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Bill Allows Teachers to Contradict Evolution

Helical writes "In an attempt to defy the newly approved state science standards, Florida Senator Rhonda Storms has proposed a bill that would allow teachers to contradict the teaching of evolution. Her bill states that 'Every public school teacher in the state's K-12 school system shall have the affirmative right and freedom to objectively present scientific information relevant to the full range of scientific views regarding biological and chemical evolution in connection with teaching any prescribed curriculum regarding chemical or biological origins.' The bill's main focus is on protecting teachers who want to adopt alternative teaching plans from sanction, and to allow teachers the freedom to teach whatever they wish, even if it is in opposition to current standards."

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  1. This happens everywhere by Naughty+Bob · · Score: 5, Funny

    I only had to look at my teachers to see that they contradicted evolution.

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    1. Re:This happens everywhere by Psmylie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They should put a little protection in there for those that want to teach the Flat Earth concept, too.

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    2. Re:This happens everywhere by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      They should put a little protection in there for those that want to teach the Flat Earth concept, too. Don't laugh, I went to a catholic grade school which had books in the library that honestly showed a earth centered solar system.
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    3. Re:This happens everywhere by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If I was a parent I would need to know if the teacher my children had were pro-science or pro-creationism or maybe believer in the little blue rabbit from the outer sector of the left galaxy.

      The religious factions has gotten too much power over the education. End result will be that the children will grow up not knowing what makes the light work, how the picture in the TV gets there and assuming that just because the teacher said man was created from the image of God that's the only truth.

      But I assume that it's too much to expect from a country that hasn't gone metric yet.

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    4. Re:This happens everywhere by aurispector · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep, we are going to hell in a handbasket. The religious factions have acquired far too much political power period. For a country founded upon secular principles it continually amazes me to see how far we have fallen.

      The way the discussion is being framed is a big part of the problem - that it's an either/or situation. I've seen quotes from a number of scientists that see no conflict between faith and science; they all boil down to how you choose to define them. The sad fact is that religious zealots tend not to be persuadable.

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    5. Re:This happens everywhere by apoc.famine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good call. I was about to post a similar thing by proposing that we allow for teaching things which "contradict" standardized math - I.E. 2+2=5. Seems only fair that math gets in on the teaching of factually inaccurate information, since math forms the basis of much of science.

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    6. Re:This happens everywhere by zulater · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For a country founded upon secular principles..

      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

      Doesn't really look like they had completely secular principles in mind when deciding to defect and form their own country to me.
    7. Re:This happens everywhere by takanishi79 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Unfortunately, those religious zealots are also the ones that squawk the loudest. I attend a medium sized Christian University (just under 4,000 undergraduate students), and most of the professors, especially (yes, especially) the Bible and Theology professors, have no issues with Evolution and Creation. Believing that God created humanity does not automatically mean that we believe evolution is not an instrument, or is happening.

      Sadly, the voices of religious people (reaching out into many faiths, beyond even Christianity) that agree with the scientific community that evolution happens, and has become an established theory, are lost in the din of assenters, including atheists, agnostics, etc. Then when the only people of religious persuasion that are heard are those who dissent, the rest of us get lumped in with them because we share a single common denominator. It's just as bad as calling Germans Nazis, Muslims terrorists, Americans fat, and the French sissy.

    8. Re:This happens everywhere by VultureMN · · Score: 5, Informative

      In their defense, according to the theory of relativity, you can just as easily say that the Earth is just sitting here while the rest of the universe spins around it.

      No, you cannot.

      Velocity is relative, but acceleration is NOT relative. An orbiting body is in constant acceleration, so A orbiting B is not the same as B orbiting A.

      (nitpickers will point out that they actually orbit their shared center-of-mass, but you know what I mean.)

    9. Re:This happens everywhere by Bob-taro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep, we are going to hell in a handbasket. The religious factions have acquired far too much political power period.

      Okay, doesn't it seem like there's a contradiction in there?

      For a country founded upon secular principles it continually amazes me to see how far we have fallen.

      You'd have to do some serious mental gymnastics to convince yourself that the U.S. was founded on secular principles (or maybe not - they do tend to gloss over our religious heritage in public school these days).

      The way the discussion is being framed is a big part of the problem - that it's an either/or situation. I've seen quotes from a number of scientists that see no conflict between faith and science; they all boil down to how you choose to define them. The sad fact is that religious zealots tend not to be persuadable.

      You should have patience with "religious zealots". See, we evolved this way. We were born with the "God gene" so we can't help what we believe. It's a scientific theory, so I'm sure you don't doubt it.

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    10. Re:This happens everywhere by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Free speech doctrine actually allows all of this to begin with, no need for any affirmative right. The question is whether the employer (school district) is constrained in its choice of whether to retain the employee.
      This law eliminates causes for termination, more than anything, because it does not actually grant any rights the teacher (or anyone else) already has.

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    11. Re:This happens everywhere by neil-ngc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I was a parent I would need to know if the teacher my children had were pro-science or pro-creationism or maybe believer in the little blue rabbit from the outer sector of the left galaxy.

      Better not to, really. Teachers, particularly science teachers, are usually educated, rational thinkers. They're far more likely to support the teaching of evolution in schools compared to the parent of the average child (keeping in mind here that uneducated parents, and religious whackos generally, typically have more children than educated ones). So if that information was widely available, you'd have far more idiot parents looking for similarly idiotic teachers than the other way around.

    12. Re:This happens everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, to be fair, most Nazis were German, most Terrorists are Muslim, most Sissies are French, and most Americans are FAT!

    13. Re:This happens everywhere by mybadluck22 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, they orbit their shared center-of-mass, but I know what you mean.

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    14. Re:This happens everywhere by DittoBox · · Score: 2, Informative

      You do realize that the flat earth theory was something made up in Europe circa 15th century and that somehow made its way into (Roman) Catholic church doctrine?

      In fact most civilizations prior to Dark Ages and the associated intellectual collapse viewed the world not as flat but as actually spherical.

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    15. Re:This happens everywhere by locallyunscene · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The silver lining of this is that parents get a free litmus test. If a science teacher tries to teach ID based on this bill then the teacher doesn't know enough science to properly be a teacher.

    16. Re:This happens everywhere by NoodleSlayer · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Wny yes, and this obviously is the Christian God, not the Nature's God referenced in the paragraph right above that quote.


      In case you're confused:

      When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.


      Considering the deist nature of many of the founders, it's fairly obvious that they were referring to a more naturistic god then that referred to in whatever scripture you might choose. I find this overall to be a rather secular statement. In case you are confused secular means "of or relating to the worldly or temporal" not necessarily "no god." The statements in the Declaration towards the Laws of Nature and Nature's God are in fact very worldly.

    17. Re:This happens everywhere by Ryukotsusei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Catholic doctrine teaches that the "holy book" is fallible.

    18. Re:This happens everywhere by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you present all the relevant facts and let the students think for themselves, I don't see how this is a problem.

      If this was actually done ("all" the evidence), then no one would have the slightest doubt about evolution, anymore than someone looking at the Earth from space would still question a flat earth. The problem is that most people don't want to look at the all the facts, because reality would conflict with their world view. Therefore, they ignore the facts.

      The way some people freak out about this, you'd think evolution was a religion.

      People "freak out" because it's the forces of ignorance attacking the forces of truth.

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    19. Re:This happens everywhere by mpoulton · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't quite follow -- v is relative, but dv/dt isn't? That is correct. Steady state velocity is not an attribute that can be measured or even detects within an isolated reference frame. In fact, the concept of velocity is inherently relative and has no meaning within an isolated frame. Acceleration, on the other hand, can be measured within an isolated frame and has meaning even in the absence of any outside reference. Think about it.
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    20. Re:This happens everywhere by molarmass192 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know you said "most" but Kansas isn't considered "The South" and they're a key part of the gang of forward thinkers that preach "Intelligent Design" in public schools. Seriously though, they need to save the religious brainwashings for Sunday school. Religious education has it's place, but public school is not it. If people want their kids taught false science, send them to a private evangelical Christian school. Otherwise, why not also teach native Indian ideas of creationism in public school, such as how the spider Sussistinnako created the earth. Can't prove it, can't disprove it, so it's "scientifically" just as valid as "Intelligent Design".

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    21. Re:This happens everywhere by corbettw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't laugh, I went to a catholic grade school which had books in the library that honestly showed a earth centered solar system. If your school was anything like the Catholic elementary and high schools I attended, those books were in the history section, not the science section. The Church fought (and lost) that battle centuries ago, current teaching is that there is no conflict between science and religion: science seeks to explain "What?", "Where?", "When?", and "How?", religion seeks to explain "Who?" and "Why?".
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    22. Re:This happens everywhere by dollargonzo · · Score: 2, Informative

      It doesn't make much sense to say that something is not relative. Every reference frame is relative, but some reference frames are inertial frames, whereas others are not. Since earth's frame is much less inertial than the Sun's reference frame (it's acceleration is greater relative to its frame), it makes more sense to say that the Earth orbits the Sun (since the Sun doesn't accelerate very much).

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    23. Re:This happens everywhere by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People "freak" because it's like saying there are alternative theories to gravity. (The Onion has done a rather well-done article on Christian scientists proposing "intelligent falling.")

      In fact, I think the comparison is very apt. We can observe a lot of effects from gravity and evolution, but the EXACT causes and manner in which it happens, remain somewhat of a mystery. There is no large scientific conspiracy trying to hide the truth. There is, at most, a handful of scientists trying to make a name for themselves by suggesting alternatives. But that's true of pretty much anything. No, you're not going to find some creditable biology lab or university that says "Oh, it's definitely wrong."

      These people are trying to make a debate out of what should not be one. The vast, vasr majority of scientists, the only people really QUALIFIED to look at the data and analyze it are in a great consensus. If you want to say they are wrong, and you don't need science to prove it... Then I really don't want you deciding what goes on a class specifically ABOUT science.

    24. Re:This happens everywhere by Ryukotsusei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Morals are morals, you shouldn't kill, lie, etc, but that the book is only a way to explain those morals. How many people do you know tend sheep nowadays anyway?

    25. Re:This happens everywhere by apoc.famine · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, I posted a short snarky comment because I had to go teach a science class. What you wrote is spot on, and touches on what I really wanted to say if given the time. Now that I'm taking the time...

      While granted I'm in the NE US and not in the bible-belt, I still teach science at a public high school. With the passing of NCLB, there is an increased focus on standards, and teaching to those standards. States are required, due to this law, to assess whether or not their schools are effectively teaching the state-mandated standards. Teachers, therefore, are judged based on whether or not their students are successful on the state-designed tests.

      On more than one front, this proposed law is completely pointless. The real test of what Florida wants teachers to teach is in what it assesses at the state-wide level. Without being able to see those assessments (being changed to align with the new state standards by 2012) there is no real way for me to tell what they are really looking for teachers to teach. Terminating teachers is usually pretty hard to do. By far the easiest way is if a teacher's students consistently fail state-wide exams.

      And despite the flamebait headline, this also means that you can't get fired FOR TEACHING EVOLUTION. In Florida, that's not a given. The state standards that just passed had to be revised to tone down the endorsement of evolution just to get through. In that light, given that this text reads in part, "freedom to objectively present scientific information relevant to the full range of scientific views regarding biological and chemical evolution", I'm somewhat tempted to say that this is PRO-Evolution, rather than anti-evolution. Although to be fair, it works both ways.

      The upshot is that A) You're 100% right, and this is already covered in part by free speech. B) Teachers are judged and can be terminated based on how students do on state assessments, so this is pointless. C) While you now can't get fired for this, there are plenty of things buried in most contracts to get a teacher terminated for, if you really look hard enough. All in all, not a useful law in any meaningful way.

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    26. Re:This happens everywhere by Keyslapper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Free speech doctrine actually allows all of this to begin with, no need for any affirmative right. The question is whether the employer (school district) is constrained in its choice of whether to retain the employee.
      This law eliminates causes for termination, more than anything, because it does not actually grant any rights the teacher (or anyone else) already has.

      Uh, no, the Free Speech Doctrine most certainly does not apply. A public school teacher has no more right to talk about his or her beliefs to my child any more than I have the right to start teaching your children what I think they should learn about gay marriage, equal rights, and religion. That's your choice, not mine. Teachers do NOT have the right to teach their opinions to other people's children. They have the duty to teach the curriculum approved by the local and state school boards. Essentially, they are actors, presenting a pre-written script, and they can only ad-lib so long as they stick to the general plot. This is the real reason that good public school teachers are dreadfully underpaid.

      And as for removing it as a cause for dismissal, that won't protect them from charges of civil rights violation.

      Frankly, if someone tried to teach my daughter that ID was "fact" and evolution was "theory", I'd have them hauled in front of a Congressional Hearing for violation of my and my family's civil rights as fast as I could push the system.

      What am I teaching her? Well, ID is illogical religious fanaticism - the kind that ultimately got witches burned at the stake, and that Evolution is a theory that far surpasses any current alternative explanation in logical plausibility. Since she and my wife are Eclectic Pagans, I think this is an argument that will stick.

      Does that mean she isn't allowed to learn about other religions? Of course not; that's stifling her education. She's already learned quite a lot about all the major Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Judiasm, Islam, ...) and even a fair bit about the Hindi and Buddhist faiths as well as my own preference, no faith - better known as Atheism. There's a big difference in teaching something as "what some people believe" and "what we believe". And it's a bigger difference still to instill the possibility that one day she may choose a different path. It seems to me that leaving this possibility out is dooming your child (or trying to) to a future of narrow minded dogma.
    27. Re:This happens everywhere by VirusEqualsVeryYes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No offense or anything, but you're not explaining this well at all.

      DISCLAIMER: I am not a physicist. I'm only any good with kinematics, because I like intuition. I could easily get something wrong here, but here's my understanding.

      The reason velocity is relative is because any inertial frame of reference "works". That is, no matter what you define the "actual" resting state is, the universe works the same way: all the forces are the same, all movement is the same, and nobody could tell the difference. That's why there's no center of the universe, because as far as we know, it makes no difference where it is.

      Acceleration is not relative because you can't do the same with an accelerating frame of reference. Let's say Person A is in the "actual" resting state, and Person B is accelerating away. Thus, there must be some constant force acting on Person B causing the acceleration. Additionally, person B can feel this force. Now try to establish Person B as the resting frame. Now Person A is accelerating away, but there is no force acting on him. There is a force acting on Person B, but he's not accelerating. This makes no sense. In order for an accelerating frame of reference to work, all of the literal forces of the universe must change.

      Try that scenario with just velocity and convince yourself that the swap would work in that case. Hence, velocity is relative, but acceleration is not.

    28. Re:This happens everywhere by Bob-taro · · Score: 2, Informative

      The US was founded by deists as a secular state. It was not founded as a christian state.

      I concede. I just looked up "secular state" and I see now that it doesn't mean "atheist state" or "anti-religious state".

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    29. Re:This happens everywhere by mad.frog · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm still hoping for someone to require math textbooks to have a sticker saying something like,

      "According to Godel's Incompleteness Theorem, this book may contain statements that are true, but not provable"

    30. Re:This happens everywhere by mhall119 · · Score: 2, Insightful
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    31. Re:This happens everywhere by eonlabs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Laymans terms:

      Someone puts you in a perfectly silent elevator and shuts the doors, you will feet the elevator speed up and slow down, but you won't feel anything special when its moving at a constant velocity besides normal gravity.

      Don't believe me, do what all physicists in NY do in their spare time :P

      Rid the Empire State Building's elevator while standing on a bathroom scale.

      I have a number of friends who've done it.

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    32. Re:This happens everywhere by physicsphairy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven

      So which "naturistic god" did the founding fathers believe to have lived 1786 years before the ratification of the Constitution?

      Your conclusions from your cited passage do not make any sense. The simple occurrence of the word "Nature" is not a pass to read any naturalistic philosophy you deem fit into the statement.

      The most obvious influence for the wording in the passage you quote is the philosophizing of John Locke, which is most profoundly depicted in the last sentence with a modification of "life, liberty, and the pursuit of property." The "Laws of Nature" would more frequently be referred to as "Natural Law"--the basic prohibitions against murder, theft, etc., which are believed to exist even when man is in the "state of nature" without any government to say what's okay and what isn't. "Nature's God" reinforcing the divine supremacy of such laws and fits in just as well with either the deistic or Christian beliefs. The deist argues against divine intervention after the instance of creation--but both deist and Christian equally agree on the primal nature of God's laws.

      There is no coded espousal of deism. And, to be honest, there is no coded espousal of any other religious view either. The architects of the Declaration and the Constitution were either Christian or raised Christian, surrounded by Christians, in the one case writing a document seceding from a nigh-universally Christian nation, in the other writing a document to govern a nigh-universally Christian nation, and in both cases, considering a larger audience of Christian nations who would be reading the document and key in supporting the new government.

      I certainly hope you don't honestly mean to suggest that the Declaration of Independence was written with a mind to capitalize on King George's/England's deist sensibilities, or to rally the American's behind their common deist theologies, because I cannot begin to imagine that in the midsts of fighting a war for their own survival that these men found subtle theological pedantry to be on the list of major priorities.

      It should be bloody obvious that God is mentioned as a factor of commonality. In attempting to arbitrate with a country that shares such beliefs, and trying to unite a group of independent and frequently disjoint colonies, those kinds of commonalities are nothing to be balked at.

      The language does not constitute an endorsement. It constitutes and assumption.

    33. Re:This happens everywhere by nitpickers · · Score: 4, Funny

      See! I didn't say that, you insensitive clod! And never will!

    34. Re:This happens everywhere by immcintosh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You seem to be very confused about the difference between secular and atheist. Secular mean, specifically, a concern with worldly things (as opposed to spiritual/supernatural/whatever). I think it's quite sound to claim that the founders of our country were EXTREMELY secular in their construction of our country. That is, they were very specific that their concern was with governance and not religion, and that never the twain should meet.

      This is not to say they weren't religious people, or that religiously influenced morals didn't inform their decisions. Both may be true, but have nothing to do with the degree to which the specific system they set forth was secular. I would argue that it is was in fact highly and intentionally so, from the very beginning.

    35. Re:This happens everywhere by hypnagogue · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Teachers do NOT have the right to teach their opinions to other people's children. They have the duty to teach the curriculum approved by the local and state school boards. Essentially, they are actors, presenting a pre-written script, and they can only ad-lib so long as they stick to the general plot.
      And that's the reason why public schools fail. The only reason for education is to develop the critical thinking skills necessary to function in society as an adult. Teaching kids to conform to the party line without critical thought is useful only when training them to flip burgers.

      If that's what public school teaches, fine. I'll pay for private school, and 10 years from now your kids will be serving mine -- lunch.
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    36. Re:This happens everywhere by Cheesey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Creationists,

      Why don't you just prove that the Earth is less than 10,000 years old, like the Bible says? That way, you can falsify "macro evolution" as an explanation for life without having to make an artificial distinction between different types of evolution.

      Let us see the extraordinary evidence for the "young Earth" theory before we start arguing about "micro evolution". If you can prove that Earth isn't billions of years old using solid science, evidence and facts, no scientist will be able to argue with you. Science isn't a religion, it is a mechanism for learning things, and good scientists will not stick to their beliefs if those beliefs are proved wrong.

