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Cloverfield Discussion

I don't get to see many movies with a 4 month old in the house, but I managed to escape to see Cloverfield. Stop reading immediately if you don't want spoilers. It's Blair Witch's first person camera work, applied to a small (for the genre) budget monster movie. The monster is cool. The little monsters are cool. The acting is sometimes good, sometimes awkward. The action is often great and very intense. And it will undoubtedly be the most hyped movie of 2008 until the spring blockbusters arrive. I really enjoyed the movie, but I'm posting this so you guys can have a place to talk amongst yourselves about this movie. Groundbreaking movie-making or just hype-making? I'm not sure. I'm also not sure my skull can handle watching it again- that jerky camera action gave me a headache. (Also, there was a Star Trek teaser trailer attached, and I'm almost ashamed to admit that I want it so badly it made me hurt. Please Abrams, don't screw it up)

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  1. /. Movie Reviews ? Can I getta 'paid shill' ? by ohgood · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, it's nice when 50,000 people from /. help a torrent out, but a blair witch wannabe ? What's that, like a piece of nothing aspiring to be a piece of shit ?

  2. Star Trek teaser?? by teslar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, there was a Star Trek teaser trailer attached
    There was a Star Trek teaser attached and all you want to talk about is Blair Witch meets small-budget-monster movie? You must be new here.
    1. Re:Star Trek teaser?? by RobBebop · · Score: 5, Funny

      Posted by CmdrTaco

      You must be new here.

      This takes that joke to a whole new level. I hope this isn't a sign of the apocalypse. I'm gonna go to my bomb shelter now, just in case.

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  3. Re:Very good, very original by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Funny

    One caveat about the movie: bring Dramamine. Lots of it. I had two friends with me who missed the whole second half of the movie because they couldn't look at the screen. Or just wait a while and download a CAM from BitTorrent; sooner or later someone's going to be swaying with the on-screen motion so smoothly that there will be a rock steady capture in DIVX format. :)
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  4. City Dwellwers by mlingojones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do these monsters always seem to appear in cities? There's been so many movie monsters popping up in New York, Tokyo... eventually, probability dictates that one should pop up in the middle of nowhere. That's what my monster movie's gonna be about: a giant monster that pops up in the middle of Kansas. It'll terrorize a corn field and like two farmers.

    1. Re:City Dwellwers by smellotron · · Score: 5, Funny

      It'll terrorize a corn field and like two farmers.

      Was that an errant "like"? Or did you really mean to say that a giant monster is going to befriend two farmers in the middle of Kansas?

  5. cloverfield by fredex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like the internal code-name for a new Intel processor chip.

  6. Re:Name the Damn thing by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm nominating Shub-Niggurath

    I can live with that but Abrams has already said there is no Lovecraft tie in. Thank god it wasn't Godzilla.

    Offtopic Advice: I know there are some geeks out there that plan to have kids and some of you already do, CmdTaco. Pay attention because I'm about to give you some advice that you won't find in any blog or manual. When you buy kiddy shampoo make sure that you can tell what it is from feel alone. Make sure that when you are doing that blind shower grope the kiddypoo feels different from your conditioner. Trust me on this, you will thank me.

    My fucking hair now smells like strawberry but on the upside it does have a nice bounce.

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  7. Re:Movie watching for those with very young childr by bataras · · Score: 4, Funny

    15 years later that child in therapy...

    "Every time a movie trailer comes on or I go past a theater, I have to go shopping. I can't figure it... my credit cards are maxed..."