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French Police Ditching Windows for Linux

esocid writes "In another European blow to Microsoft the French paramilitary police force said Wednesday it is ditching Microsoft for the free Linux operating system, becoming one of the biggest administrations in the world to make the break. The gendarmerie began severing its ties with Microsoft in 2005 when it moved to open source office applications like word processing. It switched to open source Internet browsers in 2006."

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  1. Better headline by osgeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    French police surrender to Linux

    Yes, yes, it's more of a cliche than a joke.

    1. Re:Better headline by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's just getting stupid.

      They only surrendered to the Germans for one real reason: their artwork and architecture. I really cant fault them for that, considering the pictures I've seen in the aftermath of England.

      I also keep in mind that they also made our current word: sabotage... that words origin comes from Nazi occupation of France, when the peoples would jam up factories and machines to help Germany.

      For what situation France got stuck in, I really cant blame them.

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    2. Re:Better headline by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 0, Redundant

      French police send SWAT team to kick in Linux's doors. They like what they see, and confiscate it for their own use.

      Naaah, the surrender thing is funnier.

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    3. Re:Better headline by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The french are just being pro-active; in the rest of the world, BSOD ditches YOU!

    4. Re:Better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind well before the Nazi invasion and the failure of the monstrosity which was the Maginot line the French lost their own civil war. Normally, one side or another in a country will win a civil war. Not so with the French. They lost their civil war to the British. Yeah. If it was "just the Nazis" everyone would probably give the French a pass. But, well, that's not quite the whole story.

    5. Re:Better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Enough with the French bashing. Those who bash the French do so at their own peril. We read tons of responses about people here on Slashdot complaining about American bashing. Both are forms of bigotry cleverly masked as a joke. Hopefully, someday people won't have to play dicksize wars over how their nation is greater than another or demean the nationality of another to feel more confident in their own. But until then we should mod crypto-nationalistic comments like this down.

      Do me a favor. Travel through Europe and tell some of your French bashing jokes (outside the UK). Will the people you tell them to laugh with you at your cleverness or look at you in disgust like the bigot you are? Then travel through the US and tell some American bashing jokes. I think you'll find that you will get the same response.

    6. Re:Better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and read this story if you think your bigotry is harmless. If it doesn't bother you then head over to Fuck France and hang out with the neo-Nazis and racists who support your views.

    7. Re:Better headline by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Informative

      They only surrendered to the Germans for one real reason: their artwork and architecture.


      They surrendered to the Germans because 1940s France was a bitterly divided nation with an ineffective government, and some political factions favored surrender over working with their political enemies (the Communists were strong in France at the time and operated as a fifth column, because of Stalin's alliance with Germany at the time--ironically, they would become some of the most effective of the Resistance later when Hitler invaded Russia), and also because of a strong strain of isolationism at the time--many Frenchmen in 1940 were actually convinced it was all Britain's fault, an opinion that was reinforced when the British bombed the French fleet at Mers-el-Kebir to prevent it from falling into German hands. The catastrophic military loss they suffered--the result of poor training, poor organization, poor leadership, and most of all, horrid communications (the French supreme HQ's picture of events was routinely several days behind what the front lines were seeing)--may have been the proximate cause, but the kind of disaster France suffered in 1940 takes a political and moral collapse as well as a military one. Read Shirer's "Fall of the Third Republic" sometime, fascinating read.

      I also keep in mind that they also made our current word: sabotage... that words origin comes from Nazi occupation of France, when the peoples would jam up factories and machines to help Germany.


      Um, no, it doesn't. While the Resistance in France certainly practiced sabotage, they didn't invent the word. The word comes from the French railway strike of 1910, in which the workers destroyed the wooden shoes that held the rails in place. The shoes in French were called "sabots", hence "sabotage".
    8. Re:Better headline by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

      French police send SWAT team to kick in Linux's doors. They like what they see, and confiscate it for their own use.
      Er, no. Unlike the US, which is a rogue state in respect to property rights, the French police will actually uphold the law and will not seize property from innocent people.
    9. Re:Better headline by gweihir · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually ''sabotage' has no connection to the Germans. It suspected to have originated in a railway strike in 1910, were a part of the rails called a "Sabot" was removed to render the rails inoperable. An alternate (according rto Wikipedia unlikely) origin is that of throwing wooden shoes (also Sabot) into mecanizes looms to kill them. Again no connection to the Germans.

