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2007 Darwin Award Winners

Posted by kdawson on from the shallow-end-of-the-gene-pool dept.

Web Goddess writes "The 2007 Darwin Award Winners have been announced. Precarious sex, squashed thieves, animals eradicated with electricity, the obligatory macho competition involving a train, and one computer (which survived.) But think twice before you read them. Do you really want to know about The Enema Within?"

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  1. Enema Within by jb1z · · Score: 5, Funny

    The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address! Takes "shitfaced" to a whole new level.
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  2. I'll never look at a lot of booze at a party... by riseoftheindividual · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and think "Damn, an assload of booze" again.

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  3. Uh... by riseoftheindividual · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It was kind of like using a chilled chrome buttplug. Tip: do not try this after being fisted! Fuck that may have been the most painful night in my life!"

    Thanks for the tip. I'll try to keep that in mind.

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    Patriot - A fan of expanding government power and spending while not wanting to pay higher taxes.
    1. Re:Uh... by Nocterro · · Score: 5, Funny

      Really? I'm trying to keep it out of mine.

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  4. Re:Slashdotted.... by kylben · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeez, you guys can slashdot a site even at a quarter to ten on a Saturday night? Don't you people have lives? Now go out to your bars, and your clubs, and your girlfriends, and get off the DA site so I can see it.

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