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High School Sophomores Discover Asteroid

Posted by kdawson on from the october-sky dept.

Several readers sent us the story of three high school sophomores in Racine, Wisconsin who were just notified that a celestial body they had discovered during a science project has been verified as an asteroid. The students at Racine's Prairie School will be given the opportunity to name the asteroid in about four years. They used a telescope in New Mexico, belonging to a college in Michigan, that they controlled over the Net.

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  1. Uhoh by DrXym · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's hope its not called Wolf-Biederman

    1. Re:Uhoh by Kamineko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Curse your fast typing! :D

    2. Re:Uhoh by Goffee71 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm guessing it'll be called Asteroid '[INSERT SCHOOL BULLY'S NAME HERE] is a dickwad' -
      that would be sweet revenge for all science class geeks.

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    3. Re:Uhoh by gsslay · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nope.

      It's going to be called omfg!noob!lol!111 Just so everyone knows how awesome and kewl it is.

    4. Re:Uhoh by BakaHoushi · · Score: 4, Funny

      This reminds me. I work part time at a grocery store, where I've seen a set of stuffed animals whom allow you to name stars. When you buy it, you get a code to go to some international astronomy society (I can't remember its name off the top of my head) where you get to give a name to a star somewhere out there.

      Now, this is kinda cute, and something I'm sure little kids might enjoy, and it's not like we are running out of stars. But someday, I can't help but picture a fateful day when we try to explain to our once-peaceful alien neighbors why the citizens of Earth have chosen to name the sun that their planet revolves around "Mr. Snugglekins III."

      Thus beginning an inter-galactic war that will leave trillions dead.

      My point is, having anyone other than scientists naming celestial bodies is a potential recipe for disaster. God forbid these kids decide to name it "Dick Face" and the asteroid decides it would rather be a meteorite...

    5. Re:Uhoh by boris111 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean that star my ex bought me meant nothing!

    6. Re:Uhoh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I know one thing: those guys are going to get a lot more sex!

    7. Re:Uhoh by Korin43 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did anyone else see the headline and think "What took them for long, I've been playing Asteroid for years.."?

    8. Re:Uhoh by DiscipleN2k · · Score: 3, Funny

      Worked great for my first anniversary. Seriously, how may great gifts can you get for the "paper" anniversary? For like $25, I was hero! Our 5th anniversary was even easier. I didn't even have to buy anything for "wood" ;)

  2. too bad... by Elminst · · Score: 4, Funny

    will be given the opportunity to name the asteroid in about four years.
    Unfortunately, this will be 5 months after it collides with the earth.

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  3. Obviously by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because they're in high school. If you let them to name the comet now, you'll only get suggestions such as "The Big ASSteroid" or "Your Junk" (I can just hear it now - "Your Junk is soo small, you need a telescope to find it"). I'm sure they're just giving them enough time to mature.

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    1. Re:Obviously by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny
      If you let them to name the comet now, you'll only get suggestions such as "The Big ASSteroid"

      I vote for Mister Vacuumy Pants!

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    2. Re:Obviously by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

      No kidding. People have been laughing at Uranus for years. It's no wonder that astronomers worldwide don't want to repeat that mistake.

    3. Re:Obviously by ibwolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      People have been laughing at Uranus for years. It's no wonder that astronomers worldwide don't want to repeat that mistake. Indeed, I move that we immediately rectify the situation and rename that planet Urectum!
    4. Re:Obviously by Scroatzilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      In four years they will have matured enough to inject subtlety: Asteroid 3MTA3.

  4. Re:Why wait 4 years? by rpillala · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's because of the powerful asteroid naming lobby. Or the writer's strike.

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  5. These gaming articles are boring by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yesterday we get "What Was Your First Gaming Experience" and today it's "High School Sophomores Discover Asteroids". So what? Who hasn't played Asteroids?

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  6. Re:This is more common than you'd think by CarAnalogy · · Score: 5, Funny

    404 "Object not found!"

    Does that mean he didn't find any yet?

  7. So let me get this straight by CFD339 · · Score: 4, Funny

    These kids are in high school. They're discovering new things. They spend a lot of time examining these new things they've discovered. They're to watch to see just how they move, and if the grow larger. Some time later, it is possible they'll have something named after them -- but they can't know for sure right away.

    Yep. Sounds like high school to me.

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  8. simpsons by comm2k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Skinner:"Noooooooooooooooooo."

  9. Now we know by maroberts · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sophomores use their telescopes for watching asteriods.
    I use my telescope for watching sophomores.....
    (/perv)

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  10. Re:This is more common than you'd think by ThreeGigs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, seeing +5 even though I screwed up the slashcode format has bolstered my faith in the moderation system, as people moderating are obviously intelligent enough to realize my mistake, and corrected for it. Smart people are moderating, and that's good. Now I know why I rarely get mod points :-)