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China Vows to Stop the Rain

Posted by samzenpus on from the way-ahead-of-the-germ-warfare-division dept.

Since the Olympic stadium doesn't have a roof, the Beijing Meteorological Bureau has been given the task of making sure the games remain dry. According to Zhang Qian, head of weather manipulation (best title to have on a business card ever) at the bureau, they've had success with light rain but heavy rain remains tough to control. I see a hurricane cannon in some lucky country's future.

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  1. Someone tell John Fogerty? by Fysiks+Wurks · · Score: 5, Funny

    He always wanted to know "who'll stop the rain?" The Chinese.

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    1. Re:Someone tell John Fogerty? by croddy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Really? Have you ever seen the rain?

  2. I know how it is going to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Chinese military transport aircraft will take off from Beijing loaded with kids and gigantic loudspeakers. You will hear chants of "Rain, Rain, Go Away, Come Back Again Another Day".

    1. Re:I know how it is going to work... by sethstorm · · Score: 4, Funny

      How would they pay off the various goldfarming shops that employ them?

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  3. Re:Rain's better than smog by randyest · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great idea. They should probably all take up smoking too. That way they can build up a protective layer of soot in their lungs prior to the olympics; that's sure to help their athletic performance.

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  4. Idly misogynist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    My wife thinks cooking and fucking are two cities in China.

  5. Mad Scienteists by Laguerre · · Score: 5, Funny

    Zhang Qian, head of weather manipulation (best title to have on a business card ever)
    Mad scientists can't start out being James Bond villains. This seems like a great place for an aspiring mad scientist to work, fresh out of mad grad school.
  6. Re:What in the hell? by jez9999 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You must be new to Slashdot. You know how most site developers have a local copy of the site that they test on and then sync to the main site when they're finished? With Slashdot, that's the main site.

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  7. Butterfly Effect? by EdBear69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So if they stop a hurricane in China, does that mean a butterfly here will stop flapping its wings?

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