      However, your evidence will have to be amazing, because it will have to override all of the other evidence that points to an old Earth. But since the Earth really is less than 10,000 years old, producing the evidence shouldn't present any difficulty, right? Ask your "creation scientists" why they can't prove even this one simple aspect of their "theory". No doubt a conspiracy of some kind is involved.

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    37. Re:This happens everywhere by dmartin · · Score: 2, Informative

      In special relativity, you are correct. You can only pick an inertial reference frame.

      In general relativity gravitation is locally indistinguishable from acceleration, a principle called the "principle of equivalence". This does, in fact, allow you to place the Earth as stationary and have the sun go around it, as claimed above.

    38. Re:This happens everywhere by ultranova · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, you've got it backwards. Acceleration is a change in velocity. If the Earth is orbiting the sun, it is changing velocity (because it is constantly changing direction and not traveling in a straight line), and therefore is experiencing acceleration.

      But it is traveling at a straight line. In reality both Earth and Sun are simply following a straight path at constant speed through curved spacetime. Since they are following a straight path at constant speed, their velocity is not changing, and thus they are not experiencing acceleration. It just seems like they are being accelerated for us due to our limited perceptive ability.

      Gravity in general relativity isn't a force; it is a change in the definition of "straight".

      The general theory of relativity follows from the idea that you cannot distinguish between the force due to acceleration and the force due to gravity. If you are standing up in a closed elevator experiencing 1 G, is that because the Earth is pulling on you, or is it because the elevator is accelerating "up" at 10 m/s? It doesn't matter: if you shine a light beam across the elevator, it will bend "down" no matter what is causing the "downward" force.

      And if the elevator is orbiting the Earth or the Sun, you will experience no force (0G), and will thus conclude that you aren't experiencing acceleration.

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    39. Re:This happens everywhere by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I'm an atheist and I find some value in it. Fallible doesn't mean worthless or else nothing would be worth anything.

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    40. Re:This happens everywhere by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you create that account just for the joke?

    41. Re:This happens everywhere by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      first, we have to define terms. micro-evolution has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt. macro-evolution has *not* been proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

      If only creationists *would* define terms. Most creationists use "Macroevolution" to mean any evolution for which we can't provide direct living or fossil evidence. In any case, Macro evolution is just accumulated micro-evolutionary steps.

      *if* you had the irrefutable evidence, you'd present it. you don't, so you, well, don't. you just proclaim it truth and fact as though that makes it so... such arrogance.

      I suggest reading this site. But you know you won't. Because your conclusion is already preordained. You have too much of your entire life invested in believing in supernaturalism.

      there is some evidence for, there is some evidence against... we really don't know. that's the truth that should be taught in school.

      Ah, the final weapon of the creationists. If they can find any question, now matter how small, that doesn't have a rock-solid answer, then they loudly proclaim that "HA! YOU SEE?? YOU SEE?? NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE!!" Any open questions means that every theory is equally valid. It's akin to saying, "Since the Earth's horizon makes it look like a flat disk, therefore, the flat Earth theory is just as valid as the round Earth theory."

      Well, every theory ISN'T equally valid. First of all, there is ZERO -- ZERO -- evidence against evolution. ZERO. There are certainly open questions about how certain things may have evolved, but that means there is a neutral question, not that it's "evidence against" evolution. So you have a Mount Everest of evidence for evolution, a large number of open questions (just the diversity of life and genetics means we're going to have a lot of open questions), zero evidence against evolution, and absolutely ZERO evidence that supports creationism. And, just to top it off, we have an entire planet-sized volume of evidence against the Earth being only 10,000 years old.

      THAT is the carved-on-stone-tablet (if you'll pardon the expression) truth. If there really is a God (there isn't, but let's say), he must be constantly slapping his hand against his forehead screaming, "The bible is full of allegory, you idiots! What, do you think I could've explained physics to the damn barbarians?? Will you people use the brains I gave you, already?? It's a SOCIAL book, not a freaking science book!!"

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    42. Re:This happens everywhere by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's an unwinnable proposition. Teaching and grading students on theories that contradict their (or their parents') religious believes is itself a form of religious education.

      Bullshit. Accepting that requires teachers to pander to whatever religion the parents have, which is an establishment of religion. The best thing to do is have the parents teach the kids how to deal with the difference.

      Abstinence is the only sure way to avoid pregnancy (shouldn't we be teaching kids oral sex and same-sex experimentation if that's the only goal of sex ad)?

      That's a religious argument - it's only being pushed by religious lobbies, and is actually less effective than condoms and the pill.

      Democracy is the best form of government for every society

      Then why don't we have one? Someone needs to go back to civics class.

      All races and both genders are EXACTLY the same in all aspects and will be equally good at EVERY job in EXACTLY equal percentage of the corresponding population.

      They are the same before the law, and you'd have trouble finding legitimate racial diffs in jobs, although some physical work is done better by men. Doesn't mean you get to tell a woman no for that construction job - you have to have a reason other than her breasts.

      We don't need all our children brainwashed by the government into one single way of thinking, be it religious, political or scientific.

      Says the person apparently defending the challenge to evolution going on in our schools. You preach about not indoctrinating the young while pushing an agenda of indoctrination. Nice.

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    43. Re:This happens everywhere by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Informative

      If stating competing facts and theories is already happening in other subjects (and I don't know if it is but it should be if not) then I don't see why a bill is required to allow the same thing to be done for this specific topic of evolution other than for those who have an agenda and push evolution no matter what the competing facts and theories state.

      If Faith Healers wanted "balanced time" for their views in a health class, would you be in favor of that?

      The reason this is different is because it's not "a valid alternative theory". It's trying to water down the separation of religion and school.

      In a world of infinite time, you might be right -- it doesn't hurt to show every point of view, no matter how outlandish. But in our world, where classroom time is preciously limited, it's flat-out hurting the students to take away from teaching them real science and truth, to give them a sermon pushed by a very narrow subset of a particular religion.

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    44. Re:This happens everywhere by Capsaicin · · Score: 3, Funny

      What are you on about?

      You can't follow his logic? I think it runs like this: An nineteenth century biologist drew inaccurate, and perhaps even fraudulent, images of the embryos of various species therefore YHVY created the world in 6 days. Or did I miss a step there somewhere?

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  2. Sounds fine to me by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's the big deal? Stupid teachers still wouldn't be allowed to teach "Intelligent Design" anyway, since -- according to the summary -- the information still has to be scientific (and "ID" fails at that).

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    1. Re:Sounds fine to me by KublaiKhan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      OK, now, prove to some fundamentalist teacher or other that it's not scientific, when they 'know' that it is.

      Is there some religion or another that insists on reality? So that I can claim religious persecution by these fundies?

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    2. Re:Sounds fine to me by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      As my ID pushing narrow minded coworker said:
      "The Bible IS science."

      I shit you not.

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    3. Re:Sounds fine to me by flitty · · Score: 5, Informative

      Woah woah woah, don't throw those nutjobs into Utah, The Discovery institute (major proponent of ID) is out of Seattle, Washington. Most scientists here in Utah are just for the dino fossils, cancer research, or cold fusion :D

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    4. Re:Sounds fine to me by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Interesting

      OK, now, prove to some fundamentalist teacher (1} or other that it's not scientific (2)...
      1. I don't have to prove anything to the teacher; it's the school board or court that things would have to be proven to.
      2. On the contrary, everything is non-scientific by default. I don't have to prove that the thing isn't scientific; the teacher has to prove that it is!
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    5. Re:Sounds fine to me by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I didn't actually RTFA or anything, but

      'Every public school teacher in the state's K-12 school system shall have the affirmative right and freedom to objectively present scientific information relevant to the full range of scientific views regarding biological and chemical evolution in connection with teaching any prescribed curriculum regarding chemical or biological origins
      doesn't sound to me like they can say any damned thing they please. Although I believe that evolution is God's tool (in a sense, ID) it isn't science and doesn't belong in a science class. ID and creationism may be hypotheses, but they are not falsifiable so cannot be called theories.

      I just can't see why, from the info in the summary, anyone thinks that this legalizes teaching ID or creationism.

      Religion (and philosophy) and science ask different questions. The people pushing ID and creationism as "science" are not doing themselves any favors.
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    6. Re:Sounds fine to me by shawngarringer · · Score: 5, Informative
      To say those sites are biased would be an understatement. Listen, there is no way that you can prove scientifically that "God did it" is right or wrong. So, it ain't science. So, there are not two sides to this argument. There is one side. ID is NOT science.


      If you want to teach your kids that "God did it" is an acceptable answer to anything you don't personally understand, then fine, do that in your home or church or wherever... BUT don't pollute my children into believing that crap also. I'd like my kids to have a fair chance in the world economy, where in most 1st and 2nd world nations, they can manage to keep science to true scientific endeavors.

    7. Re:Sounds fine to me by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it's such good science, where is the research? Why is the Discovery Institute purely a political machine? Hell, one of its great minds (supposedly) Michael Behe has never ever published any peer-reviewed article or done any research involving ID.

      ID is not science. It's watered-down Creationism, a legalistic attempt to sneak past the First Amendment. Read the Dover transcripts to find out just how much science there is to ID.

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    8. Re:Sounds fine to me by KublaiKhan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I rather doubt that the teachers would see it that way. Keep in mind that no matter what the educational -standards- are, the one doing the teaching is the teacher--and if the teacher feels that the 'standards' need...."adjustment", then they're more than capable of representing things in a less-than-kosher fashion.

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    9. Re:Sounds fine to me by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Evolution needs to be taught with both sides presented so that the students can discuss and make up their own minds. Kids tend to learn better when given the facts and allowed to draw their own conclusions.


      This is exactly the kind of wedge the Creationists try to use to get their religious viewpoint into the scientific curriculum and why it was modded down. I'm only going to say this once, very loudly, so you're sure not to miss it.

