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US FDA Deems Cloned Animals Edible

Coldeagle sends us the news that the US Food and Drug Administration has declared that meat from cloned animals is safe to eat. The agency decided that no labeling is necessary for meat or milk from cloned cows, pigs, or goats or their offspring. (Ironically the FDA didn't include cloned sheep in the announcement, claiming a lack of data, though the very first cloned animal was a sheep named Dolly.) The article notes that a couple of major food suppliers have already decided not to use any products of cloning, and that the groups opposed to cloning in the food chain will now concentrate their efforts on convincing more suppliers to boycott the business of cloning. The FDA noted that their focus groups and other public input indicated that about 1/3 of US citizens do not want food from cloned animals under any circumstances; another 1/3 have no objections; and another 1/3 fall somewhere in between.

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  1. What consumers really want to know... by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will it cost half as much?

    Dan East

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    1. Re:What consumers really want to know... by mcpkaaos · · Score: 4, Funny

      The real question is, how long is it before the average consumer becomes apathetic about buying and eatting cloned meat.

      I believe that would be a cloned-chicken-or-the-egg argument. Sorry, couldn't resist.

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    2. Re:What consumers really want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you should be able to pay for cloned food with photocopied money.

    3. Re:What consumers really want to know... by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only if I want seconds.

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  2. Edible by Tribbin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Edible like in snails, ants and blowfish edible?

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  3. Will this be the end of... by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Funny

    When you find that one really *tasty* chicken... and you eat it... and its GONE?

    And never *never* will you find a chicken quite so tasty...?

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  4. That's ok by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been smoking cloned dope for years.

  5. Re:Glad I'm a veg by Bartab · · Score: 1, Funny

    Whenever a vegetarian bloviates on about how they never eat meat and only eat lettuce, I wonder how they will taste when society collapses and the rest of us to turn them as our protein source.

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  6. No more doggy bags by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great. Now restaurants will stop letting people take their left-over steak home, for fear of having their custom cow breed cloned.

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  7. This steak... by kpainter · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...tastes EXACTLY like the one I had last week!

  8. Re:The FDA Approves Shit Anyway by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about hormones which possibly cause early puberty in girls? I've always been a fan of the FDA's finer, more subtle, accomplishments such as this.
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  9. Problems with telomeres in clones by spun · · Score: 2, Funny
    Don't the telomeres change in the cloning process? From the wiki page on telomeres:

    The telomere length varies in cloned animals. Sometimes the clones end up with shorter telomeres since the D.N.A. has already divided countless times. Occasionally, the telomeres in a clone's D.N.A. are longer because they get "reprogrammed". The clone's new telomeres combine with the old ones, giving it abnormally long telomeres. Now, what does this mean for cloned animals? I don't know, but they do kind of work as end caps on the DNA and if the telomeres wear out, the DNA starts to lose genetic information from the ends. This undoubtedly means the sheep will eventually turn into flesh eating zombie sheep whose meat turns humans into brain sucking zombies as well. Australia will be the first continent to go.

    Well, maybe not. Heck, I'm not too worried. Modern breeders of every sort of food animal or pet already have plenty of experience with the effects of too much inbreeding on their stock, I don't think the addition of this tool to their kit will confuse them to the point that it damages the species or anything. If the stock becomes non-viable, they will discontinue the method and reintroduce other genetic lines.

    In my opinion, absolute worst case scenario, world wide sheep production dips for a few years when some horrible side effect is first noticed. The price of lamb, mutton, and wool goes up for a while. Then wild and heirloom stocks are reintroduced, the problem is solved, and we move on.

    But you have to admit, now there's a teeny tiny part of you that's worried about zombie sheep. ;-)
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    1. Re:Problems with telomeres in clones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      >now there's a teeny tiny part of you that's worried about zombie sheep.

      Zombie herbivores? I can see it now... Graaaainnsss....Graaaaiiinnnnssss....

      IGMC.

  10. Re:OT: 25 replies? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

    WTF? Every topic on the main page has "25 comments"

    Ahh... the cloning technology has arrived to Slashdot!

  11. preseasoned by nten · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, what I really want to know is if they can make a naturally spicy chicken, cayenne, garlic, maybe some basil. If some teenagers (with some help from MIT) can make ecoli that smells like mint or bananas, surely Tyson can make me a prespiced chicken. Or the obvious chocolate milk giving cow. How much harder can that be than the company that made goats that spin spider silk into their milk? The precautionary principle upsets me greatly. All the neo-Luddites and misguided religious zealots are stealing my chance at cool stuff like uploading and prespiced chickens!

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  12. Re:How to clone a cow by themoneyish · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually I know how to clone a cow, but I'm a Hindu, so could someone show me how to clone a chicken? Thanks in advance...

  13. Re:Cloning in nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sort of a feeling of Deja Moo?

  14. Re:It's Not Cost Prohibitive... by alshithead · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Yep, that is another big duh that city slickers don't understand. They cry about ethanol too, not realizing corn prices are set on the Chicago Board of Trade, not supply and demand, and that the prices have to do with NAFTA removing protectionist rules, not ethanol production, which is still minute."

    Thbbtttt...the supply and demand problem comes with corn now having high prices and farmers reducing their hops and barley crops in order to cash in on high corn prices. Now the damn beer prices are going to go through the roof. Fucking Chicago Board of Trade and ethanol producers are going to kill my buzz.

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  15. Re:It's Not Cost Prohibitive... by n6kuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I try to buy as much organic food possible.

    Me too! That inorganic stuff is completely inedible...

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  16. Re:It's Not Cost Prohibitive... by xSauronx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats just MSRP. If you look around you can take an invoice to the dealer and hassle them to get your price at or below invoice *with* goodies like an extra horn, an integrated bell, and leather seats.

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  17. Re:It's Not Cost Prohibitive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    banana's don't have an immune system
    They don't have an apostrophe either.
  18. Re:Cloning in nature by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 2, Funny

    No problems that you can remember, you mean ;-)