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Probe Captures Avalanche on Mars
mdekato writes "MSNBC reports that NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter has captured an avalanche on Mars' surface as it happened. Very good still images show what must have been an awesome sight. 'The full image reveals features as small as a desk in a strip of terrain 3.7 miles (6 kilometers) wide and more than 10 times that long, at 84 degrees north latitude. Reddish layers known to be rich in water ice make up the face of a steep slope more than 2,300 feet (700 meters) tall, running the length of the image. Mars' north pole is covered by a cap of ice, and it even snows there. The scientists suspect that more ice than dust probably makes up the material that fell from the upper portion of the scarp.'"
That's what they get for straying off the marked path.
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
I know that we've sent various missions to mars; rovers, probes, environmental impact among other what-have-you; but, and this, I feel is important, when did we send the office furniture?
My God! I hope there weren't any casualties!
"A skier died in an avalanche today while attempting a decent of the dangerous Xplplplt Cliffs near the North Pole. Search and rescue teams found the victim's body which suffered 8 broken limbs, damage to 2 heads, and 1 missing attenna. The victim did not appear to be wearing a teleporter as recommended for skiing in the backcountry."
It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
Baywatch was a very popular show. It would seem to follow that Skiwatch would also be very popular. You're talking about athletic, fit people doing marvelous adventuresome things. Then I realized the problem: it's hard to show sufficient skin to entice the reptile brain audience when that would only lead to frostbite. A babe in a parka looks like a hunk in a parka looks like an IT nerd in a parka -- nobody could tell the difference. Skiwatch would never succeed. If that's the case, Martian Skiwatch would be even less successful, seeing as the actors would have to wear helmets to retain plausibility. Oh, wait, I know -- skin-tight environmental suits. Do you think audiences would buy the idea of suits thick enough to protect the wearer from 1% of Earth's sea level air pressure that are still thin enough to show nipplage?
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
Whew! Well that was close...guess that GRB wasn't perfectly aimed at us after all....
Rule #1 -- Politics always trumps technology.
Avalanche is better than none.
he got hit my a flying desk.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
But there's no need for a religious interpretation. This is clearly evidence of the effects of Martial Warming. If those silly Martians weren't so attached to their darn SUVs they might have escaped this fate....