      THERE ARE NOT TWO SIDES TO EVOLUTION. THERE IS NO NEED TO ATTEMPT TO CLAIM THAT SOMEONE'S RELIGIOUS VIEWPOINT NEEDS TO BE PLACED AGAINST SOLID, VERIFIABLE SCIENTIFIC FACTS. RELIGION DOES NOT BELONG IN THE SCHOOLS. THAT IS WHAT CHURCH/TEMPLE/MOSQUE/WHATEVER IS FOR.

      Are we clear?

      Oh, and as to kids being given the facts and allowed to make their own conclusions, then I'm presuming that teaching kids all about the birds and bees and how not to get pregnant through the use of condoms should be placed up against abstinence only curriculum, right?

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    10. Re:Sounds fine to me by KublaiKhan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about a research paper published in a respected, peer-reviewed scientific journal? That's the way new scientific ideas are usually presented to the world.

      I feel that I ought to warn you, the avenue of attack taken against this particular assertion is to claim that the peer review system is deeply flawed and just as dogmatic as any religion, in that 'controversial' ideas are always rejected.

      I recall that Ben Stein's got some kind of movie coming out arguing along those lines.

      O'course, trying to explain to these people that this is how science is supposed to *work*--that you're supposed to substantiate your controversial ideas before you put 'em out there--tends to cause 'em to ignore that argument and fall back on the "controversy" schtick.
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    11. Re:Sounds fine to me by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Informative

      >OK, now, prove to some fundamentalist teacher or other that it's not scientific, when they 'know' that it is.

      That's already been taken care of. The US Supreme Court settled that hash in Edwards v. Aguillard, 482 U.S. 578 (1987) in a 7-2 decision. This is just the latest round in election year grandstanding by fundie politicians. This will go nowhere, even in Florida.
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    12. Re:Sounds fine to me by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, there is good science to support ID also.

      No, there's not. "ID" boils down to "irreducible complexity," right? Okay, then: devise an experiment capable of proving or disproving whether the complexity is, in fact, actually irreducible or not.

      Can't do it, can you? Guess what: that's because it's not possible to devise such an experiment. And because of that, the whole thing is not scientific!

      In case you don't understand, let me explain again a slightly different way: the "good science" you cite talks about how there's a "gap" between the complexity observed in non-biological processes and the complexity of living organisms. That gap is due to the fact* that no evidence has been found for the existence of "pseudo-biological" (my term) processes that would fill it. So far, so good. But here's where "ID" goes off track: it assumes that, because no evidence has been found, that no evidence could ever be found. In other words, it presumes that it is impossible for such evidence to exist. This is not scientific! As they say on The Boondocks, "the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence." You can't scientifically prove that something can't exist merely by noting that it hasn't been proven that it does exist; you can't prove a negative.

      But hey, it's not so bad (from your perspective): by exactly the same reasoning, science can never disprove the existence of a deity (or anything else "supernatural," for that matter). After all, supernatural stuff exists outside of science by definition, in exactly the same way "ID" does. Not only that, but for all we know, you religious folks might even be right! It just can't be proven, either way.

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    13. Re:Sounds fine to me by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didn't actually RTFA or anything, but... I just can't see why, from the info in the summary, anyone thinks that this legalizes teaching ID or creationism. Well, (A) this is Florida and (B)* you have to think of how someone would try to abuse a literal reading of the proposed law.

      Once you RTFA, it's obvious that the intent of the bill writer, a pro-ID think tank called the Discovery Institute, is to allow for the teaching of non-evolution 'theories'.

      *You should do this with every law
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    14. Re:Sounds fine to me by Ardaen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We are not limitless beings. We cannot hear every side, we cannot consider every possibility. This is the reason the schools try to only teach well proven ideas. That is part of the reason slashdot has a moderation system.

      Evolution is a scientific theory, as such it is not perfect. Every theory, even the ones that gain 'scientific law' standing will likely have holes in them. Science is not an end all answer to everything. Its a method to prove and further our current understanding.

      ID may or may not be ultimately correct, but that doesn't make it science. Its difficult to prove or disprove, you can wrap it in layers of reasoning but the basic problem is still there, even if a bit obscured. Since it cannot currently be proven or falsified, or even shown to be falsifiable, why should it get any time in science class? Philosophy or religion classes maybe, but not science class.

    15. Re:Sounds fine to me by Telvin_3d · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is reproducible. It gets reproduced constantly in both controlled and natural conditions. Evolution is not a result, it is a process. The process of evolution is easy to document in single celled organisms in almost real-time. It can be followed in plant breeding over longer periods and there are many, many long term mammal and avian breeding experiments (aka domesticated animals) that have tracked the process over the course of thousands of years. The experiments have been run and the process is observable and documented and reproducible.

    16. Re:Sounds fine to me by Weird_one · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, you (like most of the populace) fail to grasp the definition of science.

      What you describe is not science but experiment. And as I seriously doubt that it would be possible for any intelligent species to conduct any experiment that last over a 1000 years (unless individuals of said species live for significantly long lifespans to reduce the number of interim generations to a manageable number). This is not a possible experiment.

      However we've done multiple experiments with worms, fruit flies and bacteria (aka. lesser species) that not only display evolution, but show speciation (cite: http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-speciation.html). So evolution is a fact, unless you contend that humans are not governed by the biological rules affecting all other known lifeforms. The only scientific argument left involves the process of speciation, primarily the theoretical aspects.

      Science is not experiment. Science is the process we use to understand how the universe works (why is left to the theologians). Science is looking at observable phenomenon, and then making our best guess as to how it happened, then looking at more phenomena, running some experiments implied by our guess and seeing if we're wrong. We can never truly know if we are right, just that we are not wrong. (weird, huh?)

      Anyway, I admire your faith. Just not your reasoning.

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    17. Re:Sounds fine to me by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So in order to prove that evolution is scientific, you must reproduce the entire chain from the beginning to the end.

      That's not correct, for several reasons.

      First, there is a difference between proven and provable. "Provable" means that, given sufficient data (which could exist, but is not required to), the theory could be proven if the data were applied to it. "Proven" means that the theory in question is not only provable but also that the required data actually does exist, has been found, and has been applied to the theory. To be scientific, a thing has to be provable but not necessarily proven.

      Second, extrapolation is a valid and integral part of science. Otherwise, the scientific method makes no sense: what's the point of forming a hypothesis when the rules of cause and effect don't apply? Or in other words, scientists don't have to prove each and every link in the evolutionary chain from microbes to humans to prove that evolution is a viable concept; they only have to prove any single link (or perhaps, few links) to do that. Then they can extrapolate the rest.

      Third, evolution has been proven on the limited basis I just described. Speciation has been observed among bacterial populations in labs, DNA testing works (and could only do so if evolutionary theory were correct), etc.

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    18. Re:Sounds fine to me by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the teachers are doing their job, then they are already teaching the scientific process, which by its vary nature teaches one to question and improve our theories. And this bill allows teachers to do that. Why is it such a bad idea?

      Allowing the teachers to teach anything they feel like without being answerable to anyone is just a recipe for disaster. That is NOT what this bill does. And I agree with you here.

      As much as I would like to think that left to their own devices they would do a good job, prior evidence seems to contradict that. We have academic standards for a reason, and, at least in the scientific field that means teaching the currently most accepted theory, and where credible alternatives exist at least mentioning them. ID however is not a credible alternative to evolution, and at its core requires the existence of a supernatural being which is clearly the province of religion, not science. You would after all not want the science teachers teaching students theories on how to detect ghosts, or organizing field trips to local "haunted" locations. Yes such an activity might be educational (if for no other reason than to teach them how to debunk certain theories), but given the limited time available to teach them, and the broad body of well established and tested theories, there is simply not enough time to properly cover all the respected theories even without requiring (or allowing) the teaching of less well founded theories. One of the best science teachers I had gave the class and experiment to determine if salt water boiled faster than distilled water. Half the class got salt water and the other half used fresh. We all grabbed our stop watches and took to our burners and timed how long it took for the water to boil and compared our results. We all got different answers. The point of the lesson was not to determine whether salt water boiled faster, but to show us that the experiment was flawed. What made the difference was the burner itself and that our method of determining which boiled faster was flawed. She taught the entire class a lesson we will never forget and she did not tell us a single thing.

      The teacher could ask "is evolution fact?" and then say "prove it". It's not really the answer you come up with in this case, but if you applied the scientific method to get there. If you can teach the students to think, they will come up with the correct conclusion on their own.

      I'm not saying we should be teaching ID, or religion in any shape or form. This bill simply allows teachers to question the validity of evolution and challenge the students to think about it rather than memorize data. Isn't that a good thing?

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    19. Re:Sounds fine to me by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 2, Funny

      As my ID pushing narrow minded coworker said: "The Bible IS science."
      So your co-worker claims that any part of The Bible which conflicts with observable evidence can be rejected?
    20. Re:Sounds fine to me by Steve525 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Never teach students WHAT to think. Teach them HOW to think.

      Be careful what you ask for. I think this is a great idea. First we teach students about problem solving, deduction, and, yes, scientific method. Then we give them two examples theories, and ask them which one is scientific.

      1) A theory that...
      a) was deduced using the available evidence at the time.
      b) makes predictions that almost always turn out to be true.
      c) on the occasion that the predictions are not 100% correct, refinements are made (unless the theory can not be refined to include the new evidence - in which case it is thrown out).
      d) We go back to step b) and continue to make predictions and test the theory

      or
      2) A theory that...
      a) uses a construct to handle unanswered questions in an earlier theory
      b) this construct can never be used to make predictions
      c) this construct can never be proven or disproven

      furthermore...
      I don't expect teacher's to teach the Aboriginal ideas of creation.
      Why not? One religion's ideas of creation isn't any worse then anyone else's. The only reason ID doesn't seem as crazy as the Aboriginal ideas of creation is because ID stands on the evidence of evolution.

