, or put it aside so you can afford a more energy efficient fridge when the current one needs to be replaced.
Disclaimer: I'm about ass-deep in whiskey right now, and fairly sleep deprived. Mod me as you will.
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I'm a 26 year old white guy, born and raised in Stone Mountain, Georgia. I was a career software developer and network security specialist before joining the Navy about a year and a half ago. My whole life, I've had to deal with uneducated, fuckwitted racist pricks. They're not all from the South, by the way, not by a long shot... here's some stuff to consider before your punk ass little 15 year old hands click the "Submit Comment" button on your favorite forum.
Thousands of your fellow citizens, who happened to be black, fought and died in World Wars I and II. Thousands more fought and died in Korea and Vietnam. I serve our nation alongside thousands more, many of whom are Iraq and Afghanistan right now bleeding because they chose to enlist in the armed forces of our nation and "obey the orders of those appointed over them." Many of those I serve alongside in the submarine community happen to be black.
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The water source for the Glouster, Ohio area is gotten from Burr Oak Lake which is man made here in the Appalachians. A dam was placed across a valley and made this huge lake.
People would drive from 15 - 20 miles away with containers to gather the water for drinking because it was so pure.
When the coal mine started producing coal approx 8 years ago all of the tailings would wash from Sunday creek area into the Lake and now it is dangerous to even drink the water because of all of the impurities.
What did the coal company do about it? They bought some of these "free passes"
So now that the coal mine is closed and another is now opened about 3 miles further up the road.
And residences of Glouster, Trimble, Jacksonville, and Burr Oak now have tainted water for ever.
The "Free Pass" is just the cost of doing business for the big companies and has nothing to do with the local residence to whom the coal company should feel responsible for fixing what they broke.
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Quit whining about global warming!
signed all of us living north of 43N latitude
By having such a system, the efforts for cleaning up would automatically be done in the areas where it is most cost-effective. Let's say that company A can reduce their carbon emissions at a cost of 10 $ / ton (I'm just making up the figures, have no idea how realistic they are). Company B can reduce their carbon emissions at a cost of $5 / ton. Now, either company A could choose to clean up their act, or they could buy carbon credits for whatever amount of carbon emissions they have from company B (giving company A a profit of perhaps $1 / ton). It is clear enough that in the second case, total expenses would be lowered (and the "cleaning" company even gets a profit!), while the total reduction in carbon emissions stays the same.
It is very important to note that this part, the "trading" part, is only one half. The second part, just as important, is the "cap" part. It would be possible to just flood the market with these credits, thereby making the system useless. Instead, the idea is to initially give quite generous credit rations (but still low enough so that companies would have to lower their emissions) and then as time goes by, successively lower the number of available credits on the market. It is this process which will cause the emissions to go down. The market half is just designed to make sure that those emissions reductions occur in the areas where it is cheapest to do them.
Well, no shit Sherlock.
Lets see, we allow people to pay lots of money in order to spew extra amounts of carbon into the atmosphere. Yea, we should all be shocked this one didn't work out well in the end. If one truly believes that this is wrong then doing so is, well, wrong. Most realize this though many want to rationalize why they can continue to do so.
How many would support increasing the costs of a Hummer by enough to "offset" the carbon impact and then declare this just as "green" as an alternative fuel only small lightweight car? How many would talk about how great it is purchase a hummer if they included in the cost enough carbon offset to make the car a carbon sink (and given their cost it wouldn't be much a percentage increase)? My guess is VERY VERY few. However, that is *exactly* what is going on here - except that the rich are able to do so for their freaking entire lifestyle. The carbon offsets can't be attributed 100% to the hummer and are generally spun as going towards other things, however for those living so called "carbon neutral" lifestyles and still driving such things that is *exactly* what they are doing.
If one ever wants to know why the general public doesn't care much at all, all we have to do is look here. The vast majority of the highly public outspoken people are making *no* sacrifice while demanding it of us. They are simply trying to purchase their way by having us "less fortunate" people make up their slack. Especially true when certain Nobel Prize winners purchase them from their selves (not naming names here - after all that would be unfair). More often than not offsets are simply used for the True Believers to rationalize away their living gods.
No, no abuse of the system going on here. It is perfectly legitimate for those with more money to purchase a lower carbon impact of those without money so they can continue to do what they have always done. Nope, no problem there.
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I don't live in Glouster, Ohio so I'll just take your claim that the water doesn't taste good anymore at face value. (Although it appears the fish don't mind: http://www.dnr.state.oh.us/Home/FishingSubhomePage/LakeMapLandingPage/BurrOakLakeFishingMap/tabid/19488/Default.aspx) So that was the cost -- what was the benefit?
How many folks in the area are able to feed their families because of the coal mines? How many folks in the area did not freeze to death this December because their houses had access to cheap energy? How many hospitals in the area did not see a sudden loss of all folks on ventilators because they had uninterrupted access to electricity regardless of the weather conditions?
Human action doesn't *just* damage the environment -- it also enriches our lives. For example, there never would have been Burr Oak Lake in the first place without the *enormously* consequential decision to dam the river.
Help poke pirates in the eyepatch, arr.
Its a license to pollute. It is the ultimate expression of wealth. You are buying permission to pollute.
All I saw at the recent get together for global warming supporters in Asia were people willing to save the environment because they are willing to make ME sacrifice. They, no, they have the money to buy themselves the right to destroy my environment and the political power to protect that right of theirs while taking mine away.
Sorry, but the primary reason I destest Al Gore is his excessive resource use which he somehow thinks he absolves by buying trees. If he were truly serious about OUR environment he would cut back what he uses, not buy the right to abuse.
There is nothing more arrogant than carbon credits : paying for excessive resource use and the right to pollute.
* Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
1) The 'carbon trading system' is itself non-progressive, in the sense that it promotes NOTHING in the sense of preventing the emission of carbon. All people are doing is justifying their carbon emissions by pointing at some other carbon sequestration going on somewhere else. Sure, there is a TINY incentive to perform carbon sequestration but since there is so much capacity elsewhere and the revenue generated by incremental change is infinitesimal, that's really no incentive at all.
... might have an incentive to overvalue what they are selling? I'd be curious to see how many of the alleged owners of carbon credits (which should be anyone that owns forestland or farmland, right?) ACTUALLY have seen a dime of the guilt-money wrung from the first world on their behalf. It's White Guilt that you can absolve with CASH! W00t! Perfect for your (white) wealthy urbanite who feels that somehow they don't deserve the abundance around them. Now they can sleep with the peace of moral certitude, for only $X.
2) "There's a heightened potential for deception" - ya think? A globe-spanning system of compelling people into spending their money, which is neither monitored, audited, nor regulated by any objective authority. One might think that there would be an incentive for the members which feed off that system...be they scientists getting grants to study it, former government officials who are paid ridiculous fees to talk about it (& they get world recognition and adulation, itself a useful currency), or the mandarin who pass these off as genuine transactions
I stand on a beach. The tide has rolled out. I say "look at all this cool free land that nobody owns!" and my friends and I promptly build houses on it. When the tide inevitably rolls back in, I cry to the government that they must save us, and I make a tendentious movie purporting to prove that the tide has only now rolled in since humans built on the beach, that it MUST be humans' fault.
Different time scales, but otherwise just as stupid.
-Styopa
Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that these offsets do what they claim. If he really believes in the apocalypse that he preaches about, instead of offsetting his heated pool, he could be offsetting the output of actions by other people, many of whom can't afford the luxury of buying offsets.
Do as I say, not as I do is not a way to convince others of your sincerity. And if he doesn't believe that it matters, then why should we?
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