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Tetris Creator Claims FOSS Destroys the Market

alx5000 writes "In an interview conducted last week with Consumer Eroski (link in Spanish; Google translation), the father of Tetris Alexey Pajitnov claimed that 'Free Software should have never existed,' since it 'destroys the market' by bringing down companies that create wealth and prosperity. When asked about Red Hat or Oracle's support-oriented model, he called them 'a minority,' and also criticized Stallman's ideas as 'belonging to the past' where there were no software 'business possibilities.'"

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  1. News Flash: bitter ex communist hates communism by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Details at eleven.

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    1. Re:News Flash: bitter ex communist hates communism by frission · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> Reductio ad absurdum with a twist.

      Don't come at us with your Harry Potter speak...

  2. Obligatory, sorry. by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone has to say it.

    In California, you play Tetris.
    In Soviet Russia, Tetris play YOU!

    (thank goodness for burnable Karma...)

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    1. Re:Obligatory, sorry. by rrkap · · Score: 5, Funny

      This joke is never obligatory! Will you people finally let it go?

      I for one welcome our humorless overlords.

      Farewell sweet, sweet karma

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    2. Re:Obligatory, sorry. by sammyF70 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of jokes like that!!

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  3. Re:What do you expect... by The+Ancients · · Score: 5, Funny

    from a Microsoft employee?

    Chair throwing, and dancing like a monkey. You?

  4. He has a point... by PinkyDead · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was discussing with a client today about whether to use a service oriented architecture on a Redhat server supported by an Oracle database, but he was much more keen on using a vertical block model with a rotational function that maximized resources by removing redundant full rows, and had pretty colours and a catchy tune.

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  5. Re:bringing down companies that create wealth by rev_sanchez · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tetris was originally designed as a training tool for late Soviet-era transport interests. The idea was to reduce shipping costs by training load masters to improve the density of packing freight cars, container ships, and trucks.

    This is all covered in my book, Shit I Made Up About The Russian Software Industry.

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  6. Re:Everybody's got a right to be wrong. by arotenbe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Free air is destroying the market for oxygen bars! I am a representative from the AIAA (Air Industry Association of America). As a firm believer in the rights of plants and blue-green algae to earn money through their photosynthesis, I find it irresponsible and criminal that animals across the world use oxygen without paying the creators royalties. Therefore, I have decided that I am going to sue everyone on Earth. Not just humans, mind you. All of you bears and tigers and piranhas will have to pony up too! Gwahahaha! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA AAAGGHHHAGHH GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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  7. Re:Actually he's half right by aesiamun · · Score: 5, Funny

    You use Steve Jobs as the extreme for closed source software?

    Are you sure you can't think of someone more...qualified?

  8. Re:bringing down companies that create wealth by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    The idea was to reduce shipping costs by training load masters to improve the density of packing freight cars, container ships, and trucks.

    I'd figure the easiest way to do that would be to get rid of all the L-, T- and S-shaped shipping containers.

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  9. Re:bringing down companies that create wealth by JazzLad · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's available on YouTube - can't provide a link right now Why? In Pakistan?
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  10. ASCII graphics FT...W? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 5, Funny
    He's right. Take a look at this screenshot of FOSS about to destroy The Market:

    |F.........|
    |O.........|
    |S.........|
    |S.........|
    |..........|
    |.TheMarket|
    |.TheMarket|
    |.TheMarket|
    |.TheMarket|
    ------------
  11. Re:bringing down companies that create wealth by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Personally, I like to arrange things so that there's just enough room to fit the penis-shaped shipping container and four lines black out.

    You don't have to use euphemisms, we won't judge. Just say "my penis".

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