      This is a story that gets repeated time and time again throughout history. Facts are taken in. (Stars are up in the sky). We don't have a scientific explanation for it, yet, so we turn to the supernatural. (The stars are the Gods - or put there by God). Eventually we learn, and we have more facts, and we realize, "hey, it wasn't God, after all". But as our knowledge isn't limitless, there's always going to be some things we don't know. It seems to be human nature to try to fill in our knowledge gaps with supernatural explanations, but it's never turned out to be correct in the past.

      I generally agree with your statement that we shouldn't tie teacher's hands. We should allow them to teach things that aren't necessarily going to be on the curriculum. However, because of the separation of church and state, religion in a public school is a special circumstance. Any curriculum that teaches religion as truth, or even a possible truth is a bad idea. And make mistake about it, ID is most definitely teaching religion as a possible truth.

    21. Re:Sounds fine to me by Alsee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      please provide the specific evidence, beyond a reasonable doubt, that shows this variation yields new species

      The Foraminifera continuous complete fossil record.

      Case closed. Evolution wins, denialists are merely ill informed, and they simply and incorrectly assume that the vast body of science backing up evolution doesn't exist.

      as it kills off the previous species.

      GAH! Your highschool science teacher should be SHOT for letting you graduate with with a complete lack of understanding of the subject. If you want to learn how evolution evolution creates new species and how it does not "kill off the previous species", look up Ring Species. Ring Species make it a blatantly obvious fact that evolution can and does produce speciation, and how you wind up with two "child" species were all members of the "parent species" simply died of old age.

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  3. BAD idea. by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While teachers should be allowed to teach what they please, they should not be allowed to impress their beliefs on others.
    Teachers need to stick to a standardized curriculum, and if they disagree with evolution, they should simply SAY so when teaching it - teachers could say "This is NOT what I think happened, but there are a lot of people that DO think this way".

    Teach the information, NOT beliefs - I want the state OUT of my bedroom, and separate from religion!

    1. Re:BAD idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I want the state OUT of my bedroom

      Uh...you consider K-12 classrooms your bedroom?

      Maybe you shoulda posted that as AC...

    2. Re:BAD idea. by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's crap. A teacher is in a position of authority and in a science class, science needs to be taught.
      Evolution is how science explains observations, and until someone come along with a different theory with falsifiable tests and makes prediction, evolution best explains the observations.

      That's it. Very simple. It's not about religion, it's not about thinking this is some sort of 'anti-belief' movement. Most people who ACTUALLY study the bible and it's history agree. The creation myths in the bible are parables. Pretty good ones, I must say.

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    3. Re:BAD idea. by bunratty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The way to challenge an accepted scientific theory is not to "critique" it. The way is to come up with alternative theories that make testable predictions, and then use the predictions to falsify the incorrect theories. What predictions does the "theory" of ID make, and how do we test them?

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    4. Re:BAD idea. by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's okay he's a Catholic Priest.

    5. Re:BAD idea. by eaolson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What the real problem is is that the fundamental Atheists has successfully used scare tactics and FUD to get parents to believe that *teaching* about religion is the same as *preaching* religion and it's time people wake up to this tactic.

      Actually, no. Speaking on behalf of all fundamentalist atheists everywhere, we have no problem with teaching about religion. Personally, I don't see how it would be possible to even have a significant understanding of most of Western literature (e.g., Shakespeare) without some understanding of the Bible.

      The real problem is that the fundamentalist Christians don't want students learning about religion. They want teachers to be able to witness to students about Jesus. They're not interested in an intellectual discussion or about exposure to different ideas.
  4. political evolution by thoughtlover · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Concepts like Senator Storms should make her a dinosaur, but have seemingly allowed her to evolve and keep a job in politics.

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  5. Thank Heavens for that by krog · · Score: 4, Funny

    God willing, math teachers will be the next to be freed from the chains of having to teach facts in school.

  6. retarded by grub · · Score: 3, Insightful


    They aren't thinking of the students if they teach fairy tales. Any teacher outside of a Sunday school teaching mysticism should have their teaching papers revoked.

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  7. Here comes the FSM by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Proponents of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will now be able to teach their viewpoint and will flock to Florida. Yeah!

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  8. I Have Been Touched By His Noodly Appendage by ZipK · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally we'll be able to teach Pastafarianism in public schools! www.venganza.org

  9. science? by jmnormand · · Score: 4, Insightful

    so at what point do we stop letting english and business majors decide what science teacher should be able to teach?

  10. Re:Weep for our republic, fear for our children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    How come every time I read some news like this I start to hear "Dueling Bangos" playing?

    How about a law that says that if I don't believe pot causes health problems I can choose to smoke it legally?

  11. Re:science teachers != scientists by Macblaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems worse than that. The language is "every teacher", not "every science teacher". The high school biology teacher may be teaching evolution, but the music teacher is trying to throw some intelligent design at the kids. (Again, ID != science)

  12. Re:Contradict a Theory? by nuzak · · Score: 3, Informative

    What the sam hell are you blathering about? We didn't evolve from modern monkeys.

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  13. Under Who's Watch? by Bananatree3 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The Intelligent Design crowd has pushed "scientific" evidence that is in their favor. Under what jurisdiction would the "scientific" basis fall? Would it be the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS?) The School District's "science" advisor? The teachers themselves?

    Without a concrete definition of whose "science" you are using, any teacher could find some half-baked textbook that proclaims to be scientific and tell the School Administrators they're teaching true "scientific" information.

    1. Re:Under Who's Watch? by Hatta · · Score: 4, Informative

      Without a concrete definition of whose "science" you are using, any teacher could find some half-baked textbook that proclaims to be scientific and tell the School Administrators they're teaching true "scientific" information.

      There's a simple, unambiguous test anyone can apply to objectively determine whether a theory is scientific. That is: is the theory falsifiable? Does the theory make predictions that could potentially be proven wrong by evidence? Intelligent Design fails this test.

      So if you have kids, and they are taught intelligent design in this school system, then sue. You'll win. Every time a judge has heard the issue, he's ruled that intelligent design is not science. Because it's not, and it's easy for anyone impartial to see that.

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    2. Re:Under Who's Watch? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 4, Informative

      The courts have clearly stated that ID is not scientific.

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    3. Re:Under Who's Watch? by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apparently every court in the US is going to have to deal with this one. Creationism (and ID is simply a diluted almost claimless variant of that) has failed every time it's been taken to court. What it does do is waste millions of dollars in taxpayer money.

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    4. Re:Under Who's Watch? by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't disprove intelligent design. It proves that intelligent design is unscientific. Unscientific beliefs could be correct, we have no way of knowing. But the point is, that since this bill would only allow teaching of the full range of scientific criticisms, that intelligent design is not included in that.

      If a human foot print is found next to a fossilized dinosaur bone, would that not prove that Evolution is wrong?

      Right, now come up with an example for intelligent design. You can't, no matter what you observe you can explain it by saying God designed it that way.

      The thing is, you either BELIEVE that God created everything or you BELIEVE that evolution is the reason we are here or you BELIEVE something else. There is no way to truly scientifically prove how things began. Both intelligent design and evolution are religions.

      As the great prophet Groucho Marx once said, "who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?" Evolution is confirmed by masses of predictions that have turned out to be true (i.e. evidence), intelligent design has none.

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    5. Re:Under Who's Watch? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Informative

      hehehe.

      Okay... I'll bite.

      Evolution is not the reason we are here.

      That is ambigenisis.

      Evolution is an observed process (including the development of new species of insects in the last 100 years).
      Evolution is driven by random mutations (observed), natural selection (observed), sexual selection (observed) and other selection pressures. A good example for you would be this: Catholics have a strong pressure to produce lots of children from people who find it easy to believe in god.

      Over time, more of the population is likely to believe in god because of this group. A lot of atheists tend to produce less or no children. So, over time, they will become a smaller part of the population. After as little as 500 years, you might have a population mostly made of followers of belief systems that promote having lots of kids.

      Now that atheist types and homosexual types are not forced to hide (by fear of death) among the religious population and procreate, over time, they are likely to become less common.

      The reason I BELIEVE in evolution is that by the scientific method, it is based on hard facts. Theories based on those facts have been used to predict unknown things. When observed and measured, those unknown things turned out to follow the prediction of the theories (most recently genetic frequencies and the morphology of that fossil up in canada).

      On the other hand...

      I hope we can both agree- God can't be measured. Science does not say he exists or not. Science is based on measurable reality. Hot, Cold, Light, Dark, Hard, Soft, Acid, Akaline. God is none of these things.

      The only reason science (and evolution) bothers you is that when we get around to measuring things, the hard, cold facts contradict a few chapters of your religious books. And you are willing to lie to try and protect those chapters. You are willing to pass laws that pi is 3.0 instead of 3.1415 because of a biblical verse. You are willing to kill people because of a biblical verse. You are willing to behave extremely immorally in order to protect your religious verses. To me that says more about your faith in your version of god (who should not be threatened by facts).

      A final fact... there are something like 1,000 religions-- at least 10 have over 100 million followers. Most of these religions are incompatible with each other. Yet each religion has many followers with strong faith (strong enough to die for, to lie for, to forgo sex for) and how the hell can any of us choose which of those faiths might be the right one?

      Let's keep schools for *facts*. And the theory of evolution is just as much a fact these days as the theory of gravity is.

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    6. Re:Under Who's Watch? by NMerriam · · Score: 5, Informative

      I agree that is how to test weather something is scientific or not. However in what way does that disprove Intelligent Design?


