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Mars Asteroid Impact Effectively Ruled Out

An anonymous reader writes with a followup to previous news noting the possibility that an asteroid would collide with Mars: "Further observations have reduced the odds of asteroid 2007 WD5 impacting Mars to approximately 1 in 10,000. According to NASA this asteroid followed the same pattern of increasing in probability, then finally being ruled out as a threat."

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  1. Re:But I already built my bomb shelter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, first. But nobody cares.

  2. What a shame! by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess there's not going to be a Mars-Shattering KABOOM! And I was so looking forward to it.

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    1. Re:What a shame! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Quite funny... but I still can't believe that nobody has come out with the "big-ass asteroid hitting Uranus" joke yet...

      I'd be more concerned about the ejecta matter leaving Uranus.

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  3. Re:earth by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 2, Funny

    It means the asteroid will have a breakdown due to comically improper set-up before it reaches mars.

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  4. Re:This sucks. by crankyspice · · Score: 2, Funny

    A wake-up call to a 1 in a 1000000000000000000000000000000 chance of a piece of rock hitting us? I couldn't care less, and even if I did care, there is nothing I can do about it.

    Two words: Bruce Willis.

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  5. Re:earth by jamstar7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's running Vista?????????????

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  6. Re:This sucks. by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Funny

    A paper on moving asteroid, with 10N of force!

    Paper beats rock, then? We already knew that.