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Cringely Looks at the WikiLeaks Debacle

dtwood writes "Infoworld's Cringely has an interesting take on the Julius Baer bank trying to silence WikiLeaks.org — and how stunningly stupid they've been. 'But the bank's solution is so mind-bogglingly stupid, you have to wonder if these guys need help getting their pants on each morning. First, this is exactly the kind of story bloggers and Net-centric journos crave. Big nasty corporation stomps all over plucky public-serving underdog. Who can resist that plot line? Second, the equation Bank Julius Baer = Money Laundering is now firmly cemented in the minds of everyone who has encountered this story, regardless of whether it's true. Trois: The documents in question, which might have been quickly forgotten alongside the 1.2 million others on the site, are now hotter than the Paris Hilton sex video. Dozens of mirror sites have sprung up, and Cryptome.org and PirateBay have squirreled away copies of the docs for any interested parties. "

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  1. Sizzling! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    are now hotter than the Paris Hilton sex video

    That's a pretty fancy way of saying "ice-cold".

    1. Re:Sizzling! by mawhin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ice cold!!

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  2. First, Second, Trois? by spun · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cringely, you pretentious twit. You're just not going to have a menage a trois, no matter how much you fantasize about it.

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    1. Re:First, Second, Trois? by wall0159 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Didn't you know everything sounds more sophisticated in French?

      Je suis un cheval.

      I rest my case ;-)

  3. Cringely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The documents [...] are now hotter than the Paris Hilton sex video. Whatever floats your boat Cringely...
  4. Re:Who is stupid? by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps it's all a fiendishly clever ruse. By coming across as incredibly, phenomenally, mind-blowingly stupid, people will automatically assume that these guys can't possibly be intelligent enough to be laundering money. It's a classic Stupidity Defense. It's really quite devious, when you think about it.

  5. Re:I can assure you by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Funny

    would rather see a Paris Hilton sex video.

    I've seen it. That bank documents are more arousing.

  6. Re:Copy/pasted from the NYTimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, I'm never going to a site registered in the .cx domain ever again.

  7. Re:Hardly surprising by pipatron · · Score: 2, Funny

    At my university a kid got b&

    Makes me wonder what kind of university that was... University of Text Messaging for Minors?

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  8. Re:Streisand by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this is called the Streisand Effect. Robert Smith is our only hope!
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  9. With regard to point 2... by exploder · · Score: 4, Funny

    the equation Bank Julius Baer = Money Laundering is now firmly cemented in the minds of everyone who has encountered this story, regardless of whether it's true.

    If it is true, and if they can continue to get away with it, then that's some great advertising.
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  10. Re:Streisand by oneplus999 · · Score: 3, Funny

    As Ms Streisand's lawyer, I demand that you cease and desist using my client's likeness in your wiki articles and comments.

  11. First Among Equals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bank Julius Baer = Dirty Money Laundering

    Paris Hilton = Money. Dirty Laundry

  12. Re:Hardly surprising by Pope · · Score: 2, Funny

    He learned a valuable lesson; when you cross the mob, you get the b@.

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  13. Re:Streisand by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hold on, let me set up my mirror first.

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  14. You mean there are 2 Robert X. Cringely? by Skapare · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean there are 2 Robert X. Cringely? What are the odds of there being two of them AND both writing major blogs?

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  15. Re:Who is stupid? by lgw · · Score: 2, Funny

    What, the Reagan era is not "modern times"? Nope, you're old. Kids in college now were born after Reagan left office. Those very same kids should GET OFF MY LAWN!
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