Titan's Organics Surpass Oil Reserves on Earth

jcgam69 writes "Saturn's orange moon Titan has hundreds of times more liquid hydrocarbons than all the known oil and natural gas reserves on Earth, according to new Cassini data. The hydrocarbons rain from the sky, collecting in vast deposits that form lakes and dunes."

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Re:Don't tell the president

[x2A]

No, a stupid comment gets a -1 troll. The fact that it mentions bush is irrelevant.

Reminds me of the time I was stuck on Titan

[Veramocor]

The doors opened with a hiss and I approached the towering desk. The obese
figure of Cornellius Wrak, Controller of Primus, didn't acknowledge my
presence - instead, he tapped a few words on the keyboard to his side and
gazed at the monitor. Checking my records, obviously. I was glad I'd paid that
hacker to clear my police file, or they would've made me a permanent resident
of Titan on the spot.

"What can I do for you, Mr. Jetland?" asked Wrak.

"My ship broke down," I said, "And I had to scrap her. Until I come up with
some money, I'm stuck in this pit you call a city. I heard you Controllers are
offering a shipload of credits to anyone who finds out why we've lost contact
with Proscenium. As I see it, I need the money - you need a favor."

Wrak nodded slowly, eyeing me. "We do need a few skilled agents," he said,
"but we're opening the investigation to all interested parties."

"Too bad," I said, "I hate sharing a reward."

Wraks lips curled back into something like a smile. "Whether you share a
reward or not depends upon how fast you can muster a few warm bodies and get
to Proscenium. But let me warn you, Mr. Jetland, not to take this assignment
too lightly. We don't know what dark fate has befallen Proscenium. You should
worry more about coming back alive..."

Re:so....

[moderatorrater]

Communist.

Re:When we get there...

[freedom_india]

wipe their asses with their bare hands. They wipe it with left hands and use the right hands for eating the food.
Atleast they know their hand is clean since it belongs to them.
We, on the other hand re-use the same fork and knife to eat the food, and God knows whoelse has used the same knife and fork in what places of anatomy !