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    10. Re:Better headline by ericferris · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's also what I learned. In the early 1800s, the French tapestry manufactures started to purchase the newfangled Jacquard mechanical looms that got their patterns from punched cards. The silk worker corporations didn't like it one bit. Fearing for their employment, they started a Luddite campaign against the devious machines, discreetly throwing wooden shoes (French "sabot") into the delicate mechanism while the foreman wasn't looking. Hence the word.

      Of course, as is often the case, the machines actually increased employment in French manufactures by lowering the price of tapestries and increasing productivity . Fear of automation is nothing new.

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    11. Re:Better headline by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about "Microsoft surrenders to Inspector Clouseau" then?

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    12. Re:Better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about them getting totally screwed over in Vietnam and begging for American help ? They also did nothing to Germany while they were taking all of Europe over until they were bagging on their door. They surrendered way before Germany got there. Belgium was more of a speed bump. Protecting your art and architecture at the cost of millions of Jewish lives doesn't at all seem worth it. France is and always has been a coward.

    13. Re:Better headline by sirmonkey · · Score: 0, Redundant

      lol now thats f'en funny right there... i was likeing the US(i live 10 minutes from dc) crack but thats better. only mabye, "microsoft takes over Mr. clouseau's bakery then fires him and ruin's his name" naa that sucks i'll leave the funny business to you crazy slashdot folk :-) oo oo lets see a "in sovit russia" joke!

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    14. Re:Better headline by mwvdlee · · Score: 1
      Just wanted to say I love your signature

      No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill

      It nicely contrasts with your choice of intolerant words. You manage to insult a nation, homosexuals, muslims, adolescents and females in a rant that had nothing to do with any of them. Great demonstration of tolerance.

      Please stop insulting Winston Churchill by using that quote in your signature.
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    15. Re:Better headline by sxpert · · Score: 1

      To put the record straight, the french specifically told the americans NOT to go to Viet Nam.
      The arrogant americans ignored the advice and went there... The rest is history

    16. Re:Better headline by dintech · · Score: 1

      I'm at work so I'll resist visiting suspenders.com until I get home. :)

    17. Re:Better headline by pipatron · · Score: 1

      Protecting your art and architecture at the cost of millions of Jewish lives doesn't at all seem worth it.

      Humans grow and breed like rabbits. No matter what you do to them, they will always produce more humans. Some medieval plagues in Europe killed off 1/3 to 2/3 of the population, but it merely made a small dent in the population growth charts. Even the Jews, that were so brutally slaughtered in WWII, are now even more populous than before the war, and all that in just 60 years. (Estimated 9 millions before the war, down to 3 million after, and now around 13 million.)

      The art and architecture will last for millennia, but if destroyed, these valuable pieces of history are gone for good. I think it's safe to say that they are more important to mankind in large to preserve than than any single human, or any group of humans.

      Heh, I fear the mods on this one, but.. yeah well, I have karma to burn.

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    18. Re:Better headline by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      French police surrender to Linux

      More like they farted in Microsoft's general direction.

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    19. Re:Better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "flung their wooden shoes [...] called "sabots" into the machines to stop them, hence the word "sabotage"." There, fixed that for you, after all, what kind of self-respecting geek would I be if I couldn't correct your Star Trek quote?
    20. Re:Better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The art and architecture will last for millennia, but if destroyed, these valuable pieces of history are gone for good. I think it's safe to say that they are more important to mankind in large to preserve than than any single human, or any group of humans.

      That pretty much sums up Nazi and fascist ideology: the state and its achievements are more important than the individuals.

      As you demonstrate: fascist ideology is alive and well today.

    21. Re:Better headline by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How about "Microsoft surrenders to Inspector Clouseau" then?
      Which one? The original British or the pitiful american imitation?
    22. Re:Better headline by 00_NOP · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What the parent said. Worth also repeating that the British were as beaten as the French except they had the channel to protect them, a government that said it was prepared to die choking on its own blood than to surrender and the RAF and Royal Navy to seal the deal. The French could have retreated to Algeria, then part of metropolitan France, but their homeland would still have been occupied.

      The contrast with France and Italy is interesting: there were a lot of anti-Republicans in France in 1940 and they backed the armistice. They were then left utterly discredited (though obviously haven't gone away - see Le Pen), but the battle that was started on 14 July 1789 was settled forever on 20 August 1944. For Italy, though, because so many fascists got away with it (especially as some of them could say they were behind the capitualtion), the country has been described as being engaged in a low intensity civil war ever since.

