PHP Optimized for Windows Server 2008
Stony Stevenson writes "It used to be that popular PHP applications would run more poorly on Windows Server than on a Linux or Unix servers, for which PHP had been optimized. Specialist in the PHP language Zend Technologies now says that's no longer the case. The Zend Core commercially supported form of PHP has been certified by Microsoft as ready to run 'with performance and stability' on Windows Server 2008, said Andi Gutmans, co-founder and CTO of Zend. Previously, PHP 'didn't run as well as it should on Windows,' said Gutmans, despite the fact that 75% to 80% of PHP users were developing on Windows workstations."
Says the guy working on a Window Package Manager. Way to combine the worst of both worlds, dude!
Maybe you should have looked into implementing drag-install Windows application bundles.
Fuck you, fuck Britain (or England or the UK or what-the-fuck-ever), fuck the queen, fuck prince Henry or Harry or whatever, fuck Afghanistan, fuck him being in Afghanistan for 10 weeks on a 6 month tour of duty (fucking typical Euro-trash pussy). Oh, and fuck you (again).
mmmmno, not really. you fail it, as usual.
How can php run on Windows with [i]performance and stability[/i] when Windows itself is incapable of both?