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How to Convince Non-IT Friends that Privacy Matters?

mmtux writes: "As technology becomes more advanced, I am increasingly worried about privacy in all aspects of my life. Unfortunately, whenever I attempt to discuss the matter with my friends, they show little understanding and write me off as a hyper-neurotic IT student. They say they simply don't care that the data they share on social networks may be accessible by others, that some laws passed by governments today might be privacy-infringing and dangerous, or that they shouldn't use on-line banking without a virus scanner and a firewall. Have you ever attempted to discuss data security and privacy concerns with a friend who isn't tech-savvy? How do you convince the average modern user that they should think about their privacy and the privacy of others when turning on their computer?"

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  1. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Delete his/her desktop shortcuts, so they will think a virus ate them.

  2. The nuclear option by Deadstick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Showing him his bank balance might work...

    rj

    1. Re:The nuclear option by nebulus4 · · Score: 0, Funny

      I'd rather say it's insightfully funny ;)

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      "It would be wrong to refuse to face the fact that everything is fundamentally sick and sad."
    2. Re:The nuclear option by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 4, Funny

      Showing him a ZERO bank balance might work even better. It'd help your own balance, as well.

  3. Simple! by haeger · · Score: 4, Funny
    Post some of their homemade porn online and then ask if they think privacy is important. I think they might.
    Btw, don't forget to post the links to us. ;-)

    .haeger

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    You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. -- Harlan Ellison
  4. identity theft by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 4, Funny

    i find that after a person is a victim of identity theft, they are far more likely to take privacy seriously.

    As a true friend, the best thing you can do to encourage friends to take privacy seriously is steal their credit card info, buy yourself lots of nice things, steal some deeds and sell their house and cars. Sell their personal info to advertising companies, and send any material that documents your friends doing some suspicious or potentially illegal activity to the local authorities.

    a few years later when they get out of jail and get their financial life back together, they won't take privacy for granted ever again.

    Of course, there is no reason to let your friends know that it was you, who so lovingly taught them this valuable life lesson.

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    -I only code in BASIC.-
  5. Re:not much really by Deadstick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some learn by study; some learn from advice; and some just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

    rj

  6. Re:http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/ by kerohazel · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's probably advisable not to use this method on females that you have just met.

    "Hey, what's a pretty girl like yourself doing on a google results page like this?"

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    Skype is too convoluted... Now I'm reverse-engineering the Kyoto Protocol.
  7. Re:very simply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is having both an option? If I were having sex with a mare, I would sure as hell want to keep it private.

    ~~~

  8. Re:http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Indeed - the last thing a girl wants to hear from a guy is "Hey! I saw your picture on the Internet." :)

  9. Re:How to convice a non-Christian that Christ matt by OakDragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your comment conjured up a little mind movie: 2 techie guys driving around the neighborhood on a Sunday afternoon, wearing their dark slacks, white shirts and ties. They ring the doorbell. "Hi - would you happen to have a few minutes to talk about the importance of information security and privacy?"

  10. Re:the general rule... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never underestimate how much fun a stupid girl is in bed

  11. No! That won't work by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't watch TV. I floss while changing oil (yup, about never).

    Oh, btw I've also been using the same passwords for 16 years.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:No! That won't work by Crunchie+Frog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, btw I've also been using the same passwords for 16 years.

      We know.
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      --- Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity
    2. Re:No! That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2....

  12. Re:not much really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know you're on slashdot when .....

    every argument ends in a pissing contests.

  13. Re:Some are actually opposed to privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Would he be okay with people watching his wife/daughter go to the bathroom?