    23. Re:Better headline by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Informative

      Like a lot of "good story" etymologies, this one gets repeated a lot because it's such a good story, but isn't supported by the evidence. There are no known contemporary sources reporting the flinging of wooden shoes into machinery, nor is the word "sabotage" used in this way before 1910, whereas the supposed shoe-throwing would've happened in the mid-nineteenth century.

    24. Re:Better headline by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Really? Did any reason of the surrender have to do with all the Nazi supports in France? Did sabotage also come from those same supporters outing Jews and dissidents?

      I can blame them; there was a significant portion that actively supported the Nazis.

    25. Re:Better headline by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty poor line of reasoning. All civilizations fail, and most of their art will vanish anyway. How much art do we have from Ancient Greece, the Mayians, etc? We have some, but there probably is much that was lost forever. Oh well.

      I wonder how you and your family would feel, if the next Nazi group decides to get rid of them, and our government allows it to save some art.

    26. Re:Better headline by mikael · · Score: 1

      But now, you have one technician supervising 15 completely automated looms, while upstairs, the pattern designer creates the patterns using Photoshop and some custom plugins. The largest patterns can range from 1000 threads to 10,000 threads across.

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    27. Re:Better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worth also repeating that the British were as beaten as the French except they had the channel to protect them, a government that said it was prepared to die choking on its own blood than to surrender and the RAF and Royal Navy to seal the deal.
      So... "the British were as beaten as the French, except they hadn't actually been invaded, weren't desperate to surrender, and were protected by powerful air and sea power"?

      Sorry, I just don't see how that can be considered "beaten". Very likely the Brits would have been just as beaten as the French if they too had had a land border with Germany; in other words, it was a geographical accident that the French were beaten but the Brits weren't, not a reflection of cowardice or incompetence on the part of the French. That doesn't affect the fact that France did surrender while Britain didn't.

      I don't think we have to try to cover that up. It's historical fact, and should neither be used to glorify Britain or to insult France. The Brits had their own cowards and collaborators (Lord Haw-Haw, anyone?), and the French Resistance and the Free French military were proof enough that not every son of France was willing to get down on his knees and kiss Hitler's ass.
  2. C'est évident: by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tous vos bureaux sont nous appartiennent!

    1. Re:C'est évident: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vous êtes en chemin de destruction.

  3. How about some donations? by LingNoi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "In 2004 we had to buy 13,000 licences for office suites for our PCs," he said, "but in the three years since then we've only had to buy a total of 27 licences."
    That's great, but maybe you could appreciate what you have gotten for free and give maybe 10% of what you were paying before back to those open source projects?
    1. Re:How about some donations? by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      you have gotten for free

      I've never read such a request around here... and this is not the first big entity to do this.

    2. Re:How about some donations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah I fell for it, it's Slashdot. But the French didnt switch to pay money... They switched to SAVE money. The faster Linux geeks figure out that a very large percentage of you will never see thin red cent for the work they put in the faster Linux will evolve. Linux is used by people because they either love it or two they got something for free. It's developed by big business because it's a free pool of talent that is more then willing to work for free, and it's used by big business because some other big bushiness takes all your free work and slaps a support price tag on it. Nothing more nothing less. It's not a life style for companies like it is for some of us, it's way of saving a few dollars. Everyone please get over yourselves, and we can move forward.

    3. Re:How about some donations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they don't get it because they think that open source has something to do with it and they never consider free. when non lemmings talk about free they get shouted down the free has nothing to do with it. free has everything to do with it. unless you're a coder the entire open source aspect of the software means nothing.

    4. Re:How about some donations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, how about no? That's not their money to donate. Any money they donate would come straight out the pocket of the French taxpayers. It's the government's job to run the country. It's not the government's job to take money from the public and give it to people they aren't obligated to out of misplaced gratitude.

    5. Re:How about some donations? by filbranden · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's great, but maybe you could appreciate what you have gotten for free and give maybe 10% of what you were paying before back to those open source projects?

      Or better yet, contribute code. With 10% of what you were paying for licenses, you can hire or pay developers to improve open source projects, you may even choose the features that you need. You contribute them so that others with the same needs may use them as well.

      Open source economics is based on the fact that code is worth more than money. Code you may share as much as you want. Money you may only split.

    6. Re:How about some donations? by webmaster404 · · Score: 1

      Bug reports and feature requests will be submitted chances are, not to mention the IT guys will probably change the code and audit it, so code will be improved.

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    7. Re:How about some donations? by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      That's great, but maybe you could appreciate what you have gotten for free and give maybe 10% of what you were paying before back to those open source projects?

