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Mozilla Celebrates Its 10th Birthday
I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "Mozilla has turned 10 today. It's been a long, strange trip from being the once-dominant browser, going down to almost nothing, and returning to something like 25% of the browser market. 'With a sliding market share, Netscape decided to focus on its enterprise oriented products and gave away the browser but most importantly allow volunteers to work on the product. Mozilla was nothing but Netscape's user agent (the name a browser uses to contact the web server), a reminder of the first Netscape code name. Over time, Mozilla would become the name of the open source project, AOL would buy Netscape and Internet Explorer would get up to 90%+ of market share leading to the worst period in web browsers' history where innovation was a niche for Opera and IE remixes users.'"
In DC, this is a common form of celebration -- 95% of the time.
RON PAUL
May you see 10 more!
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Dr. Ron P. (anonymous)
Greetings (or salve) Slashfags. As most of you were educated in public schools, you probably missed out on Latin lessons, along with anything other than advanced welfare claiming skills and AP Ebonics. Well, now's the chance to rectify your pitiful proletarian preparation. To start with, we'll be looking at line 1 of Catullus 16:
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Or, in English
I'm going to fuck you in the ass and make you suck my dick
The first word is pedicabo - this is the indicative future of the verb pedicare, literally to sodomize, something that Apple users and furries will be familiar with.
ego - I, myself. Not the latter day reference to the arrogance/confidence displayed by the jocks who flushed your head down cubicles and then screwed your sister, but a simple first person reference.
vos - you (plural). Similar to when you'd say "you" addressing a group of friends, if you had any that is.
et and. You (plural) are autistic and of poor hygiene and moral fibre.
immurabo - Future indicative again, this time for the verb immurare - to skull fuck, what those jocks did to your sister (and probably to you in the cubicle, truth be told).
Keep practising, and remember - just because you were born working clas scum, doesn't mean you'll die as anything else.
What's ironic is that the stereotype of the "ugly American" is directly attributable to the influence of niggers on American culture.
Before the jungle-drum "rock and roll" movement destroyed and corrupted the American youth culture, Americans were respected and admired around the world. Since the "hop hip" movement surfaced in the 1980s, Americans have lost all respect.