Fish Can Count to Four
Khemist writes "Fish can count, according to scientists, who have found that North American mosquito fish have the ability to count up to four. Previously it was known that fish could tell big shoals from small ones, but researchers have now found that they have a limited ability to count how many other fish are nearby. This means that they have similar counting abilities to those observed in apes, monkeys and dolphins and humans with very limited mathematical ability."
They are in School!!!
(Yes I know, I know! It is a stupid joke)
red fish, blue fish
It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
Does that mean the child molestion rate among fish is even higher than among humans.
Gul Madred: There are five lights. ... ...
Jean-Luc Salmon: I only count four.
*6 hours later*
Gul Madred clicks on a fifth light.
Madred: How many lights do you see?
Salmon: There are FOUR lights!
Madred: *facepalms*
Rabbits: One, Two, Three, Four, Hrair Fish: One, Two, Three, Four, School
...therefore; I am a Fish!
Q.E.D.
Now, back to this fascinating "Dianetics" you were talking about....
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
This will only encourage PETA to make loud press releases about how fish are "intelligent, sensitive creatures" and how the Inuit diet is a source of great evil in the world.
Not a typewriter
I can count way higher than 4, and nobody's writing research papers about me.
Stupid fish.
You never really know how close to the edge you can go until you fall off.
My goldfish is smarter than my president.