      They already are giving back, indirectly. In exchange for the huge licensing savings, the French citizens are getting either:

      - Better police service because (licensing budget is now spent on other things needed by the police department)

      or:

      - Reduced taxes because the police department stays the same, but now they need less money

      My opinion is that since the police is paid by the citizens via taxes, every cost savings is already a benefit for each individual citizen, because their tax money is being better spent.

    8. Re:How about some donations? by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      No money need change hands, but presumably the IT department wanted the ability to modify the code, if they sent anything useful they do back upstream it would be even better. Further still, from what I can gather the French government likes investing tax dollars into simply hiring large numbers of French people; there are plenty of French people hacking on open source, how 'bought they hire a few of those already involved to work on the products the Gendarmes (and hopefully others in the future) use that are rough around the edges. That way the government looks like it investing in France and reducing unemployment, French hackers get awesome jobs, the cops get better software and so does everyone else.

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    9. Re:How about some donations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      free has something to do with it, but not everything. If it wasn't a viable OS, it wouldn't matter if they paid you to use it.

    10. Re:How about some donations? by PHPfanboy · · Score: 2, Informative
      They are, you just need to know how to take the donations :-) No point begging for it, that won't get through a Purchasing department.


      France is a hotbed of open source activity. Loads of top companies are well LAMPed and this provides a good market for developers and university grads. On top of this, there are plenty of university courses with open source projects associated, like the very excellent VLC multimedia player (and server).

      There are system integrator companies like Linagora who provide full service for Open Source to institutions like the Ministry of Finance http://www.linagora.com/societe/presse/articles_de_presse/ministere_de_l_economie_contrat_record_dans_les_logiciels_libres_-_le_monde_informatique_ar884.html

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    11. Re:How about some donations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking about the French Gendarmerie here. It is already a major contributor to open source.

      For instance this http://www.ocsinventory-ng.org/ is funded by the Gendarmerie.

    12. Re:How about some donations? by nguy · · Score: 1

      That's great, but maybe you could appreciate what you have gotten for free and give maybe 10% of what you were paying before back to those open source projects?

      The French and EU government support some open source projects through research grants. Of course, more would be better.

      Also, maybe they are buying support contracts, or buying machines from companies that support open source software.

      I think it's good for institutions to donate, but open source wouldn't succeed if it had to depend on it

    13. Re:How about some donations? by bitflip · · Score: 1

      The exposure of a real life, very public rollout is worth that 10%, easily.

    14. Re:How about some donations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no reason/requirement for them to do so. Why should they? You should be getting back to work fixing their bugs for free too, what are you doing browsing /.?

    15. Re:How about some donations? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you are exteremly naive. The French people's taxes won't go down. They'll use the money to buy computer hardware, more guns, hire more officers, etc. But none of it will go back to the French people.

      Personally, given what our governments are up to, I think LESS police is a better solution than more. More police = more corruption.

    16. Re:How about some donations? by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      There is something far more important that the French get out of this arrangement: Trust.

      The problem with buying a closed source American Operating System is that you can never be truly sure that it is not full of backdoors built in by the NSA. Now some of you might consider this to be very paranoid but being paranoid can be quite important when it comes to national security, especially given the current US administrations attitudes to eavesdropping its own citizens and keenness for disrespecting other nations laws.

      If I was a French police officer investigating a crime that MAY have been sanctioned by the US Government the fact that I was not able to trust the secrecy of any document I stored in electronic form would seriously hamper my efforts.

      You might say I should not trust the secrecy of any document I store in electron form anyway but since I am an avid Linux enthusiast who hast fostered an interest in IT security since my teens (I am now in my thirties) I am fairly sure I can trust my own PC setup to be fairly secure. I would hope the French government can hire similar IT professionals.

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    17. Re:How about some donations? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      With 10% of what you were paying for licenses, you can hire or pay developers to improve open source projects, you may even choose the features that you need.

      The FS implies that's their intent:

      There are three reasons behind the move, Geraud said at the Solution Linux 2008 conference here. The first is to diversify suppliers and reduce the force's reliance on one company, the second is to give the gendarmerie mastery of the operating system and the third is cost, he said.
      (emphasis mine)

      I smell users that want to be able to maintain their system (or competitively contract it out to whomever they please) instead of hoping that MS' canned product (or exclusive (i.e. expensive) consulting) happens to give them what they want. Everything in the article suggests this is about Free Software, not Open Source. But I bet they'll share their patches.

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    18. Re:How about some donations? by iroc409 · · Score: 1

      Kind of like welfare and socialized medicine? The money they saved went somewhere else - quite possibly somewhere even less useful. Oh well.

