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Obsolete Technical Skills

Ponca City, We Love You writes "Robert Scoble had an interesting post on his blog a few days ago on obsolete technical skills — 'things we used to know that no longer are very useful to us.' Scoble's initial list included dialing a rotary phone, using carbon paper to make copies, and changing the gas mixture on your car's carburetor. The list has now been expanded into a wiki with a much larger list of these obsolete skills that includes resolving IRQ conflicts on a mother board, assembly language programming, and stacking a quarter on an arcade game to indicate you have next. We're invited to contribute more."

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  1. Re:Shorthand is not redundant yet by Zugok · · Score: 4, Funny

    I actually WANT to learn short hand. Then people don't bother asking me for lecture notes.

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  2. I'll add one by edittard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's mine: writing decent stories for slashdot.

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    1. Re:I'll add one by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Decent stories are more like Bigfoot. Lots of people claim to have seen them but there's no physical evidence.

  3. Re:Navigating by compass is obsolete? by jez9999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course it's obsolete.

    Another thing that's obsolete is like maths, because we always have calculators now.

  4. Re:Shorthand is not redundant yet by Wowsers · · Score: 4, Funny

    [quote]My other half still uses shorthand at work.[/quote]

    Kinky!

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  5. Another one by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Voting for a democratically elected official?

    Yeah yeah, Troll.

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  6. Re:Assembly isn't obsolete! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    You never see it in web programming.

    Well not reputable web programming anyway.

  7. Re:Assembly isn't obsolete! by bentcd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well not reputable web programming anyway. "Reputable Web Programming and One Hundred Other Mythical Beasts": a fantastic compendium of modern urban legends :-)
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  8. Re:Navigating by compass is obsolete? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes. Every day.

    You know, there is this one leg of my table that's a little short, so the log table comes in handy.

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  9. Re:Churn butter? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess it just comes that way out of the cow now.

    The surprising part is how butter comes out in those brick shapes. Surprising for the cow, that is...

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  10. Re:Navigating by compass is obsolete? by groovelator · · Score: 5, Funny

    You ever tried to write 5318008 or 71077345 on a computer and then turn the monitor upside-down? Calculators are not - and will never be - obsolete and there, gentlemen, I rest my case.

  11. That's just great by rbarreira · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm glad some people think that Assembly programming is obsolete. That way, it's much easier for me to get one of the many jobs which requires assembly programming.

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  12. Re:Assembly isn't obsolete! by Lussarn · · Score: 4, Funny

    then just tell you to buy a faster machine.

    Well, you just told me to get a floppy drive.

  13. Re:One more for the list: by blindd0t · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was gonna simply say sex, which became an obsolete skill once I got married.

  14. Starting a fire with sticks by gelfling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Skinning a hide
    Crushing a Mastadon with a bolder
    Killing your enemies & impregnating their women
    Being a Sun God

  15. This is the list for morons. by kabocox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Guys print this out and hand it to your HR person. Here are things every new hire should know.

    Balancing a checkbook
    Clicking on the up and down arrows of a vertical scrollbar
    Commuting
    Extracting square roots

    Handwriting (How to fill out forms and sign stuff and write notes.)
    Having Cash (and how to properly make change)

    Long division?
    Look for a job in the classifieds?
    Looking up a business on the yellow pages
    Local Grocery Store?

    Paying for something with a check
    Playing solitaire with playing cards
    Reading a paper map

    Searching a card catalog

    Using a cell phone to make a call
    Untangling the cord of a telephone
    Using a card catalog
    Using a fax machine

    Using the Dewey Decimal System

    Zipping your pants

    If your new hire can't do any of those, you do you really want them?

  16. Re:Assembly isn't obsolete! by Monsuco · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you can write a bootloader that fits in the unused sectors on a floppy disc
    If you can find a modern computer that still comes with a floppy drive I will be impressed.