Electronic Arts Offers $2B For Take Two
quanticle writes "The New York Times is reporting that EA has offered $2B for Take Two Entertainment. The effort appears to be a move to consolidate the two companies before Take Two releases the next iteration of its blockbuster franchise, Grand Theft Auto 4. Take Two has politely declined the offer."
in response to the offer, take two has blown up several cars outside EA's offices and triggered a turf war.
Many Take Two shareholders are suing the company for acting outside of the best interest of it's share holders. Other shareholders have resorted to robbing Take Two employees' cars and using them to pick up hookers before taking their money and "disposing" of them.
Take Two declines to Take Two Billion
At which point Jack Thompson will cry out "I told you so!"