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Vista SP1 Update Locks Out Some Users

Posted by kdawson on from the lather-rinse-repeat dept.

Echostorm writes with word that Windows Vista SP1, which began rolling out via Automatic Update, has left some users' machines unbootable. The update loops forever on "Configuring updates: Stage 3 of 3 — 0% complete. Do not turn off your computer." "Shutting down"... restart and loop. Echostorm notes having found traces of what sounds like the same bug in early beta releases of SP1. It's unclear how many users are affected. So far there is no word on a fix from Microsoft.

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  1. You can't make this stuff up. by kellyb9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They actually DO beta test their software, right??????????

    1. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      WE actually DO beta test their software, right??????????

      There, I fixed that for you.

    2. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Fred_A · · Score: 5, Funny

      They actually DO beta test their software, right?????????? They did test it in .au and even did a survey to see what people thought of it.
      Oddly enough everybody thought it was the best thing since sliced bread.
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    3. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by CSMatt · · Score: 4, Funny

      You must be ne...

      Oh wait. Never mind.

    4. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ya know, that's Aussieland. Sliced bread was introduced last year there.

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    5. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "I'm not the author of the grandparent post, but the constant spew of memes only adds to the overall noise and lack of actual content. I don't see how something that is chanted 500 times is still funny. It becomes trite, expected, and tired."

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  2. Taking a leaf out of apple's book? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know that they're said to have copied the concept of a GUI from apple (who, yes, stole it from PARC) but I didn't think Microsoft would follow the iBrick update also.

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  3. SP1 prevents Vista from booting? by goldspider · · Score: 5, Funny

    So in other words, it IS an improvement!

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  4. Win a T-Shirt! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny


    Q: Vista SP1 gets locks up the machines after update.

    A: [x] Fiction (wins a T-Shirt)
        [ ] Fact (truth but no T-Shirt to you bad boy.)

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  5. Vista is imitating Apple Again! by TrippTDF · · Score: 4, Funny

    this time, it's with "One Infinite Loop"

  6. Ye who lack faith by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Eventually the loop will stop, and the installation will complete. But only if you BELIEVE!

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  7. Don't Panic!!!! by molex333 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft will be releasing a worm to fix this problem early next week!

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  8. Brick?!? by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sorry. I can't believe I read a summary about a computer problem without it being called "bricking". What the hell is wrong with the world?!?

  9. Re:Regression testing, people by porkThreeWays · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously guys, seriously.

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  10. Re:ROFLMAO by BoomerSooner · · Score: 4, Funny

    Has safe mode ever worked?

  11. Repair disk fixes vista problem by BroadbandBradley · · Score: 4, Funny

    you can download a disk image, boot from the disk, and start being productive. It's a proven fix that worked for me.

    Vista Repair Disk

    I used it as soon as I started having problems with Vista on a new work computer and it's been smooth sailing ever since.
     

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  12. Somewhat reminds me. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

    of the situation years ago when a patch went that killed ones network connection. The solution from Microsoft? Download a new patch to correct the situation.

    Um, yeah.

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  13. Re:ROFLMAO by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has safe mode ever worked? Yes, but it was called DOS back then.
  14. Re:Popping Sound by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Funny

    a machine that looked exactly the same but now made poping noises.

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