samzenpus writes "This program teaches you not to be a passive victim of violence but rather to seek out your attacker. The gun helps."
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Retribution, Anticipation, Diplomacy
by
HTH+NE1
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· Score: 3, Funny
Retribution
I am going to kill you because you killed my brother.
Anticipation
I am going to kill you because I killed your brother.
Diplomacy
I am going to kill my brother and then I'm going to kill you on the pretext that your brother did it.
-- Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
Throw in Inigo Montoya
by
smittyoneeach
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· Score: 1
My name is Inigo Montoya
You killed my brother and my father. Prepare to hear my cliche forever.
-- Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
Retribution I am going to kill you because you killed my brother. Anticipation I am going to kill you because I killed your brother. Diplomacy I am going to kill my brother and then I'm going to kill you on the pretext that your brother did it.
Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
My name is Inigo Montoya
You killed my brother and my father. Prepare to hear my cliche forever.
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear