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RIAA's Watchdog Affidavits For Your Reading Pleasure

Posted by kdawson on from the fact-based-witness dept.

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "MediaSentry, in an attempt to stonewall discovery in UMG v. Lindor, has turned over nothing other than a collection, apparently a complete collection, of its publicly filed affidavits. However, these do make interesting reading indeed, and as comments started trickling in on my blog, I realized that for the technically minded among you there are probably a number of good laughs in these materials. So in keeping with the Slashdot community's analysis of the RIAA's not very expert, 'expert' witness, I thought you might like to take a shot at its not very factual, 'fact' witness."

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  1. Seems Familiar ... by Bob(TM) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Investigator: "They did it. I found out about it."
    Defense Attorney: "How did you find out?"
    Investigator: "Sorry; can't tell you that. It's a secret."
    Defense Attorney: "Then, how do we know it's valid or legal?"
    Investigator: "I'm a professional - you can take my word on it."
    Defense Attorney: "Do you have a professional license or certification that backs up your word?"
    Investigator: "Sorry - I don't see how that's relevant."

    Sure this isn't something from a Monty Python sketch?

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  2. Re:It's like deja vu. Again. by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, Anonymous Coward is a regular poster around here. Most of us just ignore him.

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