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Airport Security Prize Announced

Reservoir Hill writes "Verified Identity Pass, a firm that offers checkpoint services at airports, has announced a $500,000 award for any solution that will make airport security checks quicker and simpler for passengers. The cash prize will go to any individual, company or institution that can get customers through airport security 15% faster, at a cost of less than 25 cents per passenger, using technology or processes that will be approved by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA). Passengers must not need to remove their clothes or shoes, something that slows down processing significantly. "We're looking at moving things that are conceptual or in the lab to things that we can deploy," says company spokesman Jason Slibeck and added that over 150 individuals, start-ups, defense contractors and universities have shown an interest in the prize. One promising procedure is mass spectroscopy, which involves analyzing the mass-charge ratio of ions on a swab sample taken from a passenger's clothing or air collected from around them to spot traces of substances including explosives or drugs. The Pre-Registration Package Information Sheet is available online."

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  1. How about by plover · · Score: 5, Funny
    How about handing everyone in line a one-use single shot pistol? It'd take about 15 seconds to show them how to turn the safety off and shoot it -- no worse than figuring out how to use the seat belt.

    You only get one bullet. It's preloaded, can't even be unloaded, maybe small caliber, maybe fairly low velocity, and has a 75% chance of being a blank. Tag the bullets, and maybe ink-tag the gun so it sprays the user when the trigger is pulled. Maybe even a point-blank "contact trigger", kind of like a nail gun -- you'd have to put the gun directly on someone to shoot them, avoiding aim problems in a crowded plane.

    Turn them in at the end of a flight -- everyone got one while boarding, everyone better turn the same one over when leaving.

    Anybody tries anything on the plane, and *bang* -- if a dozen passengers shoot at him, at least a couple are likely to nail him.

    That's security through strength in numbers.

    Who do I go see about collecting my $500,000?

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    1. Re:How about by plover · · Score: 1, Funny

      Who the hell modded me funny? I want my $500,000, dammit!

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    2. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Easy. No luggage of any kind. No carry-on bags. Nothing allowed in your pocket. Those with medical conditions that can't not use medication for 4 hours, well, take the bus.

      FedEx your stuff the day before, or the week before if you like snail mail.

      I'll collect my draconian dollars now.

    3. Re:How about by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about handing everyone in line a one-use single shot pistol? I've long thought that the solution to bad drivers is providing each driver with one missile. Just one. Choose your target wisely!

      I'd have let mine fly during the driving test.
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    4. Re:How about by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Funny

      As I understand it, ASOs are the lite version of Air Marshals I've always said the TSA was a pack of ASO's.
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  2. Smoke a joint and mellow out by Foofoobar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did I win?

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  3. A large tank of water by stox · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they float, they're a witch^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hterrorist. If they sink, they're not. Seems about as valid as any other TSA methodology.

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  4. Re:Eliminate it? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Funny

    And it will cut down on those annoying cell phone conversations.

  5. Re:Eliminate it? by milsoRgen · · Score: 3, Funny

    hand out box cutters to every passenger You just make damn sure those box cutters carry a warning about the risk of addiction to cutting oneself!
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  6. Another one: by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    See Fifth Element. Lock people in cabins and knock them out.

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  7. Remote Control Tazer Suppositories... by runamok1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suggest remote controlled tazer suppositories. If you misbehave you get juiced! If you tamper with them you get juiced. Problem solved.