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Texas Creationist Museum Facing Extinction

gattaca writes "A small Texas museum that teaches creationism is counting on the auction of a prehistoric mastodon skull to stave off extinction. The founder and curator of the Mt. Blanco Fossil Museum, which rejects evolution and claims that man and dinosaurs coexisted, said it will close unless the Volkswagen-sized skull finds a generous bidder. 'If it sells, well, then we can come another day,' Joe Taylor said. 'This is very important to our continuing.'" Meanwhile, the much larger Creation Museum in Kentucky that we discussed and toured when it opened last year seems to be thriving.

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  1. Quick.... by geek42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... no one buy it!

  2. Texas and Kentucky... by ruiner13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two states where I'm pretty sure you could find arguments against evolution just by looking at the local populace. I guess if they don't believe in evolution they don't feel the need to do so themselves.

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    1. Re:Texas and Kentucky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If they are, I hope the designer got fired.

  3. God will... by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...either smite them with bankruptcy or send a saviour to the auction, their accountant has been weighing their sins and thinks a press release might help. /ducks

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  4. TEXAS !?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Holy dog shit! Only steers and creationists come from Texas...

    .... and this guy doesnt look like a steer to me!

  5. Re:Evolution is a theory too by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Funny

    So biology professors have a higher genetic fitness than Christian fundamentalists? :-P

  6. Teh funnay by mingot · · Score: 5, Funny

    The funny part about the original CNN article I read on this said that Heritage Auction Galleries estimated the age of the thing to be at around 40,000 years old. At least the musuem guy is letting smarter people sell the thing.

    1. Re:Teh funnay by sammy+baby · · Score: 2, Funny

      I forced myself to read that block quote in its entirety, and now I regret the decision. I think I just lost about 10 IQ points.

  7. Obviously a fake. by philicorda · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can they sell this skull as a 40,000 year old artifact if they claim it's less than 6000 years old?

  8. Re:The Market Speaks! by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

    FYI, here's what I just read:

    I'm a Christian blah blah zombie saviour blah cognitive dissonance blah blah invisible sky giant blah BOOGY MAN blah blah nothing at all to do with the subject under discussion blah

    Thank you for your insightful contribution, which I rather suspect stands ready to be cut and pasted into any discussion featuring the words "science", "religion" or "bat shit insane cultists who view everything in relation to their paranoid schizophrenia about a huge beardy man who will torture them for ever unless they flatter him".

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  9. Re:Creationism in Europe? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Um, isn't the Vatican in Europe? There might be a few people there who believe.

    You mean the cleaners and janitors? Most likely, but is there anyone influential there who believes that a big beardy man buried dinosaur skeletons to fuck with our minds?

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  10. Re:Difficult Decision by jbeaupre · · Score: 4, Funny

    c) purchase the skull and put it on a pike outside the front door as a warning to others.

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  11. Re:wha? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Funny

    'If it sells, well, then we can come another day,' Come again?

    I think that means his wife is cutting him off until he gets that damned thing out of the house.

  12. Re:Evolution is a theory too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Y'know, it occurs to me that anti-evolutionists don't just have a problem with evolution, but also geology, cosmology, carbon dating, physics. Any I missed? I have an issue with gravity. It's just a theory. The reason we don't float off into space is because it's God's will.
  13. Re:Evolution is a theory too by Jonny_eh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Keep religion out of school, and we'll keep reality out of church.

  14. Do they really expect much money from the sale? by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean that silly skull can't be older than 6,000 years, obviously not worth much. ;)

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  15. Re:Evolution is a theory too by Gat0r30y · · Score: 4, Funny

    y'all
    English
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  16. Re:Creationism in Europe? by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought it just minored in Asia.

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  17. Re:Evolution is a theory too by Basehart · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is getting worse than Mac vs PC.

  18. Re:Creationism in Europe? by rthille · · Score: 2, Funny


    One interesting thing about the Atlas of Creation is that it uses photos of fishing lures as examples of life to compare to fossils to show a lack of evolution.
    http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/01/well_fly_fishing_is_a_science.php
    Fishing lures.

    Yeah, this is something I can believe in...

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  19. Bring on the HUCKABEEZ! You go DOWN! roar. by Essron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once Mike Huckabee is elected president and amends the Constitution to "be with GOD" it will be my sworn duty to hunt each of you down and have you burned at the stake for your heretical treason.

  20. creation museum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    that's too bad. survival of the fittest i guess.

    wait, that sounds familiar

  21. Re:wha? by Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, at least their prospects for selling it look rosy. I'm sure a member of the large "creationist fossil hunters with lots of money to burn" community will come to bail them out.

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  22. Re:Evolution is a theory too by Nullav · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's why gravitation is a theory. *cough* We prefer the term 'Intelligent Falling' around these parts. Don't go pounding your untested 'theories' into impressionable children, please.
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  23. Re:Evolution is a theory too by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 2, Funny

    I see your Theism and Atheism and raise you Agnostic ....

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  24. Re:Evolution is a theory too by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Y'know, it occurs to me that anti-evolutionists don't just have a problem with evolution, but also geology, cosmology, carbon dating, physics. Any I missed?

    Sexuality. Other religions.

    And don't forget world 36 on Super Mario Brothers. That one can be pretty tricky if you don't know what to expect.

  25. Re:Creationism in Europe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Europeans have obviously evolved beyond that sort of behaviour

    Or you ran out of witches.

  26. if they become extinct, ... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 2, Funny

    someone should nominate them for Darwin's award.

  27. Re:wha? by farrellj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, if they don't sell it, and the museum become extinct...you can just say that it was evolution in action!

    ttyl

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