      It doesn't -- ID isn't disprovable, precisely because it isn't scientific. ID says "God did it". That's not of much use in a science class, because there's nothing scientific you can learn from that statement.

      If a human foot print is found next to a fossilized dinosaur bone, would that not prove that Evolution is wrong?


      No, evolution says nothing about dinosaurs and humans being unable to live at the same time. We're from two completely different evolutionary trees -- reptiles and mammals. Geologists and paleontologists would be pretty shocked if such a thing were to be found, but evolution wouldn't be affected in any significant way.

      There are, indeed, numerous things that COULD be found or occur that would disprove evolution, yet none of those things ever has. The fact that such things are able to be spelled out ahead of time, and then tested, is precisely what makes evolution science, and ID not science.

      The thing is, you either BELIEVE that God created everything or you BELIEVE that evolution is the reason we are here or you BELIEVE something else. There is no way to truly scientifically prove how things began. Both intelligent design and evolution are religions.


      Evolution has nothing to say about the reasons we are here or how things began. It is not a religion, and requires no faith. You can be a staunch creationist opposed to evolution and you will get the exact same experimental results with DNA manipulation, genome sequencing, carbon dating, and fruit fly reproduction, as a fervent believer in evolution. Predictable, repeatable results independent of the experimenter are the hallmark of real science -- evolution has many, and ID has none.
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    7. Re:Under Who's Watch? by blueskies · · Score: 2, Informative

      However, the theory of evolution is just that, a theory. It is not proven.
      I hope you enjoyed homeschooling. Welcome to the real world. Maybe you should put the bible down and learn about science just a little before spouting things you don't know the least about. Start by trying to understand what a scientific theory is. By agreeing that it is a theory means that you are agreeing with evolutionists.

      Theories ARE the highest truth in science. I wouldn't be so short with you, but you must be trying to be ignorant about basic science.
    8. Re:Under Who's Watch? by pangloss · · Score: 4, Informative

      If a human foot print is found next to a fossilized dinosaur bone, would that not prove that Evolution is wrong?

      No, evolution says nothing about dinosaurs and humans being unable to live at the same time. [...] Geologists and paleontologists would be pretty shocked if such a thing were to be found, but evolution wouldn't be affected in any significant way. Richard Dawkins writes: "If a single, well-verified mammal skull were to turn up in 500-million year-old rocks, our whole modern theory of evolution would be utterly destroyed" [The Blind Watchmaker, 3rd ed., p. 320]. J. B. S. Haldane also said that "Fossil rabbits in the Precambrian" would constitute evidence that might contradict evolution.
    9. Re:Under Who's Watch? by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here your conflating the concepts of biogenesis (how life started) with evolution (how speciation occurred). Evolution as a theory is as well supported as any in science, but it doesn't address the origin of life itself specifically.

      Biogenesis itself is a historical event and thus hard to treat scientifically. Even if you could recreate life in a test tube, that's not proof that it happened that way. So you're right, biogenesis will always be somewhat a matter of faith.

      Which isn't to say we don't have plausible explanations for it, it's just not possible to directly confirm them by experiment. Our understanding of statistical mechanics makes it clear that an evolution like process could act on large populations of random polymers to favor those who self replicate.

      So to conclude, you can either choose to believe that biogenesis occurred through natural processes well modeled by statistical mechanics, or that an invisible sky wizard wished us all into existence. There's no real way to prove which happened, but the reasonable choice is clear.

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    10. Re:Under Who's Watch? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yet it all comes together, and every prophecy has come true.... No, it doesn't and no, they haven't. Nostradamus has prophecies people claim have come true, for some value of "true" and "prophecies". I will make a prediction right now, and it will absolutely come true. Am I god?

      There will come, from the east, a leader who shall upend the order of things and bring about a great change on the world's stage. This leader shall be a purveyor of lies but will lead his faithful to true power and his enemies the world over shall plot his death. This leader will die with the sky in his eyes and God shall smite his seeds from the Earth near his passing.

      Now, let's come back in 100 years. I promise you I would, were I alive, be able to finagle this into some real world historical event. In 500 years, without a doubt. Really, prophecies are only there for stupid people.

    11. Re:Under Who's Watch? by Jardine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Richard Dawkins writes: "If a single, well-verified mammal skull were to turn up in 500-million year-old rocks, our whole modern theory of evolution would be utterly destroyed" [The Blind Watchmaker, 3rd ed., p. 320]. J. B. S. Haldane also said that "Fossil rabbits in the Precambrian" would constitute evidence that might contradict evolution.

      Dinosaurs didn't appear until about 230 million years ago. Mammals were about 200 million years ago. Reptiles didn't show up until about 300 million years ago. So yeah, a 500 million year old mammal skull would be damned interesting since we haven't found any land plants for them to eat (assuming this is a land mammal). The Precambrian is even farther back. 542 million years ago according to Wikipedia.

  14. Re:Contradict a Theory? by bckrispi · · Score: 3, Funny

    ^ Mod -10,000,000: dumbshit.

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  15. here we go again by Protonk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Creationism wrapped up in the guise of scientific knowledge and academic freedom. This is an OBVIOUS effort by members of the FL legislature to pander to religious groups. It just happens to be couched in an "academic freedom" argument. Don't buy it. It isn't value neutral and it isn't fair.

    Students already face an uphill battle in getting over unscientific hunches formed in childhood. Evolution, in its fullness, is a rejection of those hunches. This bill clouds the issue by allowing teachers to present a curriculum that plays to those hunches in order to serve as religious indoctrination. Think about some of the main "tenets" of ID: the notion that complexity cannot occur from iterated evaluations of simple rules--they claim things like the eye are "too complex" to have been formed via "random" mutation. This SOUNDS reasonable, until you realize that it is just a play on our intuition. It isn't true in the slightest. The same with the claim that animals or humans were elegantly designed. While there is what some scientists would call elegance in plenty of biological forms, their implementation shows signs of prior adaptations. It takes a lot of careful study to learn exactly how and why our endocrine system or our vascular system is imperfectly adapted let alone begin to think about how pregnancy is an imperfect adaptation. This is why ID is primed for the 8-12 crowd. Those critical thinking skill are just solidifying. There isn't a large movement to teach ID in colleges because the material would be rejected at greater rates.

    This is religious nonsense packages as science. Nothing more.

  16. Re:Contradict a Theory? by grub · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Modern primates, including humans, evolved from a common ancestor. That tired line "Why are there still monkeys?!" is just fucking retarded. Of course you're free to present any actual evidence supporting your position...

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  17. Why limit the freedom to science? by DM9290 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why should teachers be obligated to teach to a curriculum to all the other subjects but not science? I say let them teach math that contradicts mathematics, grammar that contradicts english, history revised to their personal taste, imaginary geography, using non standardized mapping systems, let them teach kids the wrong organs. For example if I believe people have 3 hearts, why shouldn't I be allowed to teach that? If some teacher thinks that the solar system rotates around the earth, or that the earth is flat, or that heavier objects fall faster, well whose to say they aren't allowed to teach that? Isn't the real purpose of having a teaching job to have a platform to spread your personal views to other peoples children?

    Why stop at the subject matter? If teachers think children learn best by playing outside all day long and having no homework, well aren't the teachers the ones who are supposed to know how beast to teach? That is their life long profession isn't it? Its not like we let the teachers dictate what the current state of scientific knowledge is... oh.. wait.. that is what this bill is about isn't it?

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  18. Re:Weep for our republic, fear for our children... by madseal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's curious how people can be so angry at this (which allows teachers to teach what every they want) because they can't be trusted. At the same time be angry with No Child Left Behind (which gave minimum standards for what teachers HAD to teach) because it doesn't give teachers flexibility. Sounds a bit hypocritical to me.

  19. Standards by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...to allow teachers the freedom to teach whatever they wish, even if it is in opposition to current standards.

    Then they're not standards anymore. That's why we have standards, so you can be guaranteed a certain level of uniformity and quality. If you don't have to follow standards then they become suggestions.

    I'd like to see these people eat a big pile of USDA Grade A beef - but with flexible standards that the stores are allowed to define as to what "USDA Grade A" actually means. Would you eat it? Hell no.

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  20. Re:Weep for our republic, fear for our children... by Butisol · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of Ms. Garrison "All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this..." "In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... ...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!"

  21. Re:Contradict a Theory? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Incorrect.

    Apes, monkeys, and humans all evolved from a common primate ancestor. Due to differing environments and differing pressures and selection criteria for said differing environments, the populations of primate ancestor-species evolved in separate directions.

    The 'missing' fossil evidence question is a red herring: every time a transitional fossil is found, the creationists say "OK, what came between that one and the next one?"--moving the goalposts, in other words. Archaeology is not geneology: you will not get a continual record of every generation back to when time began.

    In addition, fossils are not the only evidence. There are patterns of genetic structures, there are cases of comparative anatomy, there are multiple other lines of evidence to choose from.

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  22. Re:Contradict a Theory? by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Informative

    If I'm not mistaken, doesn't the existance of an intermediate life form (monkeys) show that "natural" selection lost, as we now have humans (selected appearantly) and monkeys together (the life form that "lost").

    Well, you are mistaken.

    Here's a hint: if evolution really predicted that every time a speciation event occurred there would be a "loser" species that would go extinct, then it would predict that there would be exactly one species of organism on the entire planet. Obviously then, either evolution is absolutely ridiculous (since there is obviously more than one species in existence) or you don't understand it. Which is more likely?

    Hint number two: both branches of a speciation event can "win" because they can fill different ecological niches. Monkeys lost out on the "high intelligence and tool-making" niche; humans lost out on the "living in tall trees" niche.

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  23. Let's see how well it protects... by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...teachers who elect to teach their students scientific material about homosexuality or birth control.

    Or does the bill only protect the "freedom" to teach material on certain selected sides of certain selected controversies?

