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Details of Cyber Storm War Games Released

Posted by Soulskill on from the defending-against-gravitic-mines dept.

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "Apparently, the participants in the U.S. 'Cyber Storm' war games are familiar with the Kobayashi Maru, because some of them tried to cheat by hacking the games themselves. They also prepare for some very interesting scenarios. Among other things, the organizers are worried about having too many people on the 'No Fly' list show up at an airport, finding 'mystery liquids' in the subway, and having bloggers reveal the classified location of railcars with hazardous materials. The Department of Homeland Security has already analyzed the results of the games, and plans to hold 'Cyber Storm 2' in March."

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  1. Latin for Slashfags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Greetings (or salve) Slashfags. As most of you were educated in public schools, you probably missed out on Latin lessons, along with anything other than advanced welfare claiming skills and AP Ebonics. Well, now's the chance to rectify your pitiful proletarian preparation. To start with, we'll be looking at line 1 of Catullus 16:

    Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
    Or, in English
    I'm going to fuck you in the ass and make you suck my dick

    The first word is pedicabo - this is the indicative future of the verb pedicare, literally to sodomize, something that Apple users and furries will be familiar with.

    ego - I, myself. Not the latter day reference to the arrogance/confidence displayed by the jocks who flushed your head down cubicles and then screwed your sister, but a simple first person reference.

    vos - you (plural). Similar to when you'd say "you" addressing a group of friends, if you had any that is.

    et and. You (plural) are autistic and of poor hygiene and moral fibre.

    immurabo - Future indicative again, this time for the verb immurare - to skull fuck, what those jocks did to your sister (and probably to you in the cubicle, truth be told).

    Keep practising, and remember - just because you were born working class scum, doesn't mean you'll die as anything else.

  2. Re:I just can't wait for Diablo III by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I wish I had mod points to mod you -90000000000000000 FLAMING FAGGOT.

    Give AC mod points you haters.

  3. Re:Hacking the game is cheating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I assume you did not get laid in college.