    19. Re:How about some donations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of like welfare and socialized medicine?

      Yes, kind of like that, if you believe the right to have your Free Software project funded is in any way similar to the right to be clothed, fed and healthy with a roof over your head. Or, as I prefer to put it, no not at all like that.

      The money they saved went somewhere else

      Why does it have to "go" anywhere? Why can't it stay in the pockets of the people who earned it so that they can choose what to do with it?

      You talk as if the government has no choice but to take a specific amount from people regardless of whether or not the government has any purpose for it, and then it looks for things to spend it on. That's not the purpose of taxation.

    20. Re:How about some donations? by k33l0r · · Score: 1

      Trust me, they contribute to the OSS community simply by using the software. It's not like some French admin just downloaded the disc images off SourceForge. They are paying for support from somewhere. And wider use is always good. And if one of they key arguments for using OSS is that it is cheaper, is it a good idea to lessen this benefit by demanding money from new users?

  4. penguin patrol by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    lol that's all I got. They gotta change the name to the Penguin Patrol! Lol jk, I have something more constructive. I don't recall a story recently about any police databases getting hacked cuz they run insecure or worse, unpatched Microsoft software but wouldn't that suck if it did? I mean most of that stuff in their databases is public info anyway in the US at least but some of it isn't. So hurray for switching to something way more secure seeing as how the should probably have some security, you know.

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  5. Linux does make sense. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    The Police Agency if anything like in America are always on the border of huge funds or cutbacks. Linux being a systems which during the slow periods can be updated and kept modern without major overhaul and during huge cash flow years, Money can be invested in hardware and custom programming. With Windows and even Macs, during the down years you may face dangerously out of date systems and on good years a majority of the money will go to Software License just to keep the same old in quality of service. All TCO calculations aside Linux can survive and function with Very Low Budgets as well show its colors with high budgets.

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    1. Re:Linux does make sense. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Police Agency if anything like in America are always on the border of huge funds or cutbacks.
      Er, no. It is the french Gendarmerie, and they are part of the armed forces.

      Yup, in France, the roads are patrolled by soldiers. And no one fucks with them, as well as by being soldiers, they don't fuck with anyone either, quite unlike the pityful police farces too often seen in the US.

    2. Re:Linux does make sense. by AvitarX · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's true.

      Even in the nice areas there are stations that have people armed with assault rifles outside keeping watch.

      For the record, it didn't make me feel safe.

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    3. Re:Linux does make sense. by jalet · · Score: 3, Funny

      > And no one fucks with them,

      Just like with Slashdotters, unfortunately ;-)

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    4. Re:Linux does make sense. by sirmonkey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      sissy :-) hehe sorry i'm just a gun owner, so my reaction would have been, ooo is that the new hk? or sig? i must go see..... me *jog's towards officer* "hey is that a...." them *lifting weapon* "" *bang* *bang* *jam* "" me "nope that would be a dressed up M16 and wow they can't aim" *returns to previous activities*

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    5. Re:Linux does make sense. by basiles · · Score: 3, Interesting

      More precisely, the Police Nationale is in charge of cities, and the Gendarmerie Nationale is in charge of rural zones (at least in principle) See french wikipedia: http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gendarmerie_nationale_(France) And the Gendarmerie has also specialized units. More to the point, the Gendarmerie did pay several contractors (and also internal IT) to do the migration. AFAIK, the military status of the personel did help: they had to obey (and didn't complain that much).

    6. Re:Linux does make sense. by sxpert · · Score: 3, Informative

      No the standard weapon for the french military forces is the french built Famas

      see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAMAS_(rifle) for more information

      the thing is very reliable and doesn't jam

    7. Re:Linux does make sense. by sirmonkey · · Score: 1

      thats a nice weapon! aren't we supposed to be the kings of war? i hate it when someone else make such a better gun! and when its all most as old as ours!!! why didn't the us army take the ar-18!!! whyy whyy!!! :-p hehe sorry i just rag alot because my friends dad is a vet that even today hates the m16 and ar-15's even tho the new ones are pretty slick. (i should say i own an colt ar-15 a2 ;-) )

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    8. Re:Linux does make sense. by Sique · · Score: 1

      Hey, you get all the nifty airplanes and laser guided missiles and helicopters to play with. Other armies concentrate on providing the right basic tools to do the job at hand. Thus the french military has the FAMAS, and the Germans have the Leopard II tank.

