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Robot Composed of "Catoms" Can Assume Any Form

philetus writes "An article in New Scientist describes a robotic system composed of swarms of electromagnetic modules capable of assuming almost any form that is being developed by the Claytronics Group at Carnegie Mellon. 'The grand goal is to create swarms of microscopic robots capable of morphing into virtually any form by clinging together. Seth Goldstein, who leads the research project at Carnegie Mellon University, Pittsburgh, in the US, admits this is still a distant prospect. However, his team is using simulations to develop control strategies for futuristic shape-shifting, or "claytronic", robots, which they are testing on small groups of more primitive, pocket-sized machines.'"

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  1. By Any Other Name by RobertNotBob · · Score: 5, Funny
    I, for one, welcome our new replicator Overlords.

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  2. Replicators!!! by alta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh my goodness, those people obviously never watched stargate! They're making replicators! They are swarms of robots that can assume any form. The only way to stop them is for MacGuyver to stick his head in some ancient machine to gain their knowledge. Then he'll develope a super weapon that looks like a BFG3000 that will shoot waves at them causing them to disassociate with each other and fall to the ground like a pile of leggos. But that's only enough to stop a few of them, the REAL solution is to link all the stargates together at once (anyone seen baal?) and then send said 'waves of magical energy' through the one closest to T'ealc.

    Someone shoot them before they doom us all!!!

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  3. Re:Awe gee-whiz... by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Slashdot, tired meme jokes are in before YOU!

  4. Catoms? by StCredZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh Hai! I haz a covalent bond?

    1. Re:Catoms? by Dirtside · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nooo! Iz MAI lectron shell. I no share lectrons wit u.

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    2. Re:Catoms? by CptNerd · · Score: 4, Funny

      DO NOT WANT!

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  5. Multi Meme Heaven by sam_paris · · Score: 4, Funny

    T-1000 Cat is watching you masturbate! >.

  6. pokey pokey by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wha... "claytronic" robots?

    I never foresaw that the machines that take over the world in the future would look like Gumby...

  7. Re:MOD PARENT UP by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, now that's funny!

    No it's not! You want funny? Here's funny : There's two hookers in a lift. One goes, "It smells like cum in here". The other one replies, "Oops sorry I just farted".

    Tada! Mod points please...

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  8. Re:Mercedes-Benz SilverFlow by amRadioHed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mercedes showed off "SilverFlow", a shape-changing car that melts into a pool of liquid metal when not in use. I used to have a Chevy that sorta did that. I mean not the shape-changing thing, but it did form a big pool of liquid wherever I parked it.
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