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Huge Hydrogen Cloud Will Hit Milky Way
diewlasing points us to a story about a hydrogen cloud, eleven thousand light-years long, which will collide with the Milky Way in a devastating crossfire of shock waves and star formation...in 20-40 million years. Mark your calendars. At least it will give us something to watch while we're waiting for Andromeda to hit us in a few billion years. Hopefully, it will look at least this cool.
"The detailed GBT study dramatically changed the astronomers' understanding of the cloud. Its velocity shows that it is falling into the Milky Way, not leaving it, and the new data show that it is plowing up Milky Way gas before it as it falls. 'Its shape, somewhat similar to that of a comet, indicates that it's already hitting gas in our Galaxy's outskirts,' Lockman said. 'It is also feeling a tidal force from the gravity of the Milky Way and may be in the process of being torn apart. Our Galaxy will get a rain of gas from this cloud, then in about 20 to 40 million years, the cloud's core will smash into the Milky Way's plane,' Lockman explained."
Oh the hugegalaxy!
Well, the milky way does have intelligent life. Their intelligence can be seen by the fact that they didn't get in contact with us.
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
This is god's answer for all those people who said hydrogen was just an energy storage mechanism, not a solution to the energy crisis. Look, there's untold millions of barrels of the stuff headed our way!
It's gas! It's deadly! Protect yourself! Protect your kids!
I bet quite a number of folks will stock up on gas masks when they'll hear these news...
The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
ROI in about 40M years. Must be a profitable venture for your grand^(1M) -children (unless they win a Darwin award).
Something to watch while were waiting Duke Nukem Forever
Wait, since the Earth is only 6000 years old, how can this be possible?
/Seriously, how do religious people deal with this sort of thing?
I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
You know what these high-fiber diets do to you.
Anybody want my mod points?
God wishes to extend an apology to all inhabitants of the Milky Way for the after effects of the Chilli and Beans he consumed a while ago....
Donte Alistair Anderson Roberts - hi son!
Karma: Chameleon
It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
We need to start building ships and load them full of our most important people. Politicians, Lawyers and phone sanitizers. It would best not to wait until the hydrogen hits these people are far too important and should be saved now! The future of our civilization depends on it!..... We'll start building ships for the rest of us when they are safely on their way.
Oh come on. By now you should know the only deadly gas is CO2.
If in 20-40 million years we're still having an energy problem I'll recommend breaking out MegaMaid. Let's make sure she's set to suck (not blow) so we can collect all of this hydrogen to use in our H2 powered vehicles :)
I better get cracking on canning air to sell to the Spaceballs in payment for MegaMaids services.
If there's one thing I find more embarrassing than gas trapped in my outskirts, it's when it causes a "devastating crossfire of shock waves and star formation." It's almost impossible to blame on the dog.
Don't expect to be invited to too many parties in the 20,002,007AD-40,002,007AD season.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
The detailed GBT study dramatically changed the astronomers' understanding of the cloud.
No lesbian astronomers involved in the study, then?
now it's time for the hydrogen economy!
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
Both. It's a windshield made of bugs.
Laissez lire, et laissez danser; ces deux amusements ne feront jamais de mal au monde. - Voltaire
You sure it's intelligence? I can think of a more high-school scenario there. I mean, picture two fashionable grey-alien girls after a cow-tipping tour to Earth.
;)
"Oh, like, those Sol guys are, like, soo nerdy, always with their, like, radio-teles-wossnames and their gizmos. And, like, God, they just can't take a hint when they're, like, not wanted. You'd think, like, after they got ignored a dozen times, they'd, like, quit trying to get our attention already. I mean, gah, gag me with a spoon, like I'd ever want to be seen talking to some geek who's, like, fiddling knobs all day. Those SETI guys should, like, so get a _life_. I mean, like, geesh, like they'll ever get laid if they're, like, fiddling with that telescope all day. And, geesh, what's with those _clothes_? Fer crying out loud, those suits are sooo, like, last _millenium_. And have you seen those haircuts? Like, gag me with a spoon. They should, like, take a hint from those guys from Rigel. Mmm, those are soo dreamy. 'Course, I bet they don't want to be seen, like, nursing a bunch of nerds either."
Well, it's a possibility
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
It's easy. Just use the last several inches to cover your mouth and nose. That'll be sure to keep all those nasty gases out! Problem solved!
First God gives us the finger, and then he farts our way. He must be trying to tell us something about our conduct.
Table-ized A.I.
it's more akin to throwing a baby at an 18-wheeler
Interesting example. I would have used the puppy vs large wood chipper example.
-- Posted from my parent's basement