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SCO Preps Appeals Against Novell and IBM

An anonymous reader writes "It looks like SCO will be emerging from the almost dead soon, with new owners and $100 million on board. SNCP is adjusting the business strategy, according to this report on TG Daily, SCO is saying goodbye to CEO Darl McBride and is also preparing to appeal the summary judgments in the cases against Novell and IBM. If you have thought the chapter was closed, think again. Those $100 million can go a long way (even if SCO has to pay 17% interest on it)."

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  1. Dear Novel and IBM by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like SCO will be emerging from the almost dead soon, with new owners and ... is also preparing to appeal the summary judgments in the cases against Novell and IBM.

    This time please use holy water and lawyers made of silver.

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    Operator, give me the number for 911!
    1. Re:Dear Novel and IBM by greg1104 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The logistics problem with that is lawyers can't survive exposure to the holy water either.

    2. Re:Dear Novel and IBM by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny
      But at least when it was all over, the gear wasn't possessed any more.

      Wouldn't it have been easier just to uninstall Windows?

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      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    3. Re:Dear Novel and IBM by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it leaves ghosts behind...

      1. Burn Knoppix/Rescue CD and boot off it
      2. dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sdX (or hdX)
      3. Drink beer while the demons of Windows are slowly excised
      4. ???
      5. Profit!
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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  2. Re:What the hell? by Smackheid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who keeps giving/lending these clowns money?

    Wouldn't it be more correct to call them zombies at this point? Vampires? The undead?

    Something like that.

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    Je me fous du passé
  3. Re:Why? I just wanna know why? by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's Plan 11 from Outer SCO.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  4. Penny Arcade by Bob54321 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this comic applies here too...

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  5. Re:I can live with that by jk379 · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least with a lottery ticket you have some odds of winning...

  6. Re:What the hell? by Kaenneth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Undead clown lawyers... I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight.

  7. Re:Doesn't the sale have to be approved first? by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 4, Funny

    No kidding. And here we all thought PJ was going to have to start looking for a new job soon.

    Obviously PJ arranged the new funding so Groklaw could continue operating.

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    But then again, I could be wrong.