One Computer to Rule Them All
An anonymous reader writes "IBM has published a research paper describing an initiative called Project Kittyhawk, aimed at building "a global-scale shared computer capable of hosting the entire Internet as an application." Nicholas Carr describes the paper with the words "Forget Thomas Watson's apocryphal remark that the world may need only five computers. Maybe it needs just one." Here is the original paper."
There is no "U" in "Satanic Federates"
expandfairuse.org
...to contain itself? The only way to host the entire internet is to connect and download it, which makes Big Blue's BigBox a part of the internet...it would have to download itself.
And then it would be the hugest porn server in the universe. Ttl kewlniz.
Pavlov wouldn't be so famous if he'd used a can opener instead of a bell.
or one installation of Crysis ( http://www.ea.com/crysis/ ) running at decent frame rate on Windows Vista =/
I love how diligently the off-topic tag is used. Regardless of how "funny" this is (I'll bow to the opinion of LOTR fans or whatever the hell that's about on this matter), this is completely and utterly off-topic and a waste of your mod points. At least try to vaguely know what the article's about before moderating.
Comment of the year
Chuck Norris does indeed blend!
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.