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    9. Re:Linux does make sense. by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      The 3 things that worried me about it were:

      1) presumably more powerful than a handgun (increasing livelihood of strong bounce and hit if behind someone (though they probably have ammunition that doesn't penetrate))
      2) It feels like more bullets in the air in general (though it probably is single shot mode)
      3) It felt like when I visited Guatamala in the early 90's (definitely was not a particularly safe time)

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    10. Re:Linux does make sense. by oliderid · · Score: 1

      sissy :-) hehe sorry i'm just a gun owner, so my reaction would have been, ooo is that the new hk? or sig? i must go see..... me *jog's towards officer* "

      That's probably the most typical American tourist behaviour :-).
      ps: (you cannot have a friendly chat with the British queen either...Especially while in Paris)

    11. Re:Linux does make sense. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      How is that not effected by political and whimical Governemet budgeting? In a democratic country like France the people who are in charge got there because they are the most popular or at least says the right things that people want to hear. The same in the US and all other democratic countries. You very rairly ever get someone who is really fit to rule. I am not saying other methods are better, becasue other forms the person who wants to rule the most wins, or the person born in the right family rules. Neither isures the person most fit to rule will rule. But I digress... Frances Armey could have a police officer each with the Button and still be affected by Budgeting of the time. A cut here a cut there. When things are at their most peaceful... Then something comes up then they give them huge funds things get peaceful again then they start cutting again. Governmet world wide rairly have constant funding espectially crossing political leaders.

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  6. Re:The French... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/candidates/

    yeah Ron Paul is just doing so great and all.

  7. SECAM for computers ;) by Marbleless · · Score: 1

    The french use SECAM for TV's, why not computers.

    SECAM = Something Essentially Contrary to the American Method. ;)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SECAM#Why_SECAM_in_France.3F

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    1. Re:SECAM for computers ;) by sxpert · · Score: 1

      yeah, and we all know NTSC stands for Never The Same Color, as the (crappy ass) technology is known to be prone to color phase encoding variations turning the color signal into shit

    2. Re:SECAM for computers ;) by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 1

      SECAM = Something Essentially Contrary to the American Method. ;)
      That's interesting. I was always taught that SECAM = System Engineered by a Committee of AMphibians *Ba-Da-Tish*

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  8. Crap by Nimey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we'll have to rename Linux to FreedomOS.

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    1. Re:Crap by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yah want a server wiz dat?

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    2. Re:Crap by sirmonkey · · Score: 1

      haha if you don't mind, i'm going to be quoteing you in the future :-)

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    3. Re:Crap by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Be my guest.

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  9. The bridge gap has been closing ever tighter by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

    Just in the last year or so, most of what you could previously only do in windows is now possible in OSX or Linux. It seems the only thing missing still is the existence of a good Netmeeting alternative/compatible in linux. Sure Ekiga does sound okay, but since it doesn't do desktop sharing I find myself keeping a windows virtual machine just for the purpose of netmeetings. While i know there are commercial alternatives that work in linux well enough using java, free is a much better price. Here's hoping Ekiga can accomplish this soon!

    1. Re:The bridge gap has been closing ever tighter by markdavis · · Score: 1

      There is a LOT more missing than just some "Netmeeting" thing.

      As far as I am concerned, the most majorly missing thing are medium and large business applications. Especially the foundation ones, such as payroll, GL, AR, AP, HR, etc. For every one application you can find for Linux, there are several thousand for MS-Windows only (and those include *ix backends with MS-Windows-only frontends or IE-only frontends). When you start looking at industry-specific applications, it is extremely worse.

      This is no fault of Linux, but of software companies not supporting it by writing or porting such applications to it. And they blame lack of adoption, lack of trained/skilled programmers for it, lack of standards, and lack of good development tools/evironments.

      I keep hoping. Even in 2008, our nearly 95% Linux shop is eroding under pressure to run MS-Windows applications :(

    2. Re:The bridge gap has been closing ever tighter by Yfrwlf · · Score: 1

      Actually I think there are Linux programs available for most all the things you mentioned, but you're right that they are few in comparison. That's why more software companies, teams, and individuals need to port code, or write Linux apps from scratch. :)

      More standards and support systems would really help though, especially a universal method to install any Linux app on any Linux distro that supports the standard/system/filetype, I think just that would go a long way in helping things. Everyone should be worrying about improving the kinds and quality of apps, and that can't happen unless it's simple to share them between Linux systems. Want me to send you an app over IM? Oh that's right you don't have dependencies X, Y, and Z like I do, guess you're hosed and need to spend 3 hours trying to recompile and find everything you need.

