Sun Buys MySQL
Krow alerted me that MySQL has been bought by Sun. Right now there is only a brief announcement but it discusses what the acquisition will mean for the core developers, community etc.
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Damn it!
Now they will rewrite it in Java. It will no longer be the fastest database engine, after the rewrite, it will certainly be the slowest.
;-)
Sun are very experienced in pushing utter junk software, so mysql was a natural fit for them.
To destroy competition and make PostgreSQL even stronger ;) ?
Hey Sun, don't fall for this scam. It doesn't even support full outer joins.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=brian+reid+google&btnG=Google+Search
http://news.zdnet.com/2100-3513_22-5283653.html
http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9792046-7.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Reid_(computer_scientist)
took me all of a minute to find that.
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"He was fired in February 2004, nine days before Google's IPO was announced, allegedly costing him US$38 million in stock options"
go ahead - tell me that isn't cold fucking blooded evil.
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Uh, if you want RI, ACID, triggers and stored procedures, or in general, a decent relational database; I cannot see how the aquisition of MySQL will solve that.
(Go ahead, you drooling MySQL fanbois, mod me down, but rest assured, I will smile smugly as you desperately look up the above mentioned key features of a relation database on Wikipedia.)
This isn't good. Sun has a tendency to bury a basically good technology under a ton of half-debugged crap. Watch for "you have to have Java xxx installed to run MySQL".