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Alaskan Village Sues Over Global Warming
hightower_40 writes to mention that a small Alaskan village has sued two dozen oil, power, and coal companies, blaming them for contributing to global warming. "Sea ice traditionally protected the community, whose economy is based in part on salmon fishing plus subsistence hunting of whale, seal, walrus, and caribou. But sea ice that forms later and melts sooner because of higher temperatures has left the community unprotected from fall and winter storm waves and surges that lash coastal areas."
... coastal what?
I like to place meaningful quotes in my sig, so people will know that I know what meaningful quotes are.
I would start with Al Gore, the amount of hot air and smug that comes from him must have had some effect on the environment.
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
I've been working so hard to warm the planet up, with my CO2 belching truck, but the lack of sunspots has made this year the coldest and snowiest winter since the 1960s....
This is my sig.
Relocate them to the moon, it may take 1 billion per head but maybe it will send the message that after these alaskans die of asphixia on the moon that you don't sue over dumb ass shit like this.
Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
Are they going to sue us back to the last ice age?
cost per person to relocate inhabitants = $30,000
cost per person to have lawyers sign moving agreement = $970,000
going to law school and specializing in environmental law
Quick eskimo jokes:
How do you kill an polarbear? Kick him in the icehole....
A baby seal walks into a club....
Um, all I have for now
Try the veal
"All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
Where the villagers win and the big corporations lose.
Fight global warming with aikido!!!
We are Turing O-Machines. The Oracle is out there.
I hope there IS global warming. This winter was frikken cold!
MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
"No," says the Eskimo, "it's just frost on my mustache."
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(What the hell, I've got some karma to burn.)
That was very insensitive.
I suppose you walrus hurt the ones you love.
You can't talk about Wikipedia's flaws on Wikipedia
On the other hand, that puts him above most chaircritters, in that he is actually consuming his own company's products!
oh, piss off... if you can't put up with others to mis-quoting, taking out of context, paraphrasing and or even completely rewriting the post you're replying to, it's you who doesn't belong on slashdot!
I welcome our new radioactively contaminated overlords!