      On the NetMeeting thing though, Linux needs a good video device API for apps like webcamming programs and video editors and such. At least now we have PulseAudio to make sound easy and powerful for apps, and it's compatible with some of the existing Linux sound APIs, but we still need that awesome video API and server system to go along with it (perhaps extend OpenGL?). :)

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    3. Re:The bridge gap has been closing ever tighter by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      It seems the only thing missing still is the existence of a good Netmeeting alternative/compatible in linux.
      • Who uses Netmeeting anyway?
      • What's wrong with Skype (which replicates the majority of functionality except desktop sharing)?

      but since it doesn't do desktop sharing I find myself keeping a windows virtual machine just for the purpose of netmeetings.
      What's wrong with the easy to use VNC desktop sharing applications?

      While i know there are commercial alternatives that work in linux well enough using java
      Never heard of them.
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  10. Free as in "Freedom Fries?" by sticks_us · · Score: 1

    /got nuthin

    In all seriousness, this move seems like a wise one, especially when they enumerate the cost savings in licenses, etc. I will in fact print this out and bring it in to my MS-fanboi boss tomorrow, hoping to continue to build my case for migrating. Why is it that the Europeans embrace Linux so readily, while here in git'er'dun land it's so often viewed like the plague?

    (ob. gentoo joke) Plus, they'll be more effective in their jobs if they're not sitting around, waiting for their packages to compile and dependencies to resolve. /still got nuthin

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    1. Re:Free as in "Freedom Fries?" by flyingfsck · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is the language support. MS language support is a lacking, unless you happen to speak some flavour of English...

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    2. Re:Free as in "Freedom Fries?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My native English dialect lacks this expression, what do flavours of English taste like?

    3. Re:Free as in "Freedom Fries?" by rprins · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Utter nonsense. If language support was lacking Windows would never have been embraced at all. Microsoft publishes all it's programs in every European language imaginable. And if not, French would be the first they'd support, they're not stupid when it comes to marketing.

      Anyway, maybe they're switching because it just makes sense financially?
      A more interesting question is, what is keeping the US government from switching? Are they more deeply locked-in or are they more willing to throw some money towards a good friend?

    4. Re:Free as in "Freedom Fries?" by Darfeld · · Score: 1

      I doubt US government can be significantly more willing to throw money towards friends than a certain Nicola S.

      But Mr N isn't a friend with any MS guy that I know. (And Balmer didn't give him a Xbox for Christmas, so it's maybe why french government is switching so fast...)

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    5. Re:Free as in "Freedom Fries?" by rprins · · Score: 1

      Well, yes that's certainly true, Sarkozy seems to be quite the nepotist.
      If there were any French OS's, Linux wouldn't have made it.

  11. The pic that came with the story on Yahoo by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    The pic that came with the story on Yahoo was of some hot French police (two women and a guy).

    I'm guessing that many Microsofties (Mee-crow-soft in French) would love to be searched by one of them.

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    1. Re:The pic that came with the story on Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if by hot you mean gross then yes you are correct,
      otherwise, perhaps you need to see an optometrist.

    2. Re:The pic that came with the story on Yahoo by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Meh, they're female and their not fat. Good enough.

    3. Re:The pic that came with the story on Yahoo by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      That sucks. I made the there/their/they're mistake.

  12. Re:Mais je pense by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Tous vos bases policieres nous n'avons pas des Fenetres.

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  13. great name. by gnutoo · · Score: 1

    Sounds better than FREAX, but will Linus agree?

  14. Re:Mais je pense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ta guelle, salope. va t'en chier.

  15. Re:The French... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite the fact that the mainstream media cartel has done a fine job of managing who gets the mindshare, the Paulestinians are sure putting up a lot of signs and such.
    Sort of wish I could agree with more of his policies, as he appears (with the exception of Huckabee, who worries me for other reasons), the only non-pwnz0red candidate remaining.
    Oh, democracy, we hardly knew ye, before the Information Age made it easy for a small number of elites to control everything.

  16. Inspector Clouseau will have great satisfaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... demonstrating to Commissioner Dreyfus how, using a database client installed on Linux, one can obtain summary statistics of the entire police payroll with very little effort.

    Oops.

  17. We Fart in Your General Direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You silly English kNigHts!

  18. Re:The French... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sort of wish I could agree with more of his policies, as he appears (with the exception of Huckabee, who worries me for other reasons), the only non-pwnz0red candidate remaining.

    Of course Ron Raul is not "pwnz0red" as you put it.

