Fish Can Count to Four
Khemist writes "Fish can count, according to scientists, who have found that North American mosquito fish have the ability to count up to four. Previously it was known that fish could tell big shoals from small ones, but researchers have now found that they have a limited ability to count how many other fish are nearby. This means that they have similar counting abilities to those observed in apes, monkeys and dolphins and humans with very limited mathematical ability."
They are in School!!!
(Yes I know, I know! It is a stupid joke)
Gul Madred: There are five lights. ... ...
Jean-Luc Salmon: I only count four.
*6 hours later*
Gul Madred clicks on a fifth light.
Madred: How many lights do you see?
Salmon: There are FOUR lights!
Madred: *facepalms*
My goldfish is smarter than my president.