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CES 2008 Hall of Shame

Romana Reynolds writes "The CES 2008 Innovations Design and Engineering Awards Showcase honored the Atom Chip Corporation, which was exhibiting the same 100GB, 500GB, and 1TB 'quantum optical' memory chips back in 2006. We actually wandered by, but long gone are the 'SolarMemory' chips, and he didn't know anything about Duke Nuk'em Forever. A little easy digging shows that they'd been making the same extraordinary claims and exhibiting prototypes at CES during the past three years, long enough to make 'atom chip hoax' the fourth suggestion on typing 'atom chip' into Google. I'm amused that the 'preeminent' panel of judges failed their vetting and gatekeeping functions. But I fear that Atom Chip will gather investors based on their recognition at CES, and continue in the game for many years to come, while honors at CES become a Hall of Shame."

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  1. The "atom chip" Huh? by AltGrendel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Aren't they going to use that in the Phantom console?

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  2. Mmm... Atom Chips... by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 5, Funny

    Atom chips go great with quarkamole.



    Thank you, I'll be here all week! Support your bartender!

  3. Re:Worst Website Ever! by thomas.galvin · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the Time Cube site:

    This site is a collection of data for a coming book Please, let this be true.
  4. Re:Corporate Image by king-manic · · Score: 4, Funny

    PATENT PANDING, it's nto a typo. They are pandering for a patent.

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  5. Re:Worst Website Ever! by kalel666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Awesome, from the website: "I HAVE CUBIC WISDOM THAT TRANSCENDS AND
    CONTRADICTS ONE DAY GODS"

    That is my new answer to anything my wife and/or boss asks me. Fuck it, thats my new sig, too.

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