    Who the hell wants a delusional, crackpot isolationist with a habit of saying no to represent their interests (besides fringe elements, supremacist groups, and naive college students)? No other candidates wants anything to do with fringe elements and various supremacist groups for fairly obvious reasons though I'll admit other candidates will take all of the naive college students they can get.

    Fringe elements and supremacist groups like Ron Paul because he's been pandering to them for years or allowing others to do so in his name. Check out some of his old news letters which he supposedly didn't write and now claims that he didn't read either. Fringe groups like him because Paul will end the Iraq war and pull the U.S. out of the Middle East.

    Supremacist groups like him because if he wins he'll drastically cut aid to Israel and pull the U.S. out of the Middle East thus allowing those in the Middle East to get on with the important work of pushing the Jews into the sea.

    Naive college kids like him because he'll end the Iraq war and because they're just plain naive (or as I like to say "stoopid".)
  19. Re:Mais je pense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    je nes parles pas francais....

  20. oblig. monty python reference by russlar · · Score: 1

    "Ah'm French! How else do zyou ecksplain my use of Linux, and 'zis out-hragious accent?!"

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  21. Anslationtrae easeplae by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iae annotcae ollowfae isthae. Iae odae otnae eakspae ibianamphae.

  22. D'oh by Almahtar · · Score: 1

    Ok, perhaps it's the beer and perhaps my French is just that rusty, but now I have to know. Translation, please?

    1. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -All your base are belong to us.

      -You are on the way to destruction.

      -All you police bases, we don't have Windows

      -you face, whore, go annoy yourself

    2. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all your offices/office desks are belong to us

      AC stop using babelfish please!

    3. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your desktop are belong to us.

    4. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be something along the line of:

      "All our desk are belong to us"

    5. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your desks are belong to us.

    6. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My French is rather rusty as well, but I'm pretty darn sure of this:

      "All your bureaus (OP possibly intended "bases") are to us pertaining (belonging)"

    7. Re:D'oh by Karl0Erik · · Score: 0

      All your offices are belong to us.

    8. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation

      Sub : It's obvious

      Text : All your office are belong to us

  23. Never thought I would say this but ... by fnord_ix · · Score: 1

    Go the French!!!

  24. Re:Contributing is open source donation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    La Gendarmerie Nationale (french paramilitary police) contributes to several opensource projects. OcsInventory-NG is a well known example http://sourceforge.net/projects/ocsinventory (at least in France)

  25. meh! by demallien2 · · Score: 1

    I guess Les Flics are going to become Les Flix...

  26. don't try to rewrite history by nguy · · Score: 1

    [The French] only surrendered to the Germans for one real reason: their artwork and architecture. I really cant fault them for that, considering the pictures I've seen in the aftermath of England.

    French military leaders surrendered to Germany because France lost to Germany in 1940. In addition, a lot of French supported the Nazis, eugenics, and anti-semitism. And the French were responsible for numerous crimes against humanity during the Vichy government.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vichy_France

    1. Re:don't try to rewrite history by mycroes · · Score: 1

      The Vista government?

  27. Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "My hovercraft is full of eels"

  28. Translation: AYOABTU Re:D'oh Re: C'est éviden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tous vos bureaux sont nous appartiennent! -> Bablefish ->

    All your offices are us belong!
  29. Even Better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    French Police Move to Teh Lunix... French Criminals Rejoice!

    It's going to be hilarious to watch this turn into a trainwreck on the same order of magnitude as the City of Munich's epic Lunix-based failure, where after constant cost overruns and failure, they are now running Windows on 80% of their "Linux Machines"... using a VM. Oh wow! What an improvement! I'm sure all their price gouging Lunix consultants are totally in love with Munich!

    And now, they can bring the same "success" to France's criminal justice system! Happy days are ahead for crime in France!

  30. Re:Mais je pense by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Ich nicht spreched das Frankish, mein herr.

    Was ist den policien fabrichten heir?

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  31. Omissions, omissions... by mi · · Score: 1

    They surrendered to the Germans because 1940s France was a bitterly divided nation with an ineffective government

    What about the years of indecisive (although terribly deadly) warfare of the WWI? France never dislodged the German invaders, until Germany collapsed because of its own Communists...

    And before that there was a Franco-Prussian war, which France lost spectacularly... And elsewhere — since Napoleon (the first and only) France was either just a dwarf or a giant on clay feet either losing wars outright (such as colonial war(s) with the British) or achieving token victories at huge costs (such as the Crimean war).

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