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IBM Jazz Edges Closer To Open Source
hhavensteincw writes "IBM is molding its Jazz technology, which helps software development teams collaborate, in the image of its popular Eclipse open source community. IBM said that today's move to open access to its Jazz.net portal to anyone to peruse its code, access bug lists, etc. puts it on the path to completely open-source the Jazz technology."
Well, step aside my friend
I've been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say
Put a tree in your butt
Put a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Put some fleas in your butt
Start to sneeze in your butt
Put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Put a light in your butt
Make it bright in your butt
Put a TV in your butt
Put me in your butt
Everybody say
I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful
Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a metal case in your butt
Put her face in your butt
Put a frown in your butt
Put a clown in your butt
Sit on down in your butt
Put a boat in your butt
Put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good.
Unlike actual jazz, it's not made by NIGGERS.
Well, step aside my friend
I've been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say
Put a tree in your butt
Put a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Put some fleas in your butt
Start to sneeze in your butt
Put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Put a light in your butt
Make it bright in your butt
Put a TV in your butt
Put me in your butt
Everybody say
I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful
Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a metal case in your butt
Put her face in your butt
Put a frown in your butt
Put a clown in your butt
Sit on down in your butt
Put a boat in your butt
Put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
You can also find open source Jazz cigarettes on the web. It's kind of funny - just like open source software developers, these guys haven't bothered to learn to spell properly.
Seems like someone has already leaked the source.
Here's a bug list for reality:
NUMERO UNO: niggers
e.g. a white man is not always optimal for every task. Sometimes you need a nigger to do stuff.
It's got a really interesting design.
You can tell it's not the work of a nigger.
a'nd committees [kle8ck.org]? exploited that. A Munches the most When done playing if I remain plainly states that
If this product is anything like RSA then I'll pass. I didn't think it was possible to screw up eclipse, but IBM found a way!
Tongue in cheek aside, the comments in this thread hopefully disgust the intelligent minority.
/. crowd.
/. comments and not fascism.com and racist.com which encompasses this thread. /srsly! WTF
We all joke, but this shit is just painting a picture of the _new_
These comments are sick.
I'd like to read the early
whether 7o repeat needs OS. N0w BSDI and shouting that
Well I read that, but what the heck does it MEAN?
"Jazz is a technology platform, not a product"
Wow. What insight. This should get the Pulizer for "best piece in managerspeak".
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Shame Condy ain't running. Why chose bitween a bitch and a nigger when you can have both?
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