  24. what would spaghetti monster do? by the_fat_kid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can hardly wait untill a teacher starts spreading the truth of the Giant Spaghetti Monster.
    I bet that goes over real well.

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  25. Re:Contradicts herself by paiute · · Score: 2

    The end game:

    Supreme Court Justice: You assert that this bill has no religious mandate?
    Laywer for the State of Florida: Yes, we do. It's all about good science teaching.
    SCJ: Then why is the bill about biological evolution specifically? Why not allow the alternate teaching of mathematical theories?
    LftSoF: er um er...
    SCJ: Yeah, that's what we thought.

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  26. Yes! by ADRA · · Score: 4, Funny

    The flying spaghetti monster has always sought to be taught in Florida classrooms, and thanks to some foresight by genius politicians, he can!

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  27. No. by BalorTFL · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not even sure where to start with this (very much mistaken) post, but I'd suggest you read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_selection, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_primate_and_hominin_fossils to get a grasp on the concepts being discussed and get back to us. Setting aside the religious zealots who cannot be easily convinced to reason logically, I think the real reason that the Young-Earth Creationist mythos has persisted, particularly in the US, is that far too few people are informed on the issues. The current theory of evolution is the dominant scientific model precisely because it fits so very well with observations in many different areas, including fossil records, experiments with single-celled life in laboratories, and in some cases, in a manner visible in more advanced species within a single human lifetime (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppered_moth). While there may still be some undiscovered evidence that will require further adjustment of current evolutionary theory, the survival of monkeys is certainly not it. Do your part in the fight against ignorance and the pseudo-scientific dogma of ID, and educate yourself on the issues.

  28. Doonsbury had the right idea by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doctor: Before I give you this injection, I have to ask you an important question: do you believe in evolution?

    Patient: Of course, not! Why do you ask?

    Doctor: You see, I have this flu shot here. If you believe in evolution, you will accept that the flu bug is constantly changing and evolving, thus your immune system will not recognize it and you'll come down with the flu. With this shot, your immune system will be up to date on the latest strain.

    Patient: And if I don't believe in evolution?

    Doctor: You've already had the flu once, therefore you'll never catch it again.

    Patient: But that's not...that's not...true?

    Doctor: As a liberal and scientist, I would never want to force another person to accept my own views and beliefs, even if they happen to be manifestly correct.

    Or to put it another way:

    adventurer #1: I do not believe there is a bear in that cave.
    [mauling, violence, blood]
    adventurer #2: So you say. But your disbelief seems not to have dissuaded the bear.

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    1. Re:Doonsbury had the right idea by iONiUM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, which always cracks me up. How could someone believe in one and not the other? Either way, I get a laugh, which is good for me.

    2. Re:Doonsbury had the right idea by chooks · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'd hesitate to call clinical doctors scientists

      Well let's see, a patient comes in with a complaint. The doctor forms a hypothesis as to what is causing the problem(s) based on the available data (presenting signs, symptoms, epidemiology, etc..). He/she then orders tests or medication to gather additional data to support or refute the hypothesis. Based on the data from the tests, he/she either forms a new/better hypothesis, or arrives at a probable diagnosis.

      Yeah -- I guess you're right. That doesn't sound very scientific-methody at all~.

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  29. Here's some evidence for you. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 4, Informative
    Regarding the transition from apelike ancestors to the current varieties of primates, it's a lot more than theoretical. For example, if humans were created separately from chimpanzees, how come we share at least six endogenous retroviruses in the same places in our genomes, and no other primates have those retroviruses there?

    And as to transitional fossils - here's my favorite, one you can even partially test on your own body. Lay your fingers on the side of your jaw. Now, trace along the edge up to the very top of the jawbone. Notice how close your fingers are to your ear canal. Inside the inner ear are three bones, the ossicles: malleus, incus, and stapes. They are carefully arranged to transfer sound energy from the eardrum to the cochlea as efficiently as possible. How could such an amazing mechanism arise? (One that's been cited, even, as 'irreducibly complex' - just Google around a bit.)

    It turns out that a classification of dinosaur called the therapsids had two jaw joints. The therapsids are known (by several independent lines of evidence) to be ancestral to modern mammals... and we have a basically complete fossil record of the gradual transition of one of those jaw joints into the modern bones of the inner ear. Fossils representing over 11 separate stages have been found. Note that intermediate steps were all advantageous, though not as efficient or optimized. Some transitional forms did help amplify sound energy but didn't work while the animal was chewing. We still have problems with that under some circumstances (try to listen to someone while eating celery) but the separation is far more developed now.

    Common descent explains this, and many other similar things, handily. I'm still waiting on creationist explanations. Can you point me to one?

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  30. Re:Science != Teleology by Dmala · · Score: 5, Informative

    What I can't understand is how this is even a debate for public schools. I went to a Catholic school through junior high and there wasn't even a discussion about this. We were taught about evolution in science class, *and* in religion class we were taught that the creation stories were not meant to be taken literally.

  31. Re:Contradict a Theory? Hardly. by turkeyfish · · Score: 2, Informative

    No not at all. You could go so far as to say this, but you would be WRONG, just like teaching ID in a science class room. You could do it, but it wouldn't be science, nor would it make it true.

    There is no contradiction simply because relatively primitive forms may still exist in nature.

    Also, note that monkeys are not "intermediate life forms". They are valid scientific taxa that have a biology, just like (remarkably like in many respects) you or I and represent a different lineage of primates, albeit related to our own. While unlike us, they do show a variety of traits that were likely present in our most recent common ancestor that we no longer prossess due to evolution that has taken place among the hominid linneage of primates (ie extensive hair over their entire bodies and more strongly ridged brows, "knucle-walking", prehensile tails, at least in New World monkeys etc.), they have subsequently evolved in other ways that would differentiate them from our most recent common ancestor, just as we have done with respect to other characteristics (larger frontal cortex, more upright gait, development of language and tool use, like chimps and gorillas, etc).

    Those who would advocate non-science instruction in our class rooms are advocating putting US students at a disadvantage to Russian and Chinese students, who are not taught non-scientific, dogma as a substitute for science. In a sense they are a bit like terrorists, trying to undermine what actually makes America strong, the search for the truth. It would be better if they simply took the commandment "Thou shall not bear false witness" to heart, instead of ignoring it.

    If they REALLY want to seek the truth, they might also want to reflect on why they look a lot like their parents (at all levels of organization, even at the level of their DNA), and why their parents were a lot like their grandparents, and .... why their anscestors looked a lot like the ancestors of other apes.

    However, if I had to guess, they won't as the "leaders" of the religious community pushing this "alternate science" nonsense really hate to see their business model tampered with. For them its monkey (ape) see monkey (ape) do (put money in the collection plate), other monkeys (ape) put money in the collection plate and with a little kick-back to the political monkeys (apes) they keep their business model alive (and tax-exempt), of course at the expense of scientific truth, if necessary. It is no wonder that commandment about "thou shall not bearing false witness" is about as popular today as the Gospel according to Judas. Their religion has simply evolved to keep the business model alive; not to provide any semblance of the truth!

  32. First Amendment? by pak9rabid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, um...how does this comply with separation of church and state?

  33. by Contradiction by Kryptic+Knight · · Score: 2, Interesting


    to the ID mob I give you .. "the platypus".

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

    Go explain that one with ID.

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    1. Re:by Contradiction by Keyslapper · · Score: 2, Funny

      to the ID mob I give you .. "the platypus".

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

      Go explain that one with ID. God + Wacky Tobaccy = Platypus ...

      The new math ...

      Doh! more karma up in smoke.
  34. If they are scientific theories... by Kaptain+Kruton · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If the students in public school science classes are taught alternatives to evolution, then I have no problem--provided they are scientific theories that have evidence to back them. By presenting different ideas, people will challenge and test the theories. Scientific progress is made by creating ideas and theories and either proving/disproving the ideas. However, the theories taught must be truly scientific theories and not ideas such as Intelligent Design, which is little more than people stating ideas related to creationism in a manner that is meant to sound scientific.

    The article has a quote:

    On the day the state board voted, Stemberger called adding the phrase "scientific theory" a "meaningless and impotent change." I disagree with that statement. That phrase could actually prove useful to those challenging unscientific ideas being taught in science classes. If the law states that they can teach scientific theories, then those challenging what is being taught can simply ask, "what scientific evidence exists to support the idea? Can we use the scientific method to test it?"
  35. Re:Science != Teleology by meshmaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's true. Catholics do belive in evolution, and all science since science gives us proof of God's greatness. It's the Baptists that don't believe in evolution and shootoff other Christian religions that is the issue. Those literalists don't really understand or care to understand the real meaning of the Bible. They don't see that there can be more than one side to a story and that the Bible has much evidence of this.

  36. Falsification not always a criterion for science by langelgjm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a simple, unambiguous test anyone can apply to objectively determine whether a theory is scientific. That is: is the theory falsifiable? Does the theory make predictions that could potentially be proven wrong by evidence? Intelligent Design fails this test.

    Not to rain on your parade, but while ID in general does fail the test of falsifiability, your assertion that you can objectively determine if a theory is scientific by determining if it is falsifiable isn't in line with the ideas of many modern philosophers of science. It's mainly Karl Popper's idea, who rejected inductive reasoning (which is a hallmark of scientific thinking).

    I'm no philosopher, so I might be doing a poor job of explaining this, but it might be worth to take a look at the Wikipedia article on falsification.

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  37. Dear America by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The rest of the world doesn't care that you're stupiding up your children. It just makes it easier for us to crush you scientifically. Trust me when I say that the increasingly low standards for your science education just make us feel like there are more opportunities for us. I'm sure the Chinese, Japanese and Indians feel the same. The less you know, the easier it makes it for the rest of us to make stuff and sell it to you.

    Thanks,

    The Rest of the World (specifically those of us teaching our children proper scientific theory)

  38. A Win for Flying Spaghetti Monster Worshipers!! by erroneus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't tell you what a progressive move this is for supporters of the movement for the recognition of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a religion! And if this bill passes, it will open the door for its truth to be taught in schools!

    Please write your representatives to THANK them for opening the door for this wonderful moment in history!

  39. Re:Good point... by Yunzil · · Score: 4, Informative

    Let's not forget that Evolution, especially with respect to the origin of species, also fails this test.

    Nope. We've seen speciation occur.

  40. Re:Theory by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What your post is evidence of is your personal ignorance and your belief that you're own incredulity amounts to a legitimate criticism. Even if evolution is false, it doesn't give license to declare "high intelligence". Tell me, what is so intelligent about the human knee or the human spine or the vertebrate eye? For goodness sakes, our bloody spine is quadriped structure partially realigned for bipedal motion. It's a perfect example of an evolutionary process, and if it was designed by some intelligence, that intelligence was either a retard or malignant monster, judging by the number of people with back problems.

    Evolution predicts we will find transitional forms in the fossil record. Fortunately, over the last four or five decades we have found a way to compliment that line of evidence; and that's the molecular record. Go look up the twin-nested hierarchy and then get back to us.

    And common sense may actually be the absolute worst way to determine truth. Common sense is nothing more than a euphemism for cultural prejudices, and science centuries ago started ignoring it as a means of determining how the world works.

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  41. Think first, complain second by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where does that say anything about a school board?

    It doesn't. And it doesn't have to, either. Why? Because complaints would be generated about any teacher trying to teach "ID" on the grounds that it wouldn't be protected by that "affirmative right" (since it's not scientific), and those complaints would work their way up the school administrative hierarchy to the school board (and probably beyond it, to the courts).

    In other words, even if you can't challenge the teacher on the basis of whether he has a right to teach a "full range" of scientific information, you can still challenge him on the basis of whether the information he's teaching is actually within that range.

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  42. Re:Contradict a Theory? by Peaker · · Score: 3, Informative

    Evolution does not explain where life came from, but where species came from ("The origin of species").

    The origin of the first life (or the first self-duplicating organism) is a separate matter not covered by evolution.

    Evolution is anything but religion.

    The word Evolution really refers to an "algorithm":
        Duplicate the organism accurately, but not completely accurately.
        Apply some sort of non-random selection on the result of the duplication.
        Optionally mix features from multiple organisms to share evolutionary results and speed up evolution greatly.

    This algorithm works, which means that whenever you have something that duplicates almost accurately, and selection applies, you will inevitably get incremental changes towards the selected traits.
    Since life on Earth obviously has these features, evolution is inevitable.

    As for the question of whether evolution (The "Theory of Evolution") explains the past and the origins of species we can see now, my take is that given that it is obvious that evolution is inevitable, and that it can explain the formation of species and the features we see around us, its quite obviously the response fitting of occam's razor.

    On top of that, we have huge amounts of evidence piled up. In my opinion, the obviousness of the inevitablity of evolution (given the duplication and selection that exist) is already enough to make evolution a default answer.

  43. Re:Contradict a Theory? by The_reformant · · Score: 2, Funny

    So say you ground-dweller, plus the wi-fi extends for 1.6km up here.

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  44. Re:Yes, you are by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of my problems with the Science vs Biblical-Literalism debate is posts like this: anyone who is misguided is immediately suspected of being some crazy fundamentalist loon and the enemy of reason.

    You can't start a productive debate by suggesting that your opponent is inherently stupid/ignorant/bigotted.

    If you respond in an informed scientific way, anyone open to hearing a rational argument will respond well to you. If, on the other hand, you respond in a way that suggest science isn't for religious people, you actively encourage them to reject scientific thinking.

    This polarises the debate -- meaning that it drives moderates to become extremists.

    You may think you are promoting science, but you are actually promoting the rejection of science.

    With friends like you, does science need enemies.

    HAL.

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  45. Re:Only good point about teaching 'creationism' by B5_geek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hate to burst you bubble, but the "bible-belt" reaches much farther north then you think.

    I am a Semi-Truck driver, and I live in Ontario, Canada. I routinely drive through Michigan and goto Ohio, Illinois, Missouri, Kentucky, and Indiana. While driving through these 'Northern' States I often experience first-hand the gross ignorance that has a strangle-hold on these 'unwashed-masses'.
              -try scanning your radio and listen to all the church stations that exist. They easily outnumber normal 'music' stations by 4:1.
              -fear mongering and hate speak that they allow on these 'Praise The Lord' bible stations is outrageous some times, and brings to mind Nazi propaganda.
              -speaking to 'The Average Joe' is scary too. From factory workers, office staff, to truck stop patrons (admittedly the lower rungs of the evolution ladder), I hear such ignorance to make my heart weep for humanity.

    Sample conversations:
    On politics; "Barack Obama, I can't vote for him, hes got a funny name."
    On science; "I can't wait for Global Warming, it's too cold here in the winter."

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  46. No by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Sun revolves around the shared center of gravity of CmdrTaco and CowboyNeal. :)

    *ducks*

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    1. Re:No by mattsucks · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gravity? There is no such thing as gravity, there is only the Theory of Intelligent Sticking Together.

  47. Re:Science != Teleology by dasbush · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Classic misunderstanding of the Catholic Church. We don't disagree with evolution. We say it is a theory, good science, and (most importantly) not contradictory to the faith.

    Basically, the Catholic Church says: Evolution is how God created, Bible is why.

    That said I think evolution is a much more beautiful thing than God just snapping His fingers and saying "BAM!"

  48. When did science become religion? by howardd21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Religion" has been regarded for centuries as unquestionable and authoritative. At what point did science merely replace that? When were we told that we cannot question assumptions made as part of scientific theory, and doesn't that reduce science to just another religion?

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  49. Re:Abolish public education by FunWithKnives · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What a great idea. And those perfectly intelligent children who are born into poor or working class families that cannot afford to attend an "Ivy League" elementary school, or even any school at all in a world of only private K-12 education? Let them all flip burgers and wait on the rest of us simply because their parents had to spend money keeping them alive and had nothing left to pay for a proper education, right?

    Class disparity is already a huge problem in the United States. What you are proposing would increase it even more so and result in millions of children being denied even an elementary education. You see no problem with that?

    We already have private schools for children of parents who can afford them and want to segregate their children from the rest of the population for whatever reason. Proposing to abolish public education because of an issue like this is throwing the baby out with the bathwater. Simply fix the issue. Proposing that we bulldoze the entire building because a few windows are broken is simply ignorant.

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  50. Re:actually, it doesn't matter. by haystor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sometimes they forget a moon and have to go back and get it. Notice that it never happens to Venus or Mercury.

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  51. Wrong by Lurker2288 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    See, you're confused. If science had replaced religion, we wouldn't have people arguing about intelligent design right now, because the reigning neo-Darwinist authorities would have burned them alive as heretics. Instead, IDers are free to conduct whatever research they want to try to support their claims--the fact that they've got no evidence whatsoever is not because some Darwinian Inquistion has suppressed it, but because their ideas are substantially without merit. NOTHING makes your name in science like overthrowing the prevailing wisdom (assuming you've got the data to back it up). Tell me, what part of the Bible, or Talmud, or Koran says, "all this is subject to revision on the basis of new findings." None, because they all purport to be the One Source of Universal Truth. This kind of arrogance is staggering--I don't think even the most unhinged scientist would claim a perfect understanding of anything in nature. Science may at times become dogmatic, but that's not a failure of the concept, it's a failure of the human beings employing it.

  52. Careful there by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You refer to the church, and I assume you mean roman catholics.

    Likewise, you say that there is not conflict between science and religion. That is positively false. It is the fact that so many idiots in evangelicals are trying to not just ignore science, but are trying to shut it down. They are CHOOSING to stop progress by preventing America from studying the basis of our world, and will just accept words from ppl like huckabee or W. That truly is scary, and bodes badly for us.

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    1. Re:Careful there by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you read my post? I stated that the Church's teaching (and yes, I am referring specifically, and only, to the Roman Catholic Church, as that was the context of the discussion about Catholic schools) is that there is no conflict. If you want to contradict me, find a Roman Catholic teaching issued recently that does so, don't pile up a strawman about evangelicals in the US.

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  53. Re:Burden of proof lies with Evolutionists by Fastolfe · · Score: 3, Informative

    Creationists need not prove anything scientifically as the Creation Story is a historical event and is not subject to the Scientific Method.

    So why are they trying to hard to put it in science classrooms? It sounds like we're in agreement: Creationism and its derivatives are not science.

    Evolution must be observable. The problem is that nobody has ever really observed it.

    It has been observed thousands of times. Bacteria, fruit flies, and other rapidly reproducing species are regularly evolved in laboratory settings to study, for example, antibiotic resistance. Evolution (as a fact, i.e., observed data) has been well-documented, along with other facts (observed data) including the fossil record. Any theory competing with the theory of evolution must necessarily explain all of these things at least as well as evolution does.

    (Please note that I am using "evolution" in two contexts: as an observed fact, and as a theory. If this confuses you, please read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_as_theory_and_fact.)

    By "Evolution", I mean this: when any species spontaneously produces a completely new type of species which did not exist before.

    Except this isn't evolution. The word "species" is a human invention. We define it arbitrarily to mean a population that does not breed with another population. There are many reasons this could happen, and given enough time, it's a statistical certainty that each population will develop changes to its genes to make it incompatible with the other. There is no "instant" where this happens. No big clap of thunder and a proclamation from above that some new baby animal is now a new species. The fact that you're even suggesting this is necessary suggests you have a woefully